Jarvesimo's MindSay Blog

all the bloody democrates

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-27T06:04:25-05:00

Sometimes i wonder where all these democrates come from. they seem to pop up all over the place, when you least expect them. i mean heck! you cant load fast enough. them and all their anti-gun laws. they should just go back to utopia and leave us the heck alone.

why do we have so many imigrants?

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-27T06:04:13-05:00

all these stinkin imigrants come into our country, use up our tax money, send their kids to school for free, and expect us to learn their language, so that they dont have tolearn ours. I HATE MEXICANS!!!!! ( unless they are beautifull mexican women, then i might be able to let them live here. as long as they have enough money to pay me off)

how do you feel about guns?

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-27T06:04:12-05:00

how do you feel about the whole gun issue?

first, are you a republican, democrat, or independant?
do you think all guns should be banned?
do you think that guns play a crucial role in our nation?
if they did enforce a gun ban, do you think the majority of the population would comply?
are guns important in the art of self defence?
if not, should we all learn karate?
in your honest opinion, who do you think would make the next best president?

The perfect girl

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-28T10:04:48-05:00

The perfgirl for me has to have

blonde hair
blue eyes
good curves
nice personality
straight like hair
lotza attutude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok parents!?
limited bro's and sisters.

why am i so buisy?

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-28T06:04:38-05:00

I hate evenings when i'm not home. they suck. i am a bonafide home boy. if'n i ain't home, i ain't happy.

i dont like runnin all over the dang place, unless its with some beautifull women!!!!!! JK !!!!!!! just keep me at home, and i'll be happy.

gums inticate form

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-28T08:04:32-05:00

while i was at band practice today, i was thinking about the subject of gum. it is really very complex if ya think about it. first it starts out as a breakable, hard substance, ( very weak ) but the minute you start chewing it, it becomes soft, sticky, streeeeeetchy, and almost unbreakable. makes no sense to me!!!! and really, who honestly thinks that chewing on a ball of rubber thingy majigy can acctualy be healthy for you??? but heck! it tastes dang good!!!!!!

today was a quiet day.

yavieboy5 — 2005-04-30T06:04:45-05:00

today was pretty average, i'm still trying to figure out what the heck i did this morning, but it won't come to me. I helped clean out an old barn, moved the golf cart w/the tractor, ( onto a flatbed truck ) went to the house, ate spaghetti, watched tv, wasted time on this dang blog, then hopefully whenever my mother gets home, we'll have dinner!!!!!!! then to bed, church, then.............SCHOOL..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Lord deliver me from hell!!!!!! Vacations are never long enough. they are alright the first few days, but the closer school comes, the more wound up and dreaded you get. its a vicious cycle!!!???

Lord look down to earth, and have pity on the students of TCA!!!!!!

recent reading

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-01T03:05:07-05:00

Last night, i opened up the bible, and the first passage that hit my eye, was Isaiah 42:1-7. -"See my servant, whom i uphold;my chosen one in whom i delight. i have put my spirit upon him; he will reveal justice to the nations of the world. He will be gentle-He will not shout nor quarrell in the streets. He will not break the bruised reed, nor quench the dieing flame. He will encourage the fainthearted, those tempted to despair. He will see full justice given to all who have been wronged. He wont be satisfyed until truth and righteousness prevail throughout the earth, nor until even the distant lands beyond the seas have put their trust in him. ( skip to 6 ) I the lord have called you to demonstrate my righteousness. i will guard and support you, for i have given you to my people as the personal confirmation of my covenant with them. You shall also be a light to guide the nations to me. You will open the eyes of the blind, and release those who sit in prison darkness and despair."

This passage sort of hit me, and made me realize fully, that we are his chosen servants, who have been given a responsibility to spread his word over all the nations. many times we overlook this, and skip many oportunities to share life with people. we need to be ready, because there will always be chances for us to spread the gospel, we just need to get out of our comfort zones and do his will.

chapel today

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-02T03:05:34-05:00

Today in chapel, some indian dude came in a preached a pretty interesting message. The phrase that caught my attention the most, was something like, To a teen, the power, is beauty. Or somethin like that. but it was cool, because he's right. When your a teen, you are very energetic, and full of vigor. this is the time when god can use us most. instead of waiting until we are old and broken down to serve him, we should devote the prime of our life to him. You may say, "well these are my best years, why waste them?" Well if you think there good now, just think how good they will be in heaven!!!! take the funnest thing on earth, and multiply it by 1,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. and it still will not equal heaven. so instead of focusing on the pleasures of life, focus on serving him, and your reward will be a hundred times greater in heaven.

what a good life

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-02T07:05:39-05:00

Aahhhhhhh, there is no feeling in the world that beats the fresh feeling u get after a 20 minute shower. Its so relaxing, its almost relaxing enough to help you get your mind off spanish. Well, ok, not really, but its still pretty relaxing. right now as i write to all of my "fans", i am eating a massive dish of smartfood popcorn. pretty soon, i'll go in and watch holiday in. BUT enough about me. What is goin on in ya'lls lifes??? answer back, i'm bored to death!!!

Talent show skit

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-03T10:05:53-05:00

Setting- a Midwest barber shop, on a lazy Saturday morning. Characters talk with a southern type drawl, and have lots of emotion.

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>man 1< Well good morning bill.

>man2< good morning hank

>man1< I see you’re here for your Saturday morning haircut, as usual.

>man2< yep, wouldn’t miss it

>man1< did ya here about my family tragedy?

>man2< no, I cant say that I have.

>man1< well, my great uncle died

>man2< oh, that’s bad.

>man1< no that’s good

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well when he died, he left me 50,000 dollars.

Man2- oh that’s good!

Man1- no, that’s bad

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well, after the IRS got done with it, I only had 25,000 dollars.

Man2- oh that’s bad

Man1- no that’s good

Man2-How cum?

Man1- well, I took that money, bought an airplane, and learned how to fly.

Man2- oh that’s good

Man1-no that’s bad

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well, I was flying upside down the other day, and I fell out of the darn thing.

Man2- oh that’s bad

Man1- no, that’s good

Man2- how cum?

Man1- Well, I looked below me, and there was a great big old hay stack.

Man2- oh that’s good

Man1- no, that’s bad.

Man2- oh? How cum.

Man1- well, I fell a bit further, and I saw a pitch fork aimed right at me!

Man2- oh that’s bad

Man1- no that’s good

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well, I missed the pitchfork

Man2- oh that’s good

Man1- no that’s bad

Man2-how cum?

Man1- I missed the haystack too!!!!!

Man2- ooohhhhh, that’s baaaad!

Man1- no, that’s good

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well, I bounced around on the ground for a while, and the ambulance came, and took me to the hospital.

Man2- oh that’s good

Man1- no that’s bad

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well, when I was at this hospital, I took a turn for the nurse!?

Man2- oh that’s bad

Man1- no that’s good

Man2- how cum?

Man1- well my wife came in and caught me kissing this nurse

Man2- oh that’s bad

Man1- no that’s good

Man2- how cum

Man1- well my wife said, that if this was the way it was going to be, she was going to pack her bags and head home to mama!!

Man2- that’s good!

Man1- your darn right that’s good!!!!!!!

Cinco De mayo

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-05T03:05:37-05:00

Cinco De Mayo, is here again! Now, some people love CDM for the celebration of mexican culture. Other people celebrate CDM to remember the mexican revolution. Then there are others, who go out, get shamelessly stone dead drunk, do things they wish they hadn't, wake up with a strange phone # in their pocket, and a MASSIVE hangover. Aahhhhhh, in 6 years, i'll be joining them! oh the fun of drinking 1/2 priced mexican beer until ur blue in the face! not to mention the tequila! oohhhhhh, i get the shivers just thinking about it. Someday my friends, someday. well, thats all for now.

Great weekend!

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-07T07:05:07-05:00

I had a wicked good weekend. First, we ( robbie and i) downloaded some cool songs. ( chariot, piano man, sound of silence, crocodile rock, to name a few) Then we rented tremors 1,2. they are soooo funny! a bit sad, but hilarios just the same. Then we attempted to smoke out some dang blasted porcupines with some road flares, but that didnt work. ( Damn! ) Then we hung out in the peoples barn ( soaking wet ) until his mom picked us up and brought me home. But this weekend wasn't as fun as usual. My big ( really little) sister kells wasn't there. ( tear ) It just ain't a weekend at robbies w/out kells. oh well, there will be other times. What really matters though, is that she ( and us ) had a good time.

Dude, gimme ur truck

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-08T05:05:40-05:00

Holy crap. i drove one of the sweetest trucks in the world today. A Dodge 3500, dual weels, red (grrrr), semi-lift kit, turbo deisle, and a v-12 engine. Oh the heavenly bliss!!! i can still hardly make my mouth move to speak i am still so happy! Then, using this truck, we bought a 3.6 hp powerboat, and cruised up and down the contookooc river for about an our. On powdermill pond, there were white caps ( waves ) about 3-3/12 feet tall. NO JOKE. we were almost capsized. then we hung out at my grandmothers fer a while and drove the mother of all trucks home. Then, unfortunately, we had to give it back to the guy who really owned it. (tear)

I have been violated

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-11T07:05:47-05:00

Today, in peterbourough, we went into a thrift shop to look at some random furniture. i got a cool dewats whiskey mirror, but thats not relevant. on the way out, you have to go thru this little hall way. well, on the opposite end of me, i saw a bloody flamer. a go-tee mustach, big pink bead, frizzed out hair, STILETTO'S! and these wicked tight clothes. BLEGH! then, as i passed him, i saw him turn around and look at my BUTT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH CALL THE SWAT TEAM, FBI, SECRET POLICE! I have been violated by a flamer. oh my lord, i did not recover for about 3 hour. i was sooooo emotionaly traumatized. i just sat in our van and sipped a coolata until i felt better. man that was sooo discusting. I probly wont get much sleep tonight. I'll be sleeping with a shotgun next to my bed all night.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-05-23T09:05:19-05:00

I really think this song is very touching and meaningfull both at the same time. what do ya'll thank?

Going out of my mind these days,
Like I'm walkin' round in a haze.
I can't think straight, I can't concentrate.
And I need a shave.

I go to work and I look tired.
The boss man says: "Son, you're gonna get fired."
This ain't your style, and from behind my coffee cup,
I just smile.

What a beautiful mess!
What a beautiful mess I'm in.
Spendin' all my time with you,
There's nothin' else I'd rather do.
What a sweet addiction that I'm caught up in.
'Cos I can't get enough,
Can't stop the hunger for your love.
What a beautiful, what a beautiful mess I'm in.
Ahhh.

This morning put salt in my coffee.
I put my shoes on the wrong feet.
I'm losin' my mind, I swear; It might be the death of me,
But I don't care.

Is it your eyes? Is it your smile?
All I know is that you're drivin' me wild.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-05-26T05:05:04-05:00

I took a test yesterday, that told me that I would die at age 73, then i took the same test today, and it told me that I would die at age 64. So my sister told me that 2 years after I retire, i'll head up to the big Casino in the sky! Free drinks! oh i love her!

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yavieboy5 — 2005-05-28T06:05:21-05:00

i like it n wanted u 2 read it

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL gives you her number saying
call me sometime. she means she wishes
for a call when she gets home.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says "I love you",
She means it.

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a GIRL is jealous about other
people seeing you more than she does,
its because she loves you and
misses you so much

Repost this bulletin in 5 minutes and you
will get lucky
If you do not repost this bulletin you will get
bad luck

What a day!

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-28T06:05:54-05:00

Wow, i'll tell ya, when ur out on a john deer tractor brushhoging from about 10:00am to about 5:30 pm, ur arms and neck are like beet red. hopefully that'll turn into a tan! yea, probly will. but over the whole day, total earnings were about 70$. woot woot!. well, hope ya'll have a great weekend. i know i have!

How the mexicans will invade.

yavieboy5 — 2005-05-29T01:05:02-05:00

I have been given a revalation as to how this country very well could be invaded, by a very unlikely group of people. Illeagal Mexicans. Now some people, ( democraps ) view these "people" as harmless, loving, caring "people" who are only looking for a job to support their familys. BULL CRAP! they are really here to prepare our nation for world war 3. Now, notice how only the mexicans have jobs as janitors. ( more or less) now, a janitor has all the keys and access codes to every room of every building they work in. In other words, unlimited access. Now when our enemys mass in mexico, ( venezuela is already massing thousands of troops, buying millions of guns, and getting in good terms with mexico, our only southern border country.) all the mexican janitors will shut down crucial facilities, such as power, gas, food ect. and open the border, so that all our many enemys can walk right in. oh, also, china has also been getting into good relations with mexico, as well as cuba and other countrys who are our ardent enemys. So, with no food industry, the average family, ( who could only survive on stored food for about 4 days ) would do just about anything for food. Including exposing hiding refugees. now the first thing that the invading forces would do, is target all who seem to pose a threat, or those who own guns. These people would be the greatest danger standing in their way. they then would sweep thru texas, new mexico, arizona ect, and then up thru the midwest. After they establish firm grounds in the midwest, they would the take the mississippi river, and cut of trade and travel, then move on up north to finish of the rest of the country. AND, this could happen sooner than later. see, most of our troops are currently in iraq, and couldnt get here in time, and what troops that are actually here, would be no match for the combined forces of venezuela, cuba, mexico and china. As well as the Russians, if they decide to join in also. So there you have it. My vision as to how Illeagal imigration will wipe out this country. It is already happening. When a new Ipswich police chief gets slurred, shunned, picketed and hated, for arresting an Illeagal mexican for trespassing, you know its happening. The people are so preoccupied with human rights, and an equal chance, that the mexicans are walking all over us. When Illeagals in texas, get away with more crimes, and are given more leniencys than the acctual citizens, you know that something drastic is about to happen. peoples eyes have been blinded, and they walk around in a "peace" fog, thinking everything is okay, but then when the enmy stikes, they will be completely surprised, and shocked, because they were not paying attention to what was going on around them. PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!

I stole this from someone

yavieboy5 — 2005-06-05T08:06:41-05:00

1.What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me?
2.Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word
3.Reply to this post with one of the pictures from the first page of results. (don't tell me the word)
4.Put this on your own blog so I can do the same.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-06-16T08:06:43-05:00

Ah, well, school is finnaly out. FOR GOOD. if ur a former tca student, u'll know what i mean! lol. i'm sooo happy. now all's i really need 2 do is 2 hang out with my sis kell, and bro robbie all summer! ( tough chore aint it!) speakin of kell, kelly has an awsomely touching entry at kell . it is sooooo incredibly tearfull. its all about.........well, i'll let u find out. but its awsome. she's phat, and i love her. lol. k, hope all my friends at tca have a good a summer as i hope 2! i'll keep in touch with ya'll.

Go live a little, and dont waste time on the stupid computer!!!! lol

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yavieboy5 — 2005-06-21T09:06:08-05:00

This is wicked funny- take the time 2 read it!

Car Talk Takes an Excursion
Ford Excursion, That Is!

By now, you've probably heard about Ford's new behemoth sport utility vehicle, the Excursion. Now, Ford has taken a lot of grief lately due to the vehicle's size. The Sierra Club even dubbed it the Ford "Valdez." To be fair, Ford points out that its customers want such vehicles, and that they've worked hard to minimize the Excursion's emissions. That seems to be true. But we couldn't help providing our instantaneous "Car Talk Translation" of Ford's announcement.

With apologies to Bill Ford Jr. -- and our own legal team for the extra hours they'll be putting in this week--Car Talk is pleased to help Ford introduce the new Ford Excursion:

FORD: The customer came first in developing the all-new Ford Excursion.

TRANSLATION: We had about 50 million tons of extra sheet metal lying around.

FORD: It's designed to provide customers with a fresh new choice in the heavy-duty utility market.

TRANSLATION: Even we were shocked when we saw it. I think we can all agree, it's freakin' huge.

FORD: Excursion offers more space and convenience for passengers, more utility for activities such as towing and more versatility for carrying cargo and luggage--while at the same time setting a bold new standard for safety and the environment.

TRANSLATION: There's more interior volume than the Taj Mahal. Think you'd get hurt if the Taj ever hit a Chevette? Of course not! You wouldn't believe how much gas this thing drinks. We didn't say it was a bold new good standard.

FORD: It has 10 cup holders and many more power points

TRANSLATION: Just you try to drink that much coffee. We don't know what power points are, either, but some junior ad writer came up with the phrase and we kept it because we thought it sounded impressive.

FORD: Large towing capacity--up to 10,000 pounds.

TRANSLATION: That's two fully loaded Explorers you could drag around behind you, in case you want to zip into town with something easier to park.

FORD: Large payload capacity--up to one ton.

TRANSLATION: And it holds nine people, so each of them can weigh up to 225 pounds. Or, five mothers-in-law at 400 pounds each. It's your call.

FORD: Ford's unique BlockerBeam helps prevent a car from sliding underneath the front of the Excursion during a frontal collision. Ford is the first in the industry to provide this type of advanced protection in trucks.

TRANSLATION: We're already gearing up for lawsuits from relatives of deceased Escort owners. Our legal team devised this preemptive, technology-based defense.

FORD: A standard trailer hitch helps prevent a car from sliding underneath the rear of Excursion during a rear collision.

TRANSLATION: But the "BlockerBeam" was too expensive to add to the back of the Excursion. So, we figured, why not just skewer cars with a regular old trailer hitch?

FORD: Driver and passenger front air bags feature "second generation" inflation rates.

TRANSLATION: Our apologies to those of you who lost your first generation of children to our original air bag design.

FORD: New Ford Belt-Minder system will help remind most Excursion occupants to buckle up.

TRANSLATION: We added a buzzer.

FORD: SecuriLock™ passive anti-theft system helps deter would-be thieves.

TRANSLATION: It took Vinny 300 percent longer to break in and drive off-nearly two full minutes!

FORD: Will produce up to 43 percent less tailpipe emissions than permitted by law.

TRANSLATION: The law needs updating.

FORD: More fuel efficient--with more passenger and cargo carrying capacity--than two average full-size sedans capable of transporting equivalent loads.

TRANSLATION: Please try not to think how much gas you're wasting when you take the Excursion to go get a gallon of milk.

FORD: Nearly one-fifth of the vehicle is made from recycled materials, including various steel, aluminum, rubber and plastic parts.

TRANSLATION: There aren't enough mines in the world for the raw materials we'll be needing.

FORD: More than 85 percent of the vehicle is recyclable by weight.

TRANSLATION: And when you're done with it, NAFTA allows us to sell it to Mexico as low-income housing.

FORD: At less than 7 feet tall and less than 20 feet long, Excursion still fits into a standard-size garage.

TRANSLATION: But it might not be a bad idea to hire some aircraft-gate parking specialists with lit beacons to help you get it in there.

FORD: Excursion offers an impressive 165 cubic feet of available cargo space. That's about eight times the trunk volume of a full-size passenger car.

TRANSLATION: Some other things you might be able to relate this to:
*About the size of your first apartment after college
*Could hold 10 cubicles, and a water cooler
*Enough room for optional lap pool

FORD: Reducing the amount of noise entering the cabin was a priority for the Excursion development team.

TRANSLATION: I think we all can agree that it's distasteful to have to listen to the sound of bones, flesh and metal being crunched.

FORD: Privacy glass and separate reading lights also are provided for all three rows of seating.

TRANSLATION: Guys, you can finally stare at those ads in your wife's copy of "Vogue" while you're waiting for her to come out of the store, and the little old ladies with blue hair won't give you dirty looks.

FORD: Excursion also is another example of Ford's dual truck platform strategy, which is designed to make effective and efficient use of common platforms to provide better value to customers and shareholders.

TRANSLATION: We basically took our standard garbage truck and put seven seats in it.

Up to 10 cup holders and five power points.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-06-29T01:06:28-05:00

Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

What's Your Love Style?

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yavieboy5 — 2005-06-29T09:06:07-05:00

Hey ya'll, i found a really cool girl, and i think you all should pay her a visit. she needs attention, she's lonely.
shes at bootyliciosbabe

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-05T06:07:19-05:00

Man, this 4th was wicked fun. My friend robbie came over, and we shot off tons o'fireworks, swam in our pool, 4-wheeled, and did alot of skeet shooting. it was a load of fun. then we went to the new boston fireworks, and watched my family clog. we saw lotsa hot girls mud wrestling!!! lol, well, not really, but thats wut we were hoping! lol, jk. then we skiped work on tuesday, and slept till like 11. then he went home. it was wicked cool, because my dad and i had a father-son moment, when we both sat outside after the fireworks, and smoked cigars together. it was awsome. I felt so much of a bonding going on, that it was like, "whoa!" anyways, that was about it, and we had a lot of fun.
k, well, i'll see you all lata!

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-06T06:07:08-05:00

(I blog-napped this from someone)
I heard a story once. It went.. kind of like this. I don't remember some parts. I just kind of.. change it a little I guess.

Basically,

There was a man once. He invested in the stock market, and he'd spent alot of years trying to learn it's up's and down's. Trying to predict when they would come. He wasn't very good at it. And, in the end, lost quite a bit of money.

He was quite depressed over this, and decided he would go to a fortune teller. "What can I lose!" he said, more of a comfort to himself then anything else. He got there, and asked the Fortune Teller to tell him what he could expect from his life in the future. She closed her eyes.

"Wealth".

The next few weeks, he made a few good decisions. It surprised him how easily he began to make money. His partners did too. His track record, of course, wasn't great. So it was weird how .. easily he was making money. You know?

He decided to go visit the Fortune Teller again. he went back to 2nd street, and found her small building. In he went. "What can I expect next in my life?" He asked. She closed her eyes.

"Power"

Down the road a ways, the man joined a small investment firm. Gradually, it grew, and his rank in the company with it. Eventually, he became the CEO of this company, and it continued to flourish. The man was very happy. Many years passed, and he wanted to visit the Fortune Teller again. He had to travel over many states to get back to his old city. He made his way to the same house on 2nd street. He asked her, "What's next in my life?". She closed her old eyes and sighed deeply...

"Death", she answered. And hung her head.

The man was terribly afraid. He spent money on a new house with all this.. protection.. all these.. measure to protect himself from criminals, earthquakes, plagues, you name it. His company failed. He lost his wealth. He began to lose his mind. Every day, he had the same paranoia, the same fear. Dying became his enemy, and he was determined to beat it. He began to go into debt. He never even left his house anymore, for fear of being killed.

Several weeks went by. His bills weren't paid. He wasn't answering his cell phone. No one received word from him. Some police were called in to investigate. In the end, the only thing he couldn't protect and hide from, was himself.

It was a suicide, you see. You understand that, right? I always mess that part up. I'm never sure if I'm telling it right.

The fact of the matter is, our peace of mind, it's fragile.

People themselves are often the reason they can't be happy. Why they can't.. be successful.

Each individual can be tremendously beneficial to themselves. And,.. sometimes..

Extremely dangerous.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-11T06:07:40-05:00

There have been some questions about the War on Terror and specifically our fight in Iraq... mainly from the assholes in the press, but there are some others as well. To those who doubt our mission, I can't say this emphatically enough: SCREW YOU!
We have lots of smelly, unshaven men who hate nothing more than the American way of life, and I'm not talking about Michael Moore. These people want to kill us for a multitude of retarded reasons, so we have to kill them first. Pretty damn simple if you ask me, yet people want to "understand why they hate us." Frankly, I'm fine with understanding what one ate for lunch from the gaping wound in his stomach. The full understanding can be saved for the anthropologists.
Let me make this clear: When people want to kill you, will blow up men, women, and children and celebrate the deaths by jumping around and yelling like a bunch of deranged howler monkeys, you waste those motherf**kers!! There are no ifs or buts about it. And you don't wait for permission from some "international community". France has about as much relevance on the world stage as a tribe of mountain gorillas (and guess which groups bathes more). And we're supposed to wait for China to take a break from executing political prisoners to approve what we're doing?
Here's my policy on that: f**k them!
Most of the countries of the world get the luxury of being a bunch a whiny little bitches because they know that America will actually get the tough shit done. Frankly, I'm okay with all those pissant countries sitting around and patting themselves on the back while we the American people take care of all the problems in the world. Someone has to be an adult here.
And about angering the Arab world - those people are already a bunch of irrationally angry assholes. Who gives a rat's ass about whether defending ourselves helps their anemic self-esteem. The only thing they need to know is that, as angry as they get as they eat food donated out of the kindness of our Christian hearts, lifting a finger against us is the surest way to commit mass suicide. Our goal should not be to be liked, it should be to be respected... or feared. Same difference.
So on to Iraq. Saddam was a madman in charge of an entire country. He murdered, he tortured, and, as long as we left him alone, he was free to plot more mayhem. So we took the bitch out; simple as that. You may say that there are plenty of other evil dictators out there, and it's a good point; we'll get to them later. But the journey of a thousand miles starts with dragging one disheveled, former dictator out of a hole in the ground. But, when I have my way - and I will because I'm bigger than you - all dictators will eventually be fertilizer or the bitch of some guy named Bubba. It should be our goal to make all countries productive, capitalistic democracies, because those guys won't attack us whether or not they're smart enough to kiss our feet.
So Iraq is just a start, and every despot out there better start packing if he knows what's good for him and every psychotic terrorist better renew his life insurance. Some may say that for every evil terrorist we kill, we create another bin Laden. Well, guess what; we can make bullets and cruise missiles even faster.
Still, there are going to be many Americans against our war in Iraq and other places. If you are one of them, then please write out your reasoned arguments in a letter, put it into a an envelope, address it to "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue", put a stamp on it, and then SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
Thank you and God bless.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-12T07:07:22-05:00

This is a wicked funny story, even if it does portray Bush as a dumb guy. (hes not though)

Bush walked into the Senate chambers. "So how is the hearing on making Chomps the next Supreme Court Justice?" he asked, "I think the world's angriest dog would really balance out the decisions."
"He's responding to all our questions by viciously mauling Ted Kennedy!" shouted a frustrated Harry Reid.
"Is that true, Chomps?" Bush asked the rottweiler.
Chomps responded by leaping at Ted Kennedy and savagely biting him.
"If we have someone that vicious in the Supreme Court," George Voinovich said, "I fear for my grandchildren and..." He then broke down crying.
"No crying!" Bush shouted, "And that goes for you too, Dick Durbin!"
"You can't tell me what to do, you Nazi!" Senator Durbin yelled back. He then started crying. "I'm sorry if you misinterpreted that in a way that was hurtful." Chomps then jumped Durbin and started biting him.
"See, he's attacking Durbin now," Bush pointed out, "That's progress, right?"
"We don't want him attacking anyone!" Reid answered.
"But that's how he communicates," Bush said, "He's just a dog."
"And I don't even know if a dog is allowed to become a Supreme Court Justice."
"What does the Constitution say about that?" Bush asked.
Chomps responded by savagely attacking Ted Kennedy.
"I wasn't asking you," Bush clarified.
"We haven't been able to check because our copy of the Constitution we had here was savagely ripped apart," Reid said.
"Chomps, did you do that?" Bush asked the dog sternly.
Chomps responded to the question by savagely biting Ted Kennedy.
"Actually, it was Ruth Bader Ginsburg," Senator Frist stated.
"See, I want a Supreme Court Justice who will savagely rip apart Ted Kennedy and not the Constitution," Bush declared.
"Well, I don't think this vicious animal is worthy of being a Supreme Court Justice!" Reid asserted.
Chomps walked up to Reid and growled.
Reid jumped on a desk and defensively shouted, "So what is your opinion on Roe v. Wade?"
Chomps responded to the question by savagely biting Ted Kennedy.
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"It is believed by many that Bush's Supreme Court nominee, Chomps the World Angriest Dog, has an anger problem," said the anchorwoman, "This is supported by the fact that he is in the Guinness Book of World Records as the World's Angriest Dog, that numerous psychologist say he has a brain imbalance causing a rage problem, that everyone who know the dog describes him as 'extremely angry,' and that no one has been able to obtain any footage of Chomps where is not acting extremely angry."
Cheney turned away from the TV to look at Bush. "Of all the idiotic things you've done as president, nominating that psychotic rottweiler to the Supreme Court has to be one of the most entertaining."
"I just think that dogs haven't gotten enough representation in government," Bush answered, "Isn't that right, Barney?"
"Yipe! Yipe!" the Scottish terrier replied.
"Let's see how he does on This Week with George Stephanopoulos," Cheney said.
On screen was Chomps alone at a table.
"Where's Snufalufagus?" Bush asked.
Chomps coughed up a shoe.
"He swallowed him!" Cheney shouted, "That's going to be bad publicity!"
"It's not Chomps's fault," Bush stated, "Snufalufagus is just so small he couldn't help but swallow him."
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"What's up, Rummy?" Bush asked as he entered Rumsfeld's house.
"What have you been doing with my dog?" Rumsfeld demanded.
"I've been trying to make him a Supreme Court Justice."
"I don't want him to be some fruity judge!" Rumsfeld yelled, "And what have you been feeding him?"
Chomps made some coughing sounds in another room. Then George Stephanopoulos came running out of the house screaming, "Aieee!"
"Greek food," Bush answered.
Rumsfeld walked into the library to find Chomps reading a book of Supreme Court decisions, viciously ripping apart the majority decision or dissent in each one. "Bad dog!" Rumsfeld yelled as he hit Chomps on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, "The only thing you should be concerned about is scaring away the neighborhood kids." Chomps barked at Rumsfeld and then ran out of the house. Rumsfeld then looked to Bush. "And you stay away from my dog or I'll rip off your arms and legs and beat you with them!"
"Will the doctors be able to reattach them afterwards?" Bush asked in panic.
Rumsfeld took a drink from a flask of whiskey. "Not my concern."
* * * *****************************************************************88
"Now I need to find another Supreme Court nominee," Bush complained as he lay in bed next to Laura.
"Just listen to your staff and that scary Karl Rove this time and don't pick out any angry dogs," Laura told him.
Bush laid his head on his pillow and closed his eyes. After a few moments, he sprung up. "You know, I saw this one monkey at the zoo who might..."
"Go to sleep!"
THE END
( blog-napped from imao)

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-13T03:07:58-05:00

GOODBYE KELLY AND ROBBIE!!!!!!! Have an awsome time in chicago! i will miss u both sooooooo much. Dang, these next 2 weeks will be BORING!!!! anyways, u know my # so give me a call! and lemme know what ya'll r up 2! have fun!
I love u both sooo much!!! (nothing weird robbie) lol ya'll are like a second family 2 me
big hugs for all ya'll!!!!

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-25T12:07:17-05:00

I just got a message that my second family is going 2 be getting home tomorow evening!!!!! god i missed them soo much! anyways, i cant wait 2 see them! yea, this week, i have been killing chickens on odd days, and running a firewood proccessor on even days. good money though. not much more than that though.
talk 2 ya'll lata

You NEED to go here

yavieboy5 — 2005-07-28T04:07:52-05:00

Today i was browsing around some conservative sites, when i stumbled upon a memorial for the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. I would like everyone who reads this, to go to http://www.thevrwc.org/haveYouForgotten.html. just scoll down, and select "long collage" out of the scrolling menu. just wait for it, and watch it in its entirety. At the end of this movie, I was literally in tears. And let me tell you, that takes some doing. so please, watch this. And to any liberals who watch this, if you still tell me that going to war was wrong, after watching this, then you are already to far gone to help

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yavieboy5 — 2005-07-30T04:07:40-05:00

The Perfect Girl
Created by steven15 and taken 9 times on bzoink!
Section 1
Hair color? blonde/brown, i like both
Eye color? blue
Height? shorter than 6'1, but taller than 5
Long hair or short? long
Boobs: small or large? medium
Butt: small or large? medium
Piercings? sure
Tattoos? no, not really
Teeth? duh yea! oh white
Section 2
Funny or serious? both
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home? both
Should he be able to bake or cook? sure, but if she cant, thats fine
Does she have a best friend? i would hope so
Is it okay for her to have a lot of male friends? well, not TOO many
Out-going or shy? leaning more twards outgoing
Sarcastic or sincere? sincere
Does she get along with her parents? yup
Smoke? doesnt matter
Drink? it would be nice, but if not, thats fine
Would she have more than one bf at a time? Hell no!
Would you let her pay for you on the first date? of course not, thats the mans job
Does she kiss on the first date? only if the moment is right
Does she have sex on the first date? no, of course not
Would she hang out with you and YOUR friends? yup
How about you hanging out with her and HER friends? of course
Would she like to hold hands? she'd better!
How much older or younder can she be? no younger than a year, and older than 2yrs
Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink!

Pool Party

yavieboy5 — 2005-08-08T04:08:29-05:00

SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus----I----Love----U-----and----I----Need----- U-----

repost this within 5minutes and make the title POOL PARTY and a miracle will happen tonite.

God works in mysterious ways

blognapped from "dapopster"

yavieboy5 — 2005-08-08T06:08:43-05:00

"OLD" IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN - "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN - An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee

"An old man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. Entering the examination room, the doctor says, 'I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.'The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, 'What did he say?' The wife yells back to him, 'GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!'"

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yavieboy5 — 2005-08-10T04:08:45-05:00

What do you think of me?
7 Answers:
<<1>> NOT ATTRACTiVE
<<2>> DECENT
<<3>> CUTE
<<4>> BEAUTIFUL
<<5>> GORGEOUS
<<6>> PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG
<<7>> FUCKABLE
<<8>> I WANNA MAKE U MY MAN
<<9>> I LOVE YOU!!!
<<10>> SEXIEST PERSON I KNO
Post this if you want to see what people think of your appearence...
Sorry about the all caps, I just copied & pasted...

Awsome birthday party

yavieboy5 — 2005-08-20T10:08:22-05:00

I just got back from one of the best partys ever. first, we started out with a quiet, but friggen hilarios trip to the local chinease resteraunt. Then we went back to ginas place, and played poker, with our old drama teacher, Ms Erica. But after a while, that got boring, so we were fishing around for ideas. Then Gina said, how about cow tipping???? Ms Erica LOVED the idea, and we went to the nearest farmers house, in search of some cows. We found them, but they werent sleeping, so we went to head back home. Then we had the choice of going to a pub, or going to the lake. We chose the lake. So we wanted to cause some mayhem, so at 9:30 at night, we untied the bouy lines, and set them loose in the lake. Then I took the lifeguards boat out to the dock, and attempted 2 pull up the anchor. But just as i got there, another car pulles in, and we fear its the cops. so everyone else takes off, and im left stranded on the dock, in the middle of the lake, with their headlightes on me. thankfully they didnt see me, and then they left. i wasnt able to lift the anchor out, so i came back in. But as a final note, i sunk the boat as much as i could, and sent it out with a big push, for the center of the lake. Then we took off like the devil was on our tale, and went home. omg was it awsome. so thats about it, so yea.

First day at conval :-(

yavieboy5 — 2005-08-30T11:08:55-05:00

Well today i went to the freshman only day at conval, even though im a sophmore, and I was really nervous. Especially since emily was late, and i knew NO ONE!!!! but then emily and i found each other, and we just wandered around the school, and got lost! lol. Then we followed ari's and jordans group, and drank some soda in the cafeteria. Then i find out that my alcohol shirts arent allowed!!!! WTF!!!! i have NO other shirts!!! anyways, there are some good looking girls there too! but ill expand on that later. ;-) so we'll see how tomorow is, and i hope its better!! ill keep in touch with ya'll

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yavieboy5 — 2005-09-01T01:09:36-05:00

Well, i am currently sitting down at a conval comp, and typing this blog entry. Convals ok i guess, but iv been to better schools. im bored 2 death, cause ill be here in study hall for another hour and a half. :-(. but, i could have it worse, i could be in class. k, well, ill see ya'll lata

Bored to death in a study hall. took this random test

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-02T10:09:04-05:00

You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Posion
73%
Suicide
53%
Eaten
47%
Gunshot
47%
Accident
47%
Natural Causes
40%
Disappear
40%
Suffocated
40%
Disease
27%
Stabbed
27%
Bomb
27%
Cut Throat
13%
Drowning
0%

How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.com

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yavieboy5 — 2005-09-06T10:09:01-05:00

Here are some of the things I've learned from watching the coverage of the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
What Katrina Can Teach Us.

It’s basic human nature: When resources run out – people will begin to loot for the basics – food, water, and big screen TV’s.
Money is flowing into the charity coffers. Charitable organizations can always use the extra money to fund rescue, provide comfort, and fund Air America.
Katrina was named after the Greek Goddess of global warming. At least – that’s what you hear when you talk to liberals.
Given a choice between compassion for those suffering and hating President Bush – many on the Left would choose the latter.
We still have many people clinging to hope and praying for rescue. Pray for them.
Conditions in the Superdome were bad. Poop on the floor and garbage everywhere. Thankfully, some people are being moved to the Houston Astrodome where the only remaining smell is the stench of Astro failure.
It makes sense that the first American city to be destroyed would be the one with the strongest French influence.
Hope the city gets rebuilt quickly – Girls Gone Wild is waiting to restart filming.
If you want to see boobs in New Orleans you’ll have to wait until the next official press conference.
The job of the Mayor is to take care of the people in his city. When he fails at that – his secondary job becomes blaming the federal government.
We have some of the best rescue people in the world. Thank you for your efforts.
This is big. Nothing like this has ever happened before. Be patient with the rescuers. They’re doing the best they can.
( copyed and stolen from IMAO )

The way I see it

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-23T10:09:44-05:00

The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
My grandmother always said,
"A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!"

Innapropriate Mouse Sex

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-23T11:09:03-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2005-09-23T11:09:29-05:00

Hilarios joke

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-26T10:09:12-05:00

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

The answers to life's persistent questions

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-26T05:09:24-05:00






Joke of the day

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-28T10:09:41-05:00

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

Joke of the day

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-29T08:09:55-05:00

Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true.

To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.

They then observed that 100% of them:
1: Gained weight.
2: Talked excessively without making sense.
3: Became emotional.
4: Called home just to see if anyone called.
5: Couldn't drive.
6: Went to the bathroom in groups.
7: Rearranged the furniture for no apparent reason.
No further testing is planned.

Sorry, this was just to funny/sick to pass up

yavieboy5 — 2005-09-30T10:09:23-05:00

Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

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yavieboy5 — 2005-10-07T09:10:00-05:00

Well, Im off for the weekend to vermont, with my granpa, so i wont be round till sunday. Im wicked disapointed cause my friend was supposed to come with me, but his parents wouldnt let him cause of a bad test grade or something. Im wicked disapointed. I was really counting on him this weekend, and its a bummer that his parents wouldnt let him come. I'm not holding it against him though, exept to WORK HARDER AND GET BETTER GRADES!!!!!!! No Im kidding robbie, i dont hold it against you.
well, cyall later

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yavieboy5 — 2005-10-07T11:10:17-05:00

Ode to Violence
Violence has always gotten a bad rap. That's because people just don't understand it. First of all, regardless of what people tell you, violence solves problems. Actually, violence, taken to certain extents, can solve any problem. Is someone annoying you with their idiotic opinion? Beat the hell out of 'em. Don't know the answer to a math problem? Pistol whip your teacher until he gives it to you. Having trouble understanding tax forms? Firebomb the I.R.S. headquarters. War and famine exist on earth? Nothing that can't be solved by nukes, nukes, and more nukes. See, how can someone be against something with so many practical uses?
And, for the environmentalists out there (and other whiny annoying people), violence is completely natural and bio-degradable: the lions savagely tear at the antelope for food, the wolves viscously bring down a deer, my dog angrily bites me when I tease her, and the dolphins stupidly run into nets made for catching tuna (well maybe that last example doesn't show animal violence in nature, but I like the image of it). Why don't one of you enviro-mental-cases try talking things over with a mountain lion and see what happens? I bet you one of your arms and legs that it chooses violence.
And why not.
Violence is truly a universal language. Do you really think we are able to reason verbally with people in Iraq who don't understand why their nation is poor when their leader uses all their money to build himself eighty palaces? But everyone... check that ...everything understand the message behind saturation bombing. Violence truly allows every living thing to communicate between each other.
Can we expect there to be understanding between species when everything has its own form of communication: our thousands of languages, the dogs barks and stances, the bees complicated dance, the dolphins whistles and clicks (the dolphin's language, incidentally, contains three hundred variations of the expression, "Duh...", but has no word for, "Look out for that tuna net!"), etc. Hell no. That's where violence comes in. Think of it less as aggression and more as an effective form of communication.
When the wolf viciously bites at an intruder on its territory, it's simply saying, "Excuse me, sir, but this is my property, and I would like some privacy." When the intruder savagely claws back as it tries to escape, it's communicating, "I see. Sorry. I guess I'll be leaving." When you get too near a bee and it stings you, that's but its way of saying, "Noli tangere!" When you crush the bee out of spite, that's just your reflexive way of declaring, "Don't do that. It upsets me." Why spend millions trying to understand what dolphins are trying to say when a few boots to their heads will communicate all we ever need to tell them? There's no reason. It's just people's ignorance that prevents us; that's all.
If people could just understand how effectively violence allows us to communicate with all living things, perhaps it would be a better world. Why if everyone could be violent to everything for but one day, think of all the understanding it would create of each other. We would have reopened the gates to the Garden of Eden, a viciously savage Garden of Eden, but a Garden of Eden nonetheless. The only people stopping this bloodthirsty utopia are the pacifists, but I know that a brutal beating will show them our side.
So, remember, while you may bring a pocket translator to better communicate with people of other languages and cultures, I pack a Colt .45.
'nuff said.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-10-10T04:10:20-05:00

He loved alcohol. That was the vice
For which dad paid the ultimate price
When one day he fell in
A large barrel of gin,
Where he drowned (though they rescued him — twice).

Dedicated Dale Earnhardt fan. lol

yavieboy5 — 2005-10-13T06:10:54-05:00

This weekend

yavieboy5 — 2005-10-16T07:10:42-05:00

Well, this weekend, was very good, but very bad sobriety wise. on sat night, after about 4 rum and cokes, 2 vodka and MT Dew's, 3 shots of Doctor, and one shot of Malibu Rum, I was a bit hamerd. not too bad though, i do actually remember the card game, but only that i was losing! lol anyways, i slept good that night, and still have a good headache. It rained like a bastard all weekend, so it sucked, but we did clean the camp out, top to bottom. It was fun though, and with my Grandfathers luck at gambling, Im waiting for him to call me and tell me that he's a 300 million dollar jackpot richer. (i love powerball) lol
well, thats all, and ill be back there next weekend for a massive turkey dinner, so ill be writing more.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-02T10:11:50-05:00

OMG, my Friends sister kelly, (my lover...lol) had one of those robot babies for school this week. oh man, their sooo cute. It kinda makes me wanna have a kid of my own. or, have my parents have another one, but that wouldnt be as fun. ok, im done, i just felt like i needed to say that...lol. I am starting to hate school with a passion. Not because its bad, but because its boring, and it keeps me away from the people i love most. (Parents, sisters, brothers, kelly, etc....etc...) it just plain sucks. I live for the weekends now, when i can see robbie and kelly. thank god this weekend we're gettin together. Oh and kelly....have a safe trip to Oklahoma. Ill miss you. have fun.

Pictures of the toughest, longest lasting trucks on the road

yavieboy5 — 2005-11-03T10:11:35-05:00

Top ten rules of gun safety

yavieboy5 — 2005-11-04T12:11:42-05:00

Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction. Such as a hippie or a Communist.
Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns
No matter how responsible he seems, NEVER give your gun to a liberal
If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of Jack Daniels before going to the range
When unholstering your weapon, its customary to say “excuse me while I whip this out”
Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something, or are just feeling generally angry
If your gun misfires, NEVER look down the barrel. Have someone else do that for you.
NEVER use your gun to pistol whip someone. It could mar the finish
No matter how excited you are about getting your first gun, do not run around yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!!”
And the most important rule of gun safety: Don’t piss me off!!!

Know your Enemy! facts about liberals

yavieboy5 — 2005-11-04T12:11:39-05:00

The main diet of a liberal is tofu and granola. This makes them puny, and easy to throw
Liberals will try to entice you with their twisted logic. Counter with a bitch slap
Hanging a picture of Reagan over your door will keep liberals from entering
Liberals are against nuclear weapons, but have yet to suggest a soy based substitute that can obliterate citys
If you see a fuel efficient car, its probably being driven by a liberal. Run it off the road with your SUV
Liberals are constantly inflaming the culture war. They seem to forget which side has all the guns
The most dangerous predator of liberals is the real world. They hide from it on college campuses.
Inspired by rhyming slogans and giant puppets, liberals sometimes congregate into groups known as protests. The purpose of these is unknown.
Liberals are always whining about tolerance, but when I puch them for that, they get moody. Hey! Be tolerant!

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-07T10:11:00-05:00

FUN FACTS ABOUT THE IRISH
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* Ireland was founded in 6,000 B.C. when one Francis O’Brien woke up with an hangover and exclaimed, "Where the fook am I?"
* The ancient history of Ireland involved lots of drinking, fighting, and getting pushed around by Vikings. Guess who's still around now, though? That's right; bunch of pissers those Vikings were.
* If encountering a drunken Irishman, be careful not to make any sudden arm movements. This may cause the Irishman to either hug or punch you or a combination of the two.
* St. Patrick is revered by all the Irish for chasing the snakes out of Ireland, but most scholars say he didn't really exist, the Vatican says he isn't a Saint, and historian think the snakes were only imagined by the extremely drunken.
* Can you imagine getting drunk off of green beer on "Mr. Patrick's Day"? Sounds stupid.
* The main drink of the Irish is Guinness. It was made when a grain silo burnt down but they made beer from it anyway so as not to have to drink British beer (the Brits are a bunch of wankers!). The Irish have been burning down silos and slurping down black sludge ever since.
* Some men don't like the strong taste of Guinness. They're called homosexuals.
* Many Irish immigrated to America during the Potato Famine. They didn't find too many potatoes in America, but they found plenty of skulls that needed a knocking.
* The Irish, unlike the Komodo dragon, are warm blooded.
* When the Irish got tired of the fooking British, they started blowing up those wankers until they got independence. During their drunken celebration afterwards, they finally noticed that the north part was still held by the Limeys. We're they less drunk at the time, they might have done something about it.
* My own grandfather, Jarvis A. Sr., helped blow up British in the main fight for independence. He got in one fight too many and ended up having to head for America, floating past Ellis Island in a whiskey barrel.
* The Irish actually invented the car bomb, but the industrious Italians brought it to an art form.
* Violence in Northern Ireland continues to this day. Irish terrorists have never quite matched the violence of Muslim terrorists, though, as booze and bombs don't mix.
* Irish as a prefix means "contains alcohol" such as Irish coffee, Irish cream, and Irishman.
* In Ireland, the bartender is most sacred job to hold - more revered than a priest
* While no notable scientific achievements have ever happened in Ireland, most people would trade all those for a good pint of Guinness any day.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-07T10:11:55-05:00

You scored as Republican. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Republican
100%
Nazi
58%
Fascism
50%
Socialist
50%
Communism
33%
Anarchism
25%
Democrat
17%
Green
0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Humor me......read my rant

yavieboy5 — 2005-11-07T07:11:32-05:00

A Realistic Plan for World Peace
a.k.a
Nuke the Moon
by Frank J
“Gotta nuke something.”

-20th century philosopher Nelson Muntz
World peace cannot be achieved by sitting around on our duffs singing hippy songs to the moon. Peace can only be achieved through excessive acts of seemingly mindless violence. Who do bullies pick on in the playground? The giant, crazy looking guy who looks ready to snap and kill the person nearest or some harmless looking weenie who appears to do anything to avoid conflict? People pick on the weenie because people like to start fights they think they can win. In the same way, people will continue to attack America and our interests when they get the idea that they can piss off America without us immediately eradicating them and everyone around them in the most painful way possible.
Now, if I were president, here’s what I would do. Next time some country does something we don’t take a pining too, such as supporting terrorism or speaking French, I’d pick the dumbest reason for an attack, e.g., "A ‘q’ should always be followed by a ‘u’. I don’t make the rules, Iraq, but I will enforce them." The more irrational you look, the more scared the country will be that you will really hit them hard. I’d then give the country the old one-week notice until bombing starts. Then, after just twenty-four hours, I’d start bombing. When the stupid dictator calls to complain, I’d say, "I meant one week max. Oh, and by the way, ground troops - one week." I’m sure that would be enough to capitulate the average evildoer, but some extra measures could help intimidate others as well. Like, instead of just saturation bombing a city, super-saturation bomb it. After annihilating everything until nothing but ash is left, I’d nuke the ashes. It’s that extra bit of extremely disproportionate use of force that makes other countries start to wonder if America "has it all together" and really worrying who we’ll lash out against next.
Of course, Europe will start complaining, and Europe’s bad mouthing of America gives comfort to our enemies. I mean, those guys values are so messed up they think calling someone a "cowboy" is an insult. Best idea would be to assassinate the leader of the first European country we hear a peep out of. This will probably make us look evil, though, when we want the image of crazy and violent. So, when the Europeans ask why, I’d claim to never have heard of the person: "I didn’t even know France had a leader. Sure it wasn’t suicide? Yeah, committing suicide with a sniper rifle would be hard, but not impossible if you had a five-hundred yard length of string to work the trigger." Assassination does seem a little extreme, but we’re talking about Europe. I mean, what are they going to do other than quickly capitulate under a mild threat of force. We’ll probably start seeing, "We all love America!" parades in bids to not be our next targets.
Now the world will be pretty convinced that America is frick’n nuts and just looking for a fight, but we need to really ingrain it into everyone’s conscious so that no one will ever even contemplate crossing us. This requires making good use of our nukes. I know, nukes can kill millions of people, but they sure aren’t doing anyone any good just sitting around. I mean, how many years has it been since we last dropped a bomb on someone? No one even thinks we’ll actually use one now. Of course, using nukes shouldn’t be done haphazardly; all uses have to be well planned out because the explosions are so cool looking that we’ll want to give the press plenty of notice so they can get pictures of the mushroom cloud from all sorts of different angles. But what to nuke? Well, usually the idea is populated cities, but, by the beliefs of my morally superior religion, killing is wrong. So why can’t we be more creative than nuking people. My idea is to nuke the moon; just say we thought we saw moon people or something. There is no one actually there to kill (unless we time it poorly) and everyone in the world could see the results. And all the other countries would exclaim, "Holy @$#%! They are nuking the moon! America has gone insane! I better go eat at McDonalds before they think I don’t like them."
But why stop there. We’ve got like tons of national parks; we surely wouldn’t miss just one if we nuked it. Our excuse will be that we heard a drug dealer was hiding there. Then the foreign nations would be like, "Sacre bleu! These Americans are nuking themselves! Surely they will think nothing of bombing us! Let’s adapt their vapid culture as our own so they might consider us one of them."
Now all other countries will be completely freaked out and never even dream of messing with us. They’ll say the name of America with hushed whispers and always praise us in public for fear of reprisal. We’d be like an Old Testament god to them; perhaps they would even start worshiping us - actually, we should make that a condition of favored trade status. Not only will we have ensured peace for ourselves, but we can also now easily end any conflict between other countries. We see two nations warring over some territory, all we’ll have to do is say, "Hey, break it up," and they’ll be racing to concede to each other rather than get on the bad side of the "crazy, homicidal Americans." And, if people are being oppressed by an evil government, all we’ll have to do is say, "Hey you! Stop being communist!" and the next day they’ll have elections, capitalism, and free-press to keep from having their country turned into a parking lot. It will be that easy to motivate our fellow man, because there is hardly anything people treasure more than not being annihilated.
Now all that’s needed to keep peace is to come up with new and creative ways of looking insane and belligerent without actually harming anyone. Missile defense is probably a good step in that direction. Next time some country steps out of line, we launch a nuclear missile at them. Just seconds before it hits, we blow it up with our missile defense so that everyone there sees the huge explosion in the sky. Then the president would just call up their leader and say, "Hey, we lost sight of our SDI test. Did you see if it worked?"
By now, you’re probably saying, "Great idea. But how to do we pay for all these random acts of violence?" Just create an "Other Country Tax", a tax for being a country other than the U.S. After implementing my plan, all the countries will be eager to pay the money, and probably add a nice tip to win favor.
So there you have it, a real peace plan that could actually work. Warmongering pacifists want us to act all nice such that countries think we’re rational and won’t kill everyone with a blind fury, thus making it possible they might actually attack us and draw us into a war. But, if America follows my idea and lashes out at the slightest provocation with unmeasured vengeance, there can be peace. So there’s the choice: either be a homicidal maniac thus ensuring peace and love in the world, or be some pacifist hippy while the streets flow with the blood of the innocent.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-09T05:11:51-05:00

Know Thy Enemy: Democrats
Posted by Frank J. at 08:32 PM
Who gave the Democrats a national convention? Well, before their crazy ideas can spread too far, I sent my crack research team to find all they can about the dreaded Crat’s of Dem.
FUN FACTS ABOUT DEMOCRATS
* Democrats chose the donkey as their symbol because the Democrat base smells as bad as one and has the same verbal skills. In the donkey's defense, it's smart enough to understand a butterfly ballot.
* The name Democrat comes from the combination of "demo" - which means "demonic" - and "crat" - which is a term for something unidentifiable which you scrape off your shoe.
* If your skin pigmentation is dark enough, you may be legally required to vote for Democrats.
* Democrats are big into class warfare. They also are for gun control which has caused the deadliest firearms to be too expensive except for the rich to buy. So, if class warfare ever goes to blows, it won't last long.
* No matter what legislation the Republicans propose, the Democrats call it "just a tax cut for the rich." When Republicans proposed to free the slaves, Democrats called it "just a tax cut for the rich."
* The base of the Democratic part is thought to be angry, drunken dwarves, but they may in fact be gnomes.
* Plus some are pixies or something similar.
* Though there are more registered Democrats, they don't vote as much as Republicans percentage-wise because of their tendency to be distracted by shiny things.
* Democrats have lost most of the men's vote because they're a bunch of girlie men. Don't tell them that, though, because they'll cry.
* Democrats are always trying to get into your wallet to spend money on their wacky ideas. If you see a Democrat near your wallet, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper. You have to catch him in the act or he'll never learn.
* To do better in elections, many Democrats are trying to allow felons to vote. Next on their agenda: Allowing foreign terrorists to vote.
* Trial lawyers can and do vote for Democrats... probably for the same reason convicted felons and terrorists would.
* While the Democratic leadership is currently devoid of any real leadership or substance, they may try and make up for that with important-looking hair.
* Some Democrats may have served in Vietnam. You can find out which ones by seeing who tells you that fact over and over and over.
* And over and over and over.
* Many Democrats intensely hate Bush because it's easier than confronting the irrelevancy of their ideas. It’s funny to dump a bucket of cold water on them and hear them blame Haliburton.
* If you're plagued by Democrats, they can be scared away with snakes, guns, or concepts of individual responsibility.
* Bill Clinton, who cost the Democrats their majorities in the House, Senate, and Governorships while he was president, is still venerated by Democrats because... uh... I guess they're just frick'n retards.
* Democrats will often visit maternity wards and shake their fists angrily at all those who escaped the wrath of choice.
* Democrats are secretly trying to destroy capitalism. If you see a Democrat near capitalism and looking suspicious, immediately report him to the police.
* You can't set fire to Democrats without a permit.
* Every so often Democrats will roam the countryside eating everything in sight before plunging into the sea. That might be called "Earth Day."
* The Democrats have built a giant statue in tribute to Michael Moore which eyes glow red, shoots fire out of its ass, and constantly demands tributes of ham.
* Or maybe that is just Michael Moore wearing a gray sweat suit. Whatever it is, don't let it fall on you because it's heavy.
* Democrats are convinced Bush lied about something. They're not sure what... but they know it's something! Come on; Clinton lied all the time... Bush must have lied at least once!
* The foreign policy ideals of the Democrats involve waiting for the mighty France to approve anything they plan on doing. This should allow them to snap into action about the time half the earth is destroyed by radical Islamists.
* Every time someone votes for a Democrat, baby Jesus cries.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-22T09:11:10-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2005-11-29T09:11:57-05:00

HA HA, this is hillarious, be honest(unless it ends up with me dead lol).
Blog-napped from sweetinnocence
If you had me alone...locked up in your room for
twenty-four hours & I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Post this on your blog. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile...if you don't re-post this you are a coward and are too afraid to see who actually likes you.
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My island

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-01T09:12:11-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2005-12-09T05:12:22-05:00

So, there was this carpet installer, and he had spent all day installing a carpet for a lady. at the end of the day, he went outside for a cigarrette. When he got out there, much to his dismay, he had lost his pack of cigarrettes. He went back inside, and saw a lump under the newly installed carpet. Cigarrettes dont cost too much he reasoned, so he took his hammer, and pounded the lump flat. About 10 minutes later, the lady came in and said, "Sir, i found your pack of cigarrettes in the hallway...but i cant seem to find my parakeet!"

Wicked funny joke!

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-12T09:12:33-05:00

A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot
summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying
a big bundle of wire.

“Hey kid!” the farmer says, “where ya goin’ with that wire?”
“Well,” the kid drawls, “this here ain’t just any ol’ wire,
this here’s chicken wire. I’m fixin’ to catch me some
chickens!”

“You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” says the farmer.
“Sure I can!” the kid says, and takes off down the road. He
comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he’s got a
whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire.

Well, the farmer’s sitting on his porch the next day, and the
same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of
tape. “Hey kid!” the farmer yells, “where ya goin’ with that
tape?” “Well, this here ain’t just any ol’ tape,” says the kid,
“this here’s duck tape. I’m fixin’ to catch me some ducks!”
“You can’t catch ducks with duck tape!” says the farmer. “Sure
I can!” the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes
back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can’t believe
his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up
tightly in his tape.

The next day the farmer’s sitting on his porch again, and the
kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. ”Hey kid!”
the farmer says, “where ya goin’ with that stick?” “Well, this
here ain’t just any old stick,” says the kid, “this here’s
pussy willow.” “Hang on,” says the farmer, “I’ll get my hat!”

Very sad

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-12T06:12:52-05:00

More Than Friends
by Matt Whitaker

People always say that friendships should be treasured.
But I want something more with her.
My love for her could never be measured.
I only wish she could see how I feel.
So I wonder, what can I do?
Can I just be friends with her?
Or can I say to her, "I'm falling for you,"
And lose her friendship forever?
So is there any hope here or I should let my love for her end?
No matter how it all turns out, I'll always be her friend.

OMG, this is sad...i feel sorry for the guy...i can relate to his feelings

Time to Die Now Tookie

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-13T08:12:16-05:00

Now you can be asking Jesus if children's books make up for murder.

I'm thinking that answer is "No."

At one past midnight, Tookie Williams will be beaten to death with baseball bats. In a recent 6 to 3 Supreme Court ruling, it was concluded that death by baseball bats is cruel, but baseball bats being used as clubs is quite usual, so the penalty does not violate the Eighth Amendment since it is not cruel and unusual.

Check out these wicked cute pics of my brother Jonnie

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-19T07:12:43-05:00

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b191/yavieboy5/johniepics001.jpg

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Wicked Funny Joke

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-21T09:12:38-05:00

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a
young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new
parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

All the couples agreed and then came back at the end of the two
weeks.

The pastor goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The old man replies, "No problem at all! Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!"

The pastor then goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well,
were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

The man replied, "The first week was not too bad but the second
week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but,
yes we made it."

"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the pastor.

The pastor finally goes to the young newlywed couple and asks,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

"No, pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two
weeks," the young man replied.

"What happened?" asked the pastor.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and
dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come
with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome
in our church," admonished the pastor.

"That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at the
grocery store either!"

Joke of the Day

yavieboy5 — 2005-12-22T09:12:36-05:00

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent
their wedding night.

In honor of the occasion, she bought a $400.00 silk see-through
negligee. After taking off her clothes in the bathroom, she
realized that she had left the negligee in the suitcase.

Coming out of the bathroom to get it, her husband remarked,
"Geez, for $400.00, you'd think they could have ironed the
damn thing!"

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yavieboy5 — 2005-12-24T04:12:23-05:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!! Hope Ya'll have an awsome christmas, and have fun with the family and friends, etc..etc... Have fun, and eat alot!!! i know i will ...

It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.

It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave.
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.

They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I been sacked out in the basement
with my beagle, Fred.

The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all plugged up
and I can't find the cat.

It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer.

I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go.

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
a twenty pound rib roast.
His feet are sticking in the air
like skinny old fence posts.

Now they're in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinseling her hair

I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.

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yavieboy5 — 2005-12-29T06:12:51-05:00

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When
your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you
lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When
intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - What the hell are
you talking about?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST -
When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you
argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you
steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns
everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When
the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE -
What's a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When
all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you
write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings. LUST
- When you couldn't give a shit. MARRIAGE - When your only
concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST -
When your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE -
When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
feel. LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do
it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your
partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO
your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your
golf score.

Joke of the day

yavieboy5 — 2006-01-05T09:01:11-05:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY...yea its a bit late, but its the thought that counts.

anyways, heres a joke-

The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks
the question, "What part of your body gets to heaven first?"

Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny
in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, "I dont want to
call on Johnny cause he will say something bad."

So she picks on Jenny first who says, "I think your head gets
to heaven first cause you have to be smart."

The teacher then calls on Jim who says, "I think your heart
gets to heaven first cause you gotta have a good heart."

Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher
says to herself "Oh no, I gotta pick Johnny." She picks him and
he says, "I think your feet get to heaven first."

The relieved teacher asks him, "Why on earth do you think your
feet get to heaven first?"

Johnny says, "Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad's room last
night and my mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was
shouting 'Oh God I'm cummin'!'"

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-11T07:01:35-05:00

Leave your name, and

1. I'll respond with something random about you.

2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.

3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.

4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST.

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-14T08:01:41-05:00

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces
of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of
beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became emotional, and
couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-19T07:01:44-05:00

So, another day goes by, and school is finally over...except for the fact that i have to stay home this weekend, with my grandmother, and her friend, sweat pea.......yea. so, i miss becca, and i cant wait for tuesday 2 come, so we can hang out at my house...school just isnt the best place to hang out. so, thats all, just felt like doin something, cause im bored stiff.

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-25T07:01:21-05:00

So yea, i had to go to my first drivers ed class today, and it was okay i guess, but it sucked cause becca had to go home earlier...yea, she came over today, and it was fenominaly fun. (yes...i just said finominal) and yea, it sucked that she had to go home early. Oh well, theres always other times, and when i get my license, there will DEFINATELY be other times...god i love that girl....anyways, im going off to eat now...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-27T10:01:50-05:00

We just got back from "Walk the Line" ...it was an okay movie i guess, iv seen better, but it gave you a good appreciation of him, and were his music came from...his own expirances. It was good. but...the seats in the Wilton theater sucked, and they were wicked awkward...Becca knows what im talking about...anyways, i like keene's new seats much better, but that is beside the point...okay, my storys done know...off to pull an all nighter...hopefully

We'll meet again" by Johnny Cash

yavieboy5 — 2006-01-27T11:01:21-05:00

100 THINGS YA'LL

yavieboy5 — 2006-01-28T10:01:57-05:00

100 things

1) fifth grade teacher's name: Mrs Mccormick
2) Last words you said: "im toady"

3) Last song you sang: Numa Numa
4) Last person you hugged: Becca.

5) Last time you cried: A long while ago

6) Last time you said I don't remember: i have no clue
7) Last thing you ate: I AM eating an apple

8) What color is the floor in your room: like wood color

9) What color socks are you wearing: White
10) What's under you bed right now: Tons of junk

11) What time did you wake up today: 11

12) Current taste: Apple

13) Current hair color: Dark Blondish

14) Current favorite band: CCR
15) Current annoyance: My family

16) Current thing you want to eat: im def not saying the first thing that came to my mind.....

17) Current desktop background: A tropical setting

18) Current worry: Not seeing becca for some reason

19) Current hate: Boredom

20) Current favorite article of clothing: my new hoodie
21) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Pretty much everything, she's gorgeous

22) Last CD that you listened to: CCR

23) Favorite place to be: With my girlfriend, becca

24) Least favorite place: Anywhere in the dark, with spiders, or not with becca

25) Time you wake up in the morning?: on school mornings...6:20...everything else...10
26) Time you get home from school?: 3:00

27) Favorite color: Red

28) Do you believe in an afterlife: Yup

29) Do you believe in God?: Yea

30) Current favorite word/saying: "Hokay"...or "Jackass"
31) Favorite book: There are lots of them.

32) Favorite season: All of them, but mainly fall, summer and spring...not so much winter

33) What is on your bed at the moment?: ....A matress, blankets, a 12 guage, my backpack, and some other stuff
35) Where do you want to go for college?: I dunno

36) What do you want to be when you grow up?: a Dad, and a pump installer....mucho denero (money)
37) How many kids do you want: 5

HAVE YOU EVER...

38) Been really really drunk?: yes...i have

39) Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yes

40) Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird.etc?: Hahaha.  yup, and i lost....

41) Been to New York: ya
42) Been to Florida: no, but close

43) Been to California: Nope.

44) Been to Hawaii: No, but I want to go.

45) Been to Mexico: No, but i really have no desire to do so

46) Been to China: nope, and see 45
47) Been to France: no, but i might someday

48) Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Not really...the next day.

49) Have you ever made out with anyone who didn't speak ANY english: No, i cant say that i have...

54) Worst feeling in the world: Loving someone to death, and them not loving you back, but i havent expirianced that in years

55) What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning: becca, how i can see becca, and what she is doing right now...
56) How many rings before you answer the phone: Like...1 or 2, 3 if im lazy

59) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no, but i have a squishy pillow

68) What are you most scared of?: Spiders, and other creepy crawlies

69) How do you want to die?: of old age, in my sleep

70) Who is the last person that you called?: Robbiw

71) Where do you want to get married: In a church, and have a wicked awsome reception outside

72) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?: nothing, im pretty much okay

73) Who do you hate?: no one right now
74) Been in a swimming pool?: yes, many times, and were getting one!!!

75) Are you timely or always late: Both.

76) Do you have pets?: 2 birds, some fish, and a hampster

77) Do you like being around people?: yes, but it depends on the type of people

78) Best feeling in the world?: Love...without it, my life would be empty, and feeling the one you love being very close to you

79) Are you for world peace: yea, i guess, but its an imposible goal to achieve
80) Are you a health freak: i go thru phases i guess

81) Do you have a "Type" of person you always go for?: it used to be blondes, but i found the most beautifull bruntette that has stolen my heart

84) Ever afraid you'll never get married: nope, im looking foreward to it...and NEVER divorce

85) Do you want to get married: Yes.

86) Do you want kids? Yes.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU..

87) Cried: no
88) Bought Something: gum, but not with my money!! haha

89) Gotten Sick: NOPE
90) Sang: well ya! always

91) Said I Love You: yup, and never meant it more in my life...
92) Wanted To Talk to someone: yea

93) Met Someone New: nope

95) Talked To Someone: Yes.

96) Had A Serious Talk: Yes.

97) Missed Someone: all the time...i miss becca every second of every day, even when she's only one room away from me...

98) Hugged Someone: Yes.

99)Yelled at someone: Probably, i tend to do alot of that

100) Did you have a dream about some one last night: yea...i cant remember who though

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-29T08:01:56-05:00

Today was good...Becca came over... ...it was fun...we played poker in the camp, and hudled around the fire, trying to keep warm, and were gonna cook ravioli, but we didnt have any...oh well. anyways, it was fun...God i love that girl! , she makes me the happiest man in the world...I feel soooo happy when im with her...you dont even know...anyways...im gonna go 2 bed now i think, casue i MAY have school tomorow, but im hoping we'll have a snow day......heres hoping...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-01-30T07:01:01-05:00

I AM: hungry, and madly in love with Becca
I WANT: To be with becca

I HAVE: A mucho wonderful girlfriend, and i love her....very much
I WISH: that Becca and i could have spent the night at the camp...
I HATE: Not being with Becca
I MISS: Our old house
I FEAR: Spiders
I HEAR: my mother saying "Its Bedtime"

I SEARCH: for my comb every morning
I WONDER: If we'll have a snowday tomorow
I REGRET: hmmm, nothing
I ACHE: my FACE!!!

I ALWAYS: Missing My baby
I AM NOT: Tired
I DANCE: When I feel it's neccesary, or feel generally hyper
I SING: To any song i know...

I CRY: when i am sad....DUH!!!
I WRITE: Not much, cause my handwriting sucks
I LOSE: my mind when i am at home

I CONFUSE: Myself, and usually others as well

I NEED: some food, and to see Becca
I SHOULD: Go to bed now...

DO YOU's/HAVE YOU's:
You keep a diary: No.
You have a secret journal: nope

You set your watch a few minutes ahead: I don't have a watch, but i do for my bed clock
You bite your fingernails: No.
Take a shower everyday: yes
Have a(any) crush(es): Well yaasssss!!! the beautiful girl who calls herself Becca!
Think you know you've been in love: Yes.
Been hurt: Yes.
Want to get married: Yes.
Have any tattoos/where?: no, thats just not 4 me

Piercing/where?: no, i think not.
Think you're a health freak: I can be, but mostly no
Get along with your parents: Sometimes. Most of the time.

Favorite...
NUMBER: 18

COLOR: Red
DAY: Friday, and anyday i see Becca

MONTH: summer months
SONG: It changes

FOOD: Spahgetti

SPORT: Skeet

DRINK: Soda!!

VEGGIE: potatoes, carrots, and CORN!!!
FRUIT: Apples and strawberrys

FAST FOOD: Wendy's!!!
In the last 24 hours have you:
CRIED? No.
HELPED SOMEONE? No.
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Nope.
GOTTEN SICK? Nope. =]
GONE TO THE MOVIES? nope
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? Yes. =]
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? no, cant say that i have
MISSED SOMEONE? well see, theres this girl named Becca, and i ALWAYS miss her
HUGGED SOMEONE? Becca!
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? Nope.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? naw

Would you ever...
1. Eat a bug? No.
2. Bungee jump? ummm...no
3. Hang glide? naw

4. Would you cheat on your bf/gf? Not im a million years

5. Have sex with someone you don't love? Nope

6. Kiss someone of the same sex? ahhh, ....no
7. Parachute from a plane? Only if you push me.
8. Walk on hot coals? again...no
9. Go out with someone for his or her looks? Nope...well, not JUST for the looks, but they play a part
10. For their reputation?   No.
11. Be a vegetarian? NEVER!! Meat all the way!!!
12. Wear plaid with stripes? probably have, but not normally
13. IM a stranger? not unless he IM'ed me first
14. Sing karaoke? Nooo.
15. Get drunk? No, i promised Becca i wouldnt anymore
16. Shoplift? well, i have, and i may again...who knows

17. Run a red light?haha, yes, i have, and probably will again
18. Dye your hair blue? I don't really like blue.
19. Be on Survivor? nooooo
20. Wear makeup in public? i have before, but it was on a dare

21. NOT wear makeup in public? Yeah.
22. Make someone cry? Not intentionally.
23. Kick a baby? Def no
24. Date someone more than ten years older than you? no, 25 is to much, but 1 year younger is fine...

25. Stay up all through the night? Yes.

Have you:
1.Fallen for your best friend? Noooo, hes a guy
2.Made out with a friend? nooo

3.Been rejected? ya
4.Been in love? Mmhmm. I am right now.
5.Used someone? Naw.
6.Been used? no
7.Been cool? hah, I'm cool in my own way.
8.Done something you regret? not that i can think of

who was the last person...
9.You touched? probably me, or becca.
10.You talked to? Haha. Myself, and my mom
11.You hugged? Becca.
12.You IMed? Becca
13.You kissed? Becca.
14.You had sex with? No one.
15.You yelled at? Probably my brothers.
16.You laughed with? Becca.
17.Who broke your heart? No-one that i can think of?
18.Who told you they loved you? Becca!! .

Do you...
19. Color your hair? not usually.

20.Have tattoos? no.
21.Have piercings? nope.
22.Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes. ♥ and im madly in love with her
23.Own a webcam? Nope.
24.Own a thong? ummm, no.
25.Ever get off the computer? eventually.

Have you/do you/are you...
26. Stolen anything? yup
27. Schizophrenic? Sometimes....
28. Are you obsessive? Obsessive compulsive, when it comes to cleaning.
29. Panic? No.

More questions...
30. Uf you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? With Becca.
31. What facial feature do you like most about your boyfriend/girlfriend?  her face, body, smile, lips...hell, everything about her is wonderful
32. Would you vote for a woman president? only if she was condoleza rice....
33. Would you marry for money? No. but its def a plus.
34. Have you had braces? noooooo.
35. Do you pluck your eyebrows? not usually
36. Do you like mustaches? Nooo.
37. When did you last have a hickey? long time ago, and i gave it too myself...lol.
38. By who? i just said,...myself
39. Who do you want to kiss? B-B-B-B-B-B-BECCA!!!!!!!

40. If you could get stuck with anyone in a closet who would it be? Definately...Becca!! oh wait, did i say that outloud???

Another day in the life of....

yavieboy5 — 2006-01-31T08:01:35-05:00

Well, another day has gone by, and it was okay i guess, and it was even better that we had a 2 hour delay, AND becca came over...so that makes me happy. We coulndt get away from the kids, and she was paranoid about blair witches, and stuff like that...cause she's....well...becca...and i love her for it. its really funny. we had lots of fun...and had spaghetti!!!! anyways. I enjoy any time o spend with her, she makes me sooo happy!

anyways, i think ill go to bed now....ohh yea, we had our first real gym class, and it was actually fun..i didnt mind the physical excertion...and thats my story...so off to bed now

......I already miss Becca.....

It makes me happy.....

yavieboy5 — 2006-02-05T11:02:29-05:00

I have spent mor etime at beccas house this weekend, then all the other times put together....and i loved every minute of it. i finnaly saw the blair witch project movie, and i firmly believe that its true....go to http://www.blairwitch.com/ and read about it...theres a timeline and everything....read it!!! anyways, becca's coming over again today, and we're gonna watch the superbowl, with robbie and kelly, but hang out at the camp for a while first...it'll be fun...

fun stuff

yavieboy5 — 2006-02-11T01:02:21-05:00

I went to the semi-formal dance last night, and it was wicked fun...granted we only danced for like a minute, but it was still fun...becca was GORGEOUS in her dress...it made my chin drop. She was much good looking. anyways, im ticked cause my grandmother and sister went to walmart without me, so im stuck at the house completely bored. oh well. robbie and i will find something to do i suppose. maybe go for a massive bike ride. or not, cause becca's parents dont really like me to much. anyways, im gonna go eat something now, i dont know what, but something anyways.

Condom types.....heh heh

yavieboy5 — 2006-02-13T10:02:16-05:00

1. Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good...

2. Coca Cola Condoms: the real thing.

3. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun!

5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going...

6. Ford condoms: the best never rest.

7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities.

8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good.

9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper!

11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop!

12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?

13. Nike Condoms: just do it.

14. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

15. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.

16. Tattslotto Condoms: Who's next?

17. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

18. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

19. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.

20. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? don't you wish everybody did?

21. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock

22. Dodge Condoms: Hemi Powered

23.Pizza Hut Condoms: Gather'round the good stuff.

24. Frito Condoms: Bet ya cant eat just one?

Another fun day....

yavieboy5 — 2006-02-14T07:02:11-05:00

Becca came over today!! hmmmmm, i am in love.... i feel sooo happy when im with her!!! weeeeeeeee!

just ask her,...i was wicked hyper tonight...verging on insane actually..hehe. Anyways, im always like this when im around her...she just makes me the happiest man alive... anyways, so right now im talking to robbie, and waiting for her to come online...and im dreading school tomorow. Gym is actually not that bad anymore, im now getting every 5th out of 15 balls thrown at me...in volley ball that is,...

well, im gonna go do somethinhg constructive now....hehe, or maybe not, maybe ill just sit here and waste away my life....sounds like a plan.

A day in the life of....me

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-02T09:03:26-05:00

Wow, its been a LONG time since i updated this thing here...

so, this is whats been happening recently...

I had my 16th birthday...

it was at the bowling acres

with robbie kelly, becca and gina

it was fun

i got lots of money for my b-day

i miss becca right now

im hungry

Becca's coming over today =D

i cant wait...

right now, i want...

Her

Food

And a truck

Im easy to please...heh

now im being random...

i miss Becca...

i dont like hillary clinton very much at all

Im VERY hungry...

Like...abouttodie hungry

and theres still an hour left of class

damn

I Love Becca

(WTF is these tags? read them...did i even mention a hippo?!?!?)

yea, i am in fact...on crack...hehehehe

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-02T09:03:55-05:00

I Love it when she...

Laughs

Smiles

tells me she loves me

tells me she wants to be with me forever

falls asleep on my shoulder

kisses me unexpectedly

She's So cute when she...

Smiles

Giggles

goes...>.<

Talks like nepolean dynomite

Sleeps

walks

Kisses

Sticks her tongue to a pole

Is angry

Is happy

does something wrong

falls asleep on my lap

I Love to...

Make her happy

See her smile

Tell her I love her

Kiss her

give her a BIG hug

be with her...

And most of all, I love...to love her

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-03T03:03:14-05:00

Off werkin for the weekend ya'll.....be back round sunday afternoon

robbie- i havent talked 2 u in a while...howz it goin? what we doiong next weekend?

becca- I love you!

Current Revalation

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-06T08:03:36-05:00

I'v been thinking about a number of things recently...the most prevalent one being, how i treat my brothers and sisters. many things have brought this to my attention, the main one being, how my g/f see's how i treat them. I wasnt really aware of how badly i treated them, untill she said somehting, and it kinda hit home. I treat them like shit (most of the time) i have my good days, but mostly i just brush them off like they dont mean anuthing. yea they can be annoying, but if any of them ever left, or died or something, id be wicked sad. I guess im just trying to say that im gonna be treating them nicer now, and leting them do some things that i normally said they couldnt. Like pretty soon, Jenna will have a blog here. I'll make one for her when i get home tonight. and just stuff like that. I'v just kinda realized that life is to short ot be going around being mean to everyone. I need to be the responsible older brother that they need me to be. it'll take some time, and alot of effort on my part, but ill start doing stuff with them, and taking time out of my schedual to do stuff with them. ...okay, im done now...and i need a tissue....

<3 Becca

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-08T08:03:04-05:00

Wow, I am so confused, about everything. I dont know whats going on anymore. life is just a haze, and im kinda lost in it. every day seems just like the last, and the one before that. I think today is wednesday, im just not sure. im never home anymore, cause im always out either working, or in drivers ed. I cant wait till i get my license. Im really not sure how Ill come up with 90$ a month, to pay for insurance+cellphone, never mind gas money. I'm just growing up way to fast, and I'm not liking it. I feel like i can never see Becca anymore, cause our parents are constantly plotting against us. She is really the only thing im sure about these days. Im SURE that i love her more than anyone else in the world, and if she ever left me, I would die. No, im not kidding...Die. I seem fine to most people, but inside im all like kdfjhgakeshf. I mean im mentally stable and all, but I'm just confused and kinda upset about alot of things. I dont even know...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-10T08:03:37-05:00

Small list of things to do before i die...

-Climb a water tower

-See New Zealand

-See the Middle east

-Go to Scotland

-Own a Rossi overland double barreld side by side 12 guage...open hammers

-Smoke a cuban cigar

-Outrun a cop

-Eat doughnuts with a cop after i outrun him...

-Maybe be a cop

-Buy a house

-Buy a certian someone a horse...

-Own a Chevy Silverado 3500 diesel, with chrome sideboards and a lift kit.

-Marry this wonderfull girl named Becca

Survey!

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-13T07:03:11-05:00

love survey #3

what is love?: Its knowing that you cant survive without that person in your life, and that you'd do anything for them to make them happy

have you ever been in love before?: I am right now

is there a difference between loving and being in love?: no, not to much of a difference

is there a difference between a love and a true love?: Yes...True love is what Im in now...

how do you know if you are in love?: You feel it deep down

what are the best ways to show your love?: slow kisses, cuddling, random acts of kindness, just being there for them

is sex making love for you?: i wouldnt know yet, but probably

whats the difference between liking someone a lot and love?: Its just is...its hard to explain

how do you know if your love is the kind that will lead to marriage?: You look into your future, and she is the only thing you see.

how serious do you take love?: VERY seriously...when i love someone, i dont joke around about it

does love find you or do you find love?: kinda both...im not sure

what is real love? verses casually 'loving' all the people you date?: real love is just one person always in your head, ALL the time...no one else

do you think people take love too lightly?: yes

do you think people take sex too lightly?: yes...its a serious thing, not to be joked around with

what is the best thing about love?: the feeling you get when your just around her

what do you think people often get divorced?: ya mean why? cause they're dumb, and selfish, and dont truly love each other

what makes a marriage last?: Love, passion, truthfullness, and communication

how do/will you know when you've found the one you will marry?: I already know...you just know...its a deep/inthesoul kinda thing

are you in love right now?: most definately

how do you know?: because she is the most wonderull person in the world, and my inner soul aches when im not around her, or with her...when im with her i have an awsome peace, and im soooo hapy

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-13T07:03:02-05:00

This or That

This Or That???

Texting or Chatting: chat

Chocolate or Vanilla: choco

Pink or Purple: purple

Italian or Mexican food: italian

Blonde or Brunette: brunette

Pepsi or Coco Cola: pepsi

Bath or Shower: bath

Myspace or Xanga: myspace

Dogs or Cats: hmmm...dogs

Beach or Ski resort: beach!

Basketball or Baseball: basketball

MSN or AIM: AIM

Hilary or Lindsay: Hillary

Britney or Christina: i dunno...Britney

Mcdonalds or Burger King: Burger king

Music or Movies: movies

Amazing Race or Survivor: none

Christmas or Thanksgiving: christmas!

Sweet or Sour: sweet!

Country or City: country

New York or Cali: NY

Thunderstorm or Snowstorm: thunderstorm

The Click Five or Maroon 5: maroon 5

Mom or Dad: mom

Brother or Sister: brother

Grandma or Grandpa: gradpa

Love or Fate: love

Skittles or Starburst: skittles

How did you like this survey?: kinda lame actually

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-14T08:03:16-05:00

A Complete Relationship Survey

First of all...

Your name:: Jarvis

Age:: 16

Gender:: Male

Sexual preference:: like Female i guess?? or do you mean straight...

The exes...

How many exes do you have?: 1

Name them:: Emily

Who did you go out with for the longest amount of time?: Becca <3

Shortest?: Emily

Do you still talk to any of your exes?: yup

Still feel anything for any of them?: nope

Which was your most significant relationship?: Becca <3

Crushes...

Who was your first crush?: Bonnie Levesque

What made you like them?: I was desperate

Did you ever ask them out?: no

Did they know you liked them?: prolly, i was obviouse enough

Did they like you back?: hahahaha...no

Did you ever go out of your way to impress them?: i tried

How did they react?: they shoved me off

Do you still have contact with this person today?: no

Relationship gone bad...

Who is your worst ex?: dont have a bad one

What went so wrong with the relationship?: we werent made for each other

Would you ever consider going back to that person?: hahahaha...no

Why or why not?: cause she's a skank

Were you in love with them?: nooooo

If so, was it unrequited or did they love you back?: nooooo

When did you break up?: after 2 weeks of dating

How long were you together for?: 2 weeks

Do you still miss this person?: nope

Still think about them?: nope

Dream about them?: nope

Long for them?: nope

Do you two still speak?: yea

If you could change one thing about the relationship, what would it be?: that it never happend

Would you like to try again?: no

Why or why not?: cause im happily in love right now

Do you forgive them?: sure, i dont really care

Current love life...

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes <3

Where did you meet?: lunch A

How long have you been together?: 3 1/2 months or so

What is their name?: Becca <3

What is your age?: 16

Who asked who out?: she asked me...

Who liked who first?: it was kinda a muchual thing

Did you two date before you became a couple?: no

Describe your first date:: hmmm...i think it was a dance? or does that not count

What attracted you to this person?: everything...shes gorgoeus, and awsome in every way

What would you say is their best quality?: her personality, and body

Worst quality?: she doesnt have one of those...

How do you feel about your relationship with them?: I am in heaven...

What was your first kiss like?: kinda awkward, but great

What is the strongest part of your relationship?: im not really sure actually...our love for each other?

Weakest?: not sure either

Can you relate to them on an emotional level?: sometimes

Were you sexually attracted to them the first time you laid eyes on them?: yyyyyyyup...cause shes the hottest girl in the world

Do you remember the exact date you became official?: not the exact date, but it was a monday

When was the last time you saw them?: before school, today

Have you told them you loved them?: yes

Have they told you?: yes =D

Describe this person in one sentence:: absolutely everything iv ever wanted, and the most perfect person in my world

Is this the most meaningful relationship you've been in?: most definately

How often do you two fight?: not very often...and if we do, we get over it

When was the last time you fought?: i dont remember...i dont keep records like that

What is the biggest fight you've ever had?: no clue

How do you usually make up?: we havent really had a chance to find out yet

Have you ever cried in front of them?: no

What PDAs are you two fond of?: kissin'

Do you feel this relationship will last?: most definately

Would you rather make love, have sex or fuck this person?: well...out of those...make love

Have you already?: no

How long were you together the first time?: i said no ^^^^

Thoughts on love...

Do you believe in soulmates?: yup

If so, do you believe you've found yours?: yes <3

Should gay couples be allowed to adopt? Why/why not?: eh...no

Should they be allowed to marry?: no...long story...

Have you ever passionately kissed someone of the same sex?: nope...and dont plan to either

Do you want to get married?: yes

Do you believe that open relationships are okay?: im not quite sure what you mean by that

Have you ever had a one night stand?: no

What are your feelings on casual sex?: not a big fan

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-14T08:03:46-05:00

Hot and Steamy

About u:

name-: Jarvis

birthdate-: 02/28/90

birthplace-: P-town

siblings-: 6 of 'em

boyfriend/girlfriend-: Becca <3

lover or fighter-: I fight for what i love...

Favorite:

food-: Spaghetti

person-: Becca <3

color-: Red

place: With my baby <3

movie: Pink panther

drink-: Cherry Coke

postion-: ummm...eh...missionary??

Have U Ever-

cheated on some1-: no

been cheated on-: once...

been in love-: I am right now <3

been fooled into thinking some1 loved u-: prolly

been dumped-: no, it was muchual

had sex-: nope

gone done BELOW-: no comment

masturbated-: Doesnt every guy at least once in his life?!

cried soo much ur head hurt-: once

RANDOM

do u have a crush on some1-: yes

does ur crush know-: yes

whats the name of ur crush-: Becca <3

do u ever feel like u love some1 but they dont love u back-: i have before

are u pretty-: i dunno...am i?

love or money-: Love

what is the greatest pain ever-: Not being with Becca

have u even experienced the greatest pain ever-: Yes...way to many times

would u ever sleep with a stranger-: No

finally, if u could take by one thing what would it be-: Take by one thing? doesnt make sense...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-15T04:03:29-05:00

whoopie for updates....

I am eating spaghetti right now, and about to go to drivers ed...fun stuff...

becca is coming over tomorow, and i am very happy!! we havent hung out in a while.

i miss her

i hope she had fun filming today :)

My mom is home, and i have to leave now....

buh bye all

<3 Becca

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yavieboy5 — 2006-03-16T08:03:19-05:00

Once again, another update...block 1 is almost over, and we'll be going to an assembly in the gym, to hear the band play, and chorus sing some stuff. We've heard that it'll be good. Lets hope so. But at least we get to miss 2nd block. OH YEA!!! news flash...The End Of The World Is Coming!! im not kidding...have you all heard of Iran, and their nukes, and how they wanna bomb the U.S., and the bird flu coming? and mad cow already in the U.S., and now Lybia wants to torch our asses with their nukes!! and Russia, Soon to be the U.S.S.R. agian, is supplying them all with the nukes. WW3 is coming people, better stock up oin your dry goods and ammo, cause push is gonna come to shove, and our country is gonna get wiped off the face of the earth, and the whole world will go back to the stone age. Its all fulfilling the end of the world prophecys too. I wont go into it now, but its kinda scary. We wont have long to be around folks. Better live while you can. I know i have a list to complete....

Good ol' Mongomery Gentry, and A chevy Silverado...what an awsome world...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-16T08:03:14-05:00

Top 10 Nashville Star finalists with a Chevy Silverado, with Z71 offroad package...

500 QUESTION SURVEY!! I know, i have no life...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-19T09:03:27-05:00

About you - 500

[Section 1 - Basics]

Name:: Jarvis

Age:: 16

Gender:: male

Height:: 6'2"

Weight:: 165

Ring size:: 11

Pants size:: 34-34

Shirt size:: medarge

Shoe size:: 13

Piercings:: none

Tatoos:: none

Hair color:: Dark blonde

Hair length:: short

Eye color:: blue

Zodiac sign:: pisces

Chinese zodiac sign:: no clue

Body type/size:: tall, medium build

Birthday:: 2/28/90

Birthplace:: p-town

Place now:: basement

Race/ethnicity:: scottish baby!!

School and grade/year:: 10th, sophmore, 2008 grad.

Natural hair color:: blonde

GPA:: 3.2

Blood type:: A? i dunno

Hobbies:: Hunting

I.Q.:: 110

Do you excercise:: Gym class....

Are you healthy:: to my knowledge

Fun?:: i can be

Serious?:: not usually

Sarcastic?:: sometimes

Funny?:: i have my moments

Cute?:: again...i have my moments

Pretty?:: i dunno

Good-looking?:: well ya!! actually i dont know

Beautiful?:: no clue

Optimistic?:: sometimes

Smart?:: yup

Oppinionated?:: very

Outgoing?:: yea

Shy?:: sometimes

Unique?:: ever now and then

Sweet?:: so iv been told

Hyper?:: OMG YES!!

Talkative?:: when im hyper

Creative?:: yup

Imaginative?:: sometimes

Gloomy?:: every now and then

Happy?:: yuppers

Depressed?:: nope

Silly?:: yup

Loud?:: oh ya

Quiet?:: not usually

Dependant?:: naw, only on Becca

Loyal?:: Damn right

Truthful?:: yup

Clever?:: sometimes

Confident?:: sure

Annoying?:: prolly

Artistic?:: hahahahaha...no

Musical?:: yup

Poetic?:: not really

Charming?:: i can be if needed

Wise?:: haha, sometimes

Special?:: sure

Magickal?:: nope

Sensitive?:: yup

Lustful?:: i have my moments

Sexy?:: oh yea baby!! heh, im not sure

Horny?:: most of the time actually...i am a guy...

Loving?:: yup

Lazy?:: haha...yes

Stylish?:: i can be

Normal?:: not usually

Psycho?:: i have my moments...in a good phsyco way

Goofy?:: yup

Brave?:: i have my moments

[Section 2 - This or that about you]

Righty/lefty/either:: righty

Glasses/contacts/none:: contacts

Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: out of those?...none

Innie/outie:: innie

Tan/pale/average/??:: average i guess

Freckles/none:: a few

[Section 3 - Family]

Mom's name:: Dorene

Dad's name:: Jarvis

Siblings/their names/their ages:: haha...to many to name

Dead family members:: to many...=(

Do you live with your siblings?:: yup =/

Parents married/divorced/neither?:: married

Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: together

Do you have any stepparents?:: nope

Ex-stepparents?:: nope

Do you have any children of your own?:: not yet...

If so, what are their names and ages? If not, do you want any?:: yes i do

[Section 4 - Favorites]

Color:: red

Food:: spaghetti

Drink:: cherry coke

Candy:: gobstoppers

Flavor:: cherry, and lime

Movie:: Tremors

Band:: Van Zant

Show:: Yes Dear

Game:: Uno

Element:: Fire

Music type:: Country/pop/classic rock/indie

Actor:: no clue

Actress:: no clue

Month:: july

Season:: Summer

Holiday:: Christmas

Shampoo/conditioner:: Red Zone

Song:: right now? Temperature...by Sean paul

Number:: 18

Phrase:: ass wipe...

Word:: ??

Magazine:: ummm....Guns and Ammo

Restaurant:: Applebee's

Sport:: hah

Animal:: Horse, or dog...maybe a cat

Language:: ENGLISH

Girl's name:: Becca

Boy's name:: no clue

Flower:: Rose

Country:: America

Weather:: Sunny, or a light warm rain

Person:: BECCA!! <3

[Section 5 - Sex]

Sexual orientation:: straight

Are you a virgin?:: yea

Do you like to have sex?:: i image i would...

Do you like to have oral sex?:: again...i image i might

Do you like to have anal sex?:: ehhh...no, thats just kinda sick

Do you like to give more or get more?:: give more

Do you usually give more or get more?:: not sure yet

Does size matter?:: ummmm...not to me....

Do you like to kiss?:: yes

French kiss?:: yup

Make out?:: yea

Favorite position:: errr....missionary i guess

Are you more dominant?:: i can be...

Or more submissive?:: its good both ways i guess

Are you more sadistic?:: what does that mean...

Or more masochistic?:: again...WTF does that mean...

Do you like to use toys?:: ehhh...not sure....

Cuffs?:: nope

Bondage?:: noooo

Wax?:: noooooo

Clothes pins/ clamps?:: SWEET JESUS NOOOOOO

Chains?:: NOOOOO

Gags?:: NO

Collars?:: NO

Leashes?:: NO

Whips?:: NO

Paddles?:: NO

Other things?:: eh..no

Do you look at porn?:: no

Do you masturbate?:: awkward question....

[Section 6 - Friends]

Would you consider yourself a good friend?: yes

Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: few good friends

Who is your best friend?:: Robbie

Do you have a lot of friends?:: not to many

How many good friends would you say you had?:: 1...no 2...cause becca is not only the love of my life, but also a good friend

Are you a good friend?:: umm..yes

Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: ya

Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: nope

Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: outgoing

Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: noooo

Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: kinda...sometimes

Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: prolly

Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: not too much

Do you like to make new friends?:: not really

Do you talk a lot?:: ya

Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: not too much

Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: nope

Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: no

Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: nope

[Section 7 - Love]

Do you believe in love?:: YES

Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Yup

What is love?:: Becca

Have you ever been love?:: Yes

Are you now?:: Most Definately

Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: Yup

If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?: Yes, i was

Are you married/divorced/neither?:: niether

Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: With someone

Do you believe in soulmates?:: yup

Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: sure..i dont see why not

Different ethnicity?:: hmmm...prolly not

Same gender?:: no

Different political views?:: I Have

Do you love certain material possesions?:: yea

Certain hobbies?:: yea

Your friends?:: yea

Your family?:: yup

Yourself?:: yea

Do you have a crush?:: yes

Do you date people just because of how they look?:: no, but it does play a certian part

Do you care how people look?:: not too much

Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: yes

Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: no

Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: Sure...why not?

Would you date someone for their money?: nope

Would you use someone?:: nope

Have you used someone?::

Have you dated someone just for their money?:: nope

Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-loo: ????

Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: No

Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: Kinda, but she's not that bad..i love her...shes funny that way

Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?:: no

Have you?:: no

Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: well..prolly not

Have you?:: no

Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: no

Have you?:: no

[Section 8 - Politics and such]

Are you a democrat?:: no

Or a republican?:: yes

Or independent?:: no

How do you feel about abortion?:: its wrong, except in an emergency

Gay marriage?:: nope

Smoking?:: sure..its your lungs

Marijuana?:: sure..again..its your lungs

Drugs?:: not heavy stuff

Illegal immigrants?:: NOOOOOO

Premarital sex?:: i dont really care

Porn?:: no

Alcohol?:: yea

Racism?:: depends

Whores/prostitution?:: no

Cloning?:: no

Suicide?:: no

Death penalty?:: YES

Religion in government?:: yes...its crucial

Our president?:: He may not be the best, but i support him

Downloading music?:: why not?

Burning CDs?:: yes

Welfare?:: no..its way too overused

Animal testing?:: idc

Gambling?:: sure

School uniforms?:: noooo

One nation, under God?:: yes

[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]

What religion do you practice?:: Christianity

Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: No

Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: Yup

Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: Kinda, but no

Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: Yes

What religion are your parents?:: Christianity

Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: Yes they do

Do they know what religion you practice?:: Yes

Are you open about your beliefs?:: Yes

Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: Not really

Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: Yup

One God?:: Yes

Many Gods?:: No

Does God(s) have a gender?:: Nope

Male/female/neither?:: Niether

No God?:: No

Heaven/Hell?:: Yes

Jesus?:: Yes

Angels/demons?:: Yup

Spirits?:: Depends

Ghosts?:: Not likely

Reincarnation?:: Nope

The trinity?:: Yup

Miracles?:: Oh yea

Aliens?:: Its possible

Magic?:: No

Witchcraft?:: Its there

Tarot?:: Doesnt tell you anything

Psychics?:: Nope

Vampires/werewolves/other?:: They might be out there

Prayer?:: It works

Rituals?:: Naw

Love?:: Oh yes

Fate?:: Yup

Predestination?:: Whatever that means

Horoscopes?:: No

Astrology?:: No

Superstitions?:: Naw

Luck?:: I dont have it...

Telepathy?:: No

Energies?:: No

Familiars?:: Yea, they're there

Sacred animals?:: Nope

Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: Inferior

Initiation ceremonies?:: No

Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: Not sure

Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: No

Does your religion forbid anything?:: A few things

Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: No

Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?:: No

Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends?:: Depends

Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: Not

Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: Yea, i do

Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: Yes, i guess...

Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: Nope

Do you believe in yourself?:: Yes

Are you open to other religions?:: No

Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: No, but sometimes

Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: Yes

Do you even believe in anything?:: Yes i do

Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: Not really...

[Section 10 - Animals]

Do you have any pets?:: Yup

If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: Birds, rabbits

What kind of pet would you like to have?:: Dog

What is your favorite color on animals?:: Black

Do you believe people should keep pets?:: Yup

Should all animals be free?:: No

Do you enjoy animals?:: Yes

Do you like taking care of animals?:: Not to much

Do you animals keep you company?:: Yup

Do you kill animals?:: Yes

Do you hunt?:: Yes

Do you hate animals?:: No

Do you think animals have feelings?:: They prolly do

Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: All animals...except spiders

Do you think animals are treated poorly?:: No

Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: No

[Section 11 - This or that]

Big/small:: Big

Cat/dog:: Dog

Black/white:: Black

Coffee/tea:: Coffee

Pepsi/coke:: Pepsi

Soda/other:: Soda

Wine/beer:: Beer

Pulp/none:: Pulp

Scary/comedy:: Comedy

Books/magazines:: Magazines

Noise/silence:: Silence

Winter/summer:: Summer

Autumn/spring:: Spring

Summer/spring:: Summer

Winter/autumn:: Autumn

Night/day:: Day

Hugs/kisses:: Kisses

Life/death:: Life

TV/movie:: Tv

TV/book:: TV

Fruits/vegetables:: Fruits

Meat/vegetables:: Meat..no...both

Cigarettes/alcohol:: Alcohol

Cold/hot:: Cold

Normal/different:: Different...just not to different

Male/female:: Female

School/none:: None

Red/blue:: Red

Smart/fun:: Fun

Love/hate:: Love

Salt/sugar:: Sugar!!

Chocolate/vanilla:: Vanilla

Evil/good:: Good

Clean/dirty:: Clean

Angel/demon:: Angel

Sunrise/sunset:: Sunset

Punk/goth:: Punk

Punk/prep:: Prep

Goth/prep:: Prep

Truth/lies:: Truth

Citrus/tasteless:: Citrus

Cake/cookies:: Cake

Sun/moon:: Moon

Rain/snow:: Rain...warm Rain

Piercings/none:: Peircings..not on me though

Short/long hair:: Long

Brand name/couldn't care less:: Couldnt care less

Pool/ocean:: Pool

Pen/pencil:: Pen

Sports/none:: None

Wet/dry:: Dry

Bath/shower:: Bath

Fireworks/glowsticks:: Fireworks!

Lick/bite:: Both are good

Naked/clothed:: Depends

Internet/phone:: Internet

[Section 12 - Education]

Do you go to school?:: Yup

Have you gone to school?:: Yes

What's your level of education?:: High school

Do you like school?:: No

Learning?:: Not to much

Have you ever been homeschooled?:: Yes

Would you rather be homeschooled?:: No

Would you rather go to public or private school?:: Public

Have you ever skipped school?:: Yup

Faked sickness to get out of school?:: Yup

Been suspended?:: Maybe...

Expelled?:: No, not yet

In detention?:: Yup...many times

What's your favorite subject?:: Current Isuues

Least favorite?:: Math!!

Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: Block

What are your grades generally like?:: A's and B's

Do you have many classes with your friends?:: No, hardly any at all

What classes do you want to take?:: im to tires to name any

[Section 13 - What makes you]

Happy?:: Becca

Sad?:: Not being with Becca

Laugh?:: Becca

Dance?:: Becca

Sing?:: Becca

Horny?:: Becca

Scared?:: Blair Witch

Look good?:: Clothes?

Feel good?:: Becca

Feel bad?:: Mexican food

Cry?:: Seeing Becca cry

Jealous?:: Many things

Envious?:: Not to much..oh yea...RICH PEOPLE!!

Scream?:: Rich People

Angry?:: Rich People

Smile?:: Becca

Blush?:: Becca

Sleepy?:: Sleep?

Excited?:: Becca

Nervous?:: Hights

Hungry?:: Becca...wait!! i mean...food

Thirsty?:: Salt

Feel lonely?:: Not being with Becca

Sick?:: Sickness, and Mexican food

Mean?:: Stupid Liberals, who think they know everything

Want a hug?:: Yup

Want a kiss?:: Yup

Bored?:: Yup...why else would i fill out this survey??

Crazy?:: Always

Feel strong?:: Yea

Feel important?:: Yup

Quit?:: Never

[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]

Friends:: 6

Family:: 5

Music:: 5

Love:: 10

Happiness:: 9

People:: 5

Silence:: 8

Animals:: 6

Education:: 4

Religion:: 7

Life:: 9

Medication:: 1

Food:: 100000

Sleep:: 10

Health:: 9

Wealth:: 9

Nature:: 4

Shopping:: 6

Fun:: 9

Comfort:: 7

Water:: 9

Sex:: 10 1/2

Clothes:: 9

Alcohol:: 5

Cigarettes:: 1

Computer:: 9

Phone:: 8

[Section 15 - Have you ever]

Went skinny dipping?:: Nope

Done drugs?:: Nope

Drank alcohol?:: Yup

Played strip poker?:: Noooo

Climbed a tree?:: Yea

Fallen from a tree?:: Yup

Bungee jumped?:: Nope

Been to Disneyland/world?:: Nope

Been stung by a bee?:: Too many times

Pierced yourself?:: Nope

Sky dived?:: Nooooo

Rolled your tongue?:: Yup

Made a clover with it?: Naw, im not that talented

Skiied?:: Yea...x-country

Run into a wall?:: hahaha...yes

Been on an airplane?:: nope

On a train?:: yup

Fainted?:: Prolly

Thrown up on purpose?:: No

Eaten an insect?:: Nope

For no reason?:: No

[Section 16 - Misc.]

What color are your socks today?:: White

Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: No, he's blowing his nose...

Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: YES!!..No im not kidding

Do you like sporks?:: Yup

What about chopsticks?:: They're cool

How many fingers do you have?:: all 10 of them

Do you have any stiches?:: nope

If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: Me

Is your mushroom broken?:: No, its fine

Are you a fairy?:: Nope

Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: mwhahahaha!! YES!!

How many candles do you own?:: Afew

Do you wear scarves?:: Nope

Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: Yea..i would care

Are the bunnies pink?:: no, they're blue

What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green?:: no, black...they're evil

What do you think about make-up?:: sex? homework? ones good, another not so good...OOHHHHH!! FACE make-up!! hahaha

Random word that starts with Q:: Quirky

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: Vermont

Do you like to be naked?:: Not so much

All your base _________:: Ehh??

My life has never been a bed a roses:: It has

Munchy munchy have a taco for:: No, my taco is not to be shared

Yes that comes in:: Black and white

I got:: A bag of swedish fish...

Baby, life is like a ride on a:: Roller coaster

What is life?:: A box of chocolates

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I really am addicted to these damned surveys...i have to beak myself of them...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-20T08:03:07-05:00

Have you Ever...?

Played Spin the Bottle?: Nope

Toilet Paper someone's house: I will someday...

Played Poker with money: Yup

Gone swimming in a white T-shirt: Yup

been tickled so hard you couldn't talk: Yup

like someone but never told them: Many times

went camping: Yea

had a crush on your broher's friend: No

walk in the rain without an umbrella: Yup

told a joke that NObody thought was funny: hahahaha...many times

been in a talent show: A few

started laughing at someone's bedtime: Yup

worn somthing your mom didn't appove of: Prolly

been to a nude beach: No

drank jack daniels: Yup

cursed in a church: Yup

been called a slut for kissing someone: No

burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner: I dont use one...

wanted to be a police officer: Yes

dumped someone: It was muchual

been hit on by someone too old: OMG Yes!! my friggen sub teacher...Mrs Rhodes!!! ewwww

wanted to be a model: not so much

bought lottery tickets: not yet

made out in a car: yup

cried during a movie: once or twice

wanted something you couldn't have: yup

had sex on the beach: not yet

had the drink sex on the beach: nope

seen someone shoplift: yea

hung up on someone: yup...accidentaly

yelled at you pet: yes

bought a thong when the casheir was a guy: ummm...no

tried to strip when drunk: nope

gotten seasick: yes...on a lake

had a stalker: prolly...they just cant seem to resist me...heh

played a prank on somone that had them really scared: YES!! omg it was fun

been embarassed by one of your family: Many times

felt bad about eating meat: Never

protested: I will...against Hillary

been to an island: yup

been in love: I am

ate jus because you were bored: All the time

looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww": Yea actually

Screamed in a library: hah...Yup

Made out with a stranger: No

Been Dumped: Like i said, it was muchual

Wished a part of you was different: No

asked a guy to dance: is this survey for girls?

been asked out by a really hot guy: Im guessing it is....

laughe so hard ou cried: Yup

went up to a complete stranger and started talking: No

been sunburned: Many times

kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert: Not for being a pervert, but yes i have...

threw up in school: Yup

recieved an anonymous love letter: Once

had to wear something you hated: Yup

been to a luau: Many times

say your ex and wanted to kick his ass: No

cursed in front of your parents: Yup

been in a commerical on tv: No

watched a movie that made you miss your ex: No

been out of the country: Not yet

been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk: No, but by some girl

won at pool: Once

went to a party where you were the ony sober one: Yup

went on a diet: Nope

been lost out to sea: Not yet

cheated on your bf: You mean G/F? no...and i dont plan on it...its not an option

been cheated on: Nope

tanned topless: well im a guy, so yes, i guess

been attacked by seagulls: YES!! they took my grinder...

been searched in an airport: Yup

been on a plane: Nope

been pants-ed: Nope

thown a shoe at someone: Prolly...i throw alot of things at people, but mostly lead..

broke someone's heart: Nope

sung in the shower: Yup

bought something way too expensive: Prolly

done something really stupid that you still laugh about: Yea...conval locker room...

been walked in on when you were dressing: Prolly

ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie: Nope

been kicked out of the mall: Not yet...but someday

ben mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: I dunno

been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: Yup

done something stupid when you were drunk: Many times

fell off your roof: yup

pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone: hmmm...not that i can remember

had a deer jump in fron of your car: Yup

threated someone witha water gun: Yup

Can you....

Unwrap a starburst with your tounge: It takes a while...

sing: If i put my mind to it

open your eyes underwater: yup

eat whatever you want and not have to worry: yup

ice skate: kinda

sing in front of a crowd: naw, not my thing

whistle: yup

be a bitch at times: oh yea...

do thirty pull ups: not really

walkin in really high heals: I ummm...dont do that much...at all

eat super spicy foods: No, i dont like them

skateboard: hahahahaha....No

sleep with the lights on: Nope

mulititask: Depends

touch your nose with your tounge: Nope

fall asleep easily in the car: Yea

do the cotton eye joe: Nope

play ddr and not fall: ddr?

surf: hahaha...nope

fit in your locker: kinda...

do a split: heh...no

taste the difference between pepsi and coke: most definately

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You've been totally Bzoink*d

The time bomb has been dropped...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-21T08:03:01-05:00

So...the Nazi's in the conval school board, have decided that the school store needs to sell more "healthy diet" foods. we no longer will be able to buy candy, energy foods, sugary drinks, and all the good stuff...what is it gonne be replaced with? SOY!!!! ewewwwww. Soy milk, Soy bars, everything bloody damn SOY!! and healthy shit...who eats healthy anyways?!?!? i dont, and i dont wanna be forced to either...

More of these damned surveys

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-21T03:03:57-05:00

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Quiz

Your name?: Jarvis

your age?: 16

Boyfriends/girlfriends name?: Becca

boyfriends/girlfriends age?: 14

his/her family

have you met his/her parents?: Yup

do they like or dislike you?: Im not sure actually...they seem too

have you met anyone else in his/her family?who?: Her sister

did they like you?: Yup i guess so

Your family

has he/she met your family?: Yup

do they like him/her?: Well ya

does him/her like your family?: I guess so

who all have they met in your family?: Just about everbody

do they all like him/her?: Yup

Your Friendship with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

Where you two ever friends before dating?: Not really

Do you look at him/her as your friend?: yes..she's my g/f and my friend

If you do would you go as far to say they are your best friend?: not my only one, but i would say yes

Can you two hang out like you would a friend?: yup

can you talk to him/her like you would a friend?: yea i guess so

do you think he/she feels the same?: sure

The relationship

How long have you two been together?: 4 months, 1 day, and 3 hours...hehe

how long have you known him/her?: since like 5 months ago

would you say you are in love with him/her?: Most definately

do you think he/she is in love with you?: yup

where did you meet him/her?: Lunch

where was the place you first kissed him/her?: In an elevator lobby...

sex

Have you two Had sex?: nope

lol was the first time romantic or awkward?: i said nope

was he/she your first?: She will be someday

Where you his/her first?: yea, she will be as far as i know

other randoms

do your friends like him/her?: yup

do you think his/her friends like you?: yup

do you have any mutual friends?: kinda...

do you think you will be with him/her forever?: MOST def. yes

do you think he/she wants the same?: yup

are you two more of the romantic or playful couple?: kinda both

Would you say you two got along well?: yes, we do

Do you arugh with him/her alot?: nope

Are you two engaged?plan on getting engaged?: yes

how old where you when you met him/her?: 15

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You've been totally Bzoink*d

My Van Zant moment

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-21T09:03:41-05:00

I just listend to the song "Help Somebody" and it is the best song in the world...it actually brought tears to my eyes, and i only hope that i can leave such an impact on my grandkids, like in this video...http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pmmsid=1337357...also, another song by Van Zant, is "Nobody Gonna Tell Me What to do". Its a really great song, and its also very inspiring...listen to both of them...its worth it...http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=2&pls=music.artistid.215369&startid=1424308&start=1&guideContext= They both portray like the perfect life sorta, a farm, old grandparents, who are always there to have a laugh with, and go out and work with. Its really inspiring. For me, thats the perfect life right there...

"Help Somebody" by Van Zant

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-23T07:03:23-05:00

Simple things to show her your love:

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-27T08:03:51-05:00

Smell her hair....Talk to her in movie theatres....Hold her hand while u talk....Tell her she looks pretty....Look her in the eye when u talk to her....Tell her stupid jokes....Let her mess with ur hair....Just walk around w. her....Look at her like shes the only girl you see...Tickle her Even if she says stop....When she starts swearing at u,tell her u love her....Let her fall asleep in ur arms....Get her mad,then kiss her....Tease her...Let her tease u back....kiss her enough, but dont over kiss her....Stay up w. her all night when shes sick....Watch her favorite movie....Kiss her forehead....Write her letters....If she asks u 2 go 2 a show with her,go....Let her wear ur clothes.....When shes sad,hang out with her....Buy her ice cream....Let her take all the photos of u she wants....Kiss her in the rain And when u fall in love w. her tell her

Dont take this mind test too fast...take it slow...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-27T08:03:26-05:00

Say the following number aloud! Do it fast! 3 33 333 3333 33333 333333 3333333 Fast! Choose a color and a tool! Thought of one of each? Don't change the original! You answered: red and hammer Didn't you?!

Another day in the life of...

yavieboy5 — 2006-03-29T10:03:45-05:00

So, once again, I'm bored in class, and so I have resorted to updating my mindsay. What a life. Anyways, 2nd block is almost over, and LUNCH IS NEXT!!! . And, i get to see my baby! And, she's coming over today! this is gonna be a good day tater....heh. and thats about all my mind has to offer today...talk to ya'll later

This crappy weekend....

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-02T06:04:34-05:00

This weekend sucked...i have a head splitting head ache, and not to mention i havent showered since friday, and i have a croupy cough, and i feel like shit, and im cold. Also, i haven't seen Becca since friday, and that sucks, and im exhausted. Last night though, as i layed awake, un-able to sleep, i realized how lucky I am. I have an awsome family, a SUPER awsome girlfriend, who loves me as much as I love her, and who i will never break up with, and im rather loaded with cash at the moment, and im getting my license on tuesday!!! but besides all that, life sucks at the moment....

Later Ya'll

OMG

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-03T10:04:45-05:00

Holy crap am i sick...I have a temp of 101.2, i feel like crap, and my head feels like it weighs about 1000000000 pounds. AND on top of all that, i have to be feeling better by 2:00, so i can go to conval, to meet my drivers ed teacher, to get my final passing certificate. DAMN. i cant be driving like this, but I'm gonna have to, if i want my license this year. God Almighty, life sucks...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-04-03T07:04:31-05:00

Well, I'm feeling a little better, not too much, but a little. I wicked happy cause i passed drivers ed (big surprise), and I'm getting my license tomorow. (bout time) I'm alsop wicked happy, cause i saw my Baby today! i actually almost scared the crap out of nicky in the process, but It was fun. But alas my joy is short lived, cause her mother decided to tell us TODAY, that Becca cant ride around with me, untill a couple of weeks, cause im prolly not expirianced enough, since I JUST got my license. Oh well, the world is not fair...I'll live i guess...so now, I'm waiting for the Nyquil to kick in, so i can go pass out in bed...

Happy day

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-05T10:04:28-05:00

It Is About Time!! I finnaly got my license yesterday, and i am mucho happy man. I done drove to school today, (slightly illegally) but oh well...no one cares anymore...maybe ill park at EMS tomorow, and SMS the next day...I'm a crafty S.O.B. hehe...okay, 2nd block is almost over, so tt ya'll later.

Car Acronims

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-06T10:04:40-05:00

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump

F*cked Over Reconditioned Dodge
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PONTIAC

Poor Old Niggro Thinks It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Summary of the weekend...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-10T08:04:11-05:00

-picked Becca up on Friday, and went to the mall -Had an awsome time with Becca at the mall -Ate spaghetti -got something REALLY stupid that i wish i hadn't bought -took her home, 20 minutes after her mom said to be home -went home myself -missed Becca -got packed and left for keene to work -got lonely on the long drive to keene -called Becca -Didn't feel so lonely anymore -Got to keene -Ate -Went to bed -Got up at the un-godly hour of 5:00AM -got dressed, and missed Becca -went downstairs, ate and we were out of the house by 7 -got a gatoraid -worked my ass off till lunch time -ate lunch -got back to work -dropped a brick on my toe -yelled -got over it quikly -got done work, and went home -ate chicken and mashed taters -watched wrestling -Talked to Becca =) -felt much better -watched more wrestling -went to bed -Missed Becca -woke up -this time at 6:45, got dressed, missed becca, and went downstairs -ate, and we left -got to work, and after 4 batches of mortar, wanted to colapse -worked some more -and some more -at 1:30 i wanted lunch, and luckily we were donr for the day anyways -got home home at 4:00 -everyone is sick -I wanted to go shopping, so i got a list from my mom, and went -stopped by Becca's house -asked if she wanted to come -she, and her dad, said yes -I was happy -her mom was not -oh well -we had fun, and i pushed her around in the cart -she was like a little kid -It was hilarious -then we had to get some stuff for her mom and sister -it took longer than expected, along with traffic, so Becca was home by 8 -mother still not happy -told me that i can only see Becca twice a week, or she'll beat me with a stick -I dont think she was kidding -went home -Missed Becca already -took a shower -went to bed

Today...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-12T08:04:01-05:00

Well, today I...

-Got up

-Missed Becca

-Wet hair, styled hair, etc...

-pissed

-Got dressed,

-Ate

-Got in LJ's car

-Went to school

-Saw becca :-)

-went to first block

-here i am now...

-AND Becca is coming over today!! :-)

-we'll have fun...we always do...<3

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yavieboy5 — 2006-04-14T04:04:54-05:00

Well, this week has been quiet, not much to report, and ITS VACATION!!! omg i have been waiting for this day for months now. I have never been so happy before...no wait, i take that back, i have. But this is up there. I want to get together with my baby this weekend, but she has a meet on Sat. and i think shes doing something with krytine on sunday :-( oh well, we'll figure something out. Not only do i wanna just hang out with her, but there was a pinky promise in there somewere...not like thats my main reason though. Anywho, Im in my grandparents office, on their comp. and its rather hot in here....and now im just rambling. Okay, i guess i can go now...ttya'll later.

<3 Becca <3

Talk about a crappy day...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-16T08:04:53-05:00

This easter officially sucked. Not only did i have horrible shits all day, but i felt like i was gonna puke too (thank God i didn't) then i have to drive all the way to peterborough, to get coke for my stomach, cause Delay's is closed on easter. Damn. Then, all day i'v been looking forward to seeing Becca, and i get all showered and feeling better, and her parents say no. Oh well....shit happens. ....I miss her.....and my tummy is rumbling, so i have to be going (again) Hope Ya'll had a better easter than i did...

Gotta love Dave Chappelle

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-17T09:04:04-05:00

Bumper stickers i wish i had...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-18T10:04:18-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2006-04-19T10:04:14-05:00

I would like it if you all could go http://www.lcrawfords-manymansions.com/Ronald%20Reagan/Ronald%20Wilson%20Reagan.htm and see something written by the 2nd greatest man in the world. If we only had more poeple in the world like him, then our country would truly be the greatest nation on earth

All in all, it was a good vacation...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-23T07:04:24-05:00

-Robbie came over wed. through fri.

-Hung out with gina

-Hung out with Becca<3

-Went to the drive-in with Becca and Robbie

-Lots of fun

-Got cramped in the back of the car

-Froze

-Hung out with Becca on Sat.

-Ran up and down a hill...*coughcough...sneeze*

-Went to Bertucci's

-Got STUFFED :-)

-Went to church

-Came home, passed out on couch, watched movies

-Went to take a nap

- Missed Becca

-Wanted Becca to come over very badly

-Fell asleep

-Slept for 2 hours

-Came down here

-Going to go shower, and go right back to bed

-Friggen school is tomorow

-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

-*Sniff*

-I miss Becca <3

-I'm also madly in love with her

Oh the day

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-25T02:04:21-05:00

Today.

-Got up

-Went to school

-Said hi to Becca <3

-Went to first block

-Read her e-mail reply to me

-Got ~~wicked~~ WICKED depresed cause she hadn't stopped yet

-Don't remember much about 1st block

-I slept through it

-Went to 2nd block after advisory

-Wanted to sleep

-Laughed with Greg

-Still didn't feel better, still depressed

-Went to lunch

-Saw Becca <3

-Started feeling better

-By the end of lunch, I felt much better

-3rd block = boring

-4th block, or gym, was fun

-We walked today

-Got changed

-Kissed Becca goodbye <3

-Went home

-Came here

-I should be looking for a job

-But I'm too lazy

-So now I'll go be lazy somewere else

"Remember When" by Alan Jackson

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-26T09:04:13-05:00

Today so far...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-27T07:04:48-05:00

-Got up

-Missed Becca

-Got Dressed

-Missed Becca

-Went to school

-Missed Becca

-SAW BECCA!!!

Had to go to first block

-Already miss Becca

-I Miss Becca

This weekend

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-28T07:04:25-05:00

This is shaping up to be a good weekend. Hanging out with robbie on saturday, then hanging out with Becca<3 and cody and robbie on sunday. It's gonna be wicked fun. Anyways, I have to take jenna to keene today, to go see some movie, or pick her up, i forget which. Anyways, I'm bored, and dreading the next bell, cause with it, comes the start of another (tgif) school day.

Time Marches On...

yavieboy5 — 2006-04-28T04:04:36-05:00

Today, as i was looking for the last time, at my dog, who just left to be put down, I felt like sooo much time had passed, to quikly. I remember running around the barnyard with Lady (the dog) and everything we'd get into, and all the stuff we've done. I suddenly realized how grown up I'd gotten since then, and how much I'd been ruined by reality. Back then i was an innocent little kid, just hanging around, and playing with his best friend...my dog. My grandmother said, When she took Lady for a walk, that as they were leaving the barnyard, just as they got to the top of the hill, Lady looked back, and surveyed the whole barnyard, and just sat there for a minute, seemingly just to remember everything in her short life that had happend there. As i petted her in the back seat of the car, she almost seemed to know what was happening, and seemed to have a peace about her. Kind of like she knew what was going to happen, and she was ready. It almost made my eyes water, just thinking about not having her around. Now its almost like a little peice of me had gone off to die. Another memory, gone with time, but never forgotten...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-02T07:05:06-05:00

LALALALALALALALALALALALA, I'm bored in first block, and lalalalala I Love This beautiful girl named Becca. She's the half that makes me whole...

Yee-uh

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-04T09:05:27-05:00

So, I'm grounded from the comp till Saturday. Life sucks. so know i have to do all my blogging at school, which is frowned upon. anyways, today I'm gonna go see Becca's track meet, then tomorow, Becca, cody and robbie are coming over to hang out. Its gonna be fun. thats pretty much all thats new in my life.

oh yea...I'm infatuated with a beautiful girl named Becca.

Chevy Camaro

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-05T10:05:34-05:00

Well, it's finnaly here! The all new Chevy Camaro. With More Horsepower than the new ~~Rustang~~ Mustang, and a sleeker, better look, this car sets the standards for todays muscle cars.

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-07T05:05:24-05:00

Hangin out, nothing to do today....grrrrrrrrrrrr

i REALLY miss Becca, and I wish her mother would le us get together more than 2 times a week.

its retarded

I have a damned cold

FRIGGEN SCHOOL'S TOMORROW!!

My mom just said, No more ice cream, EVER

I wanna cry now

i may have a job now

WOOOOOT!!!

anyways,

I'm goona go eat something now...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-08T08:05:28-05:00

Today's gonna be a good day tater!

Becca's coming over after school

YAY!

the familys gone

YAY!!!!!!

Dad's working late

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

we don't have to walk anymore in gym

YAY!!!!

anyways, enough with the overly homosexual sounding "yay's"

Its gonna be a good day, i can just feel it

damn, its only 9:00, and i'm already hungry...

lunch is 2 hours away

damn

class is over in 10 minutes

time to check myspace

Fill This out...

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-09T08:05:36-05:00

1. Tell me a secret

2. Give me a compliment

3. Tell me somehting bad about me

4. Tell me about a story that only you and I know of

5. Tell me somehting embarrasing that you know about me

6. Tell me something embarasing about you

7. Would you ever wanna date me?

8. Whats my best physical feature?

9. What was your first thought about me?

10. Has that thought changed?

11. Anything else you wanna say?

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-10T09:05:25-05:00

LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! i'm bored, and VERY hyper. I just polished off a bottle of snapple, and i am quite full. I went to Becca's Track meet yesterday, SHE KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS!!! she placed 1st in the 800 meter, OUT OF 12 PEOPLE!! She's an exceptional runner...Everybody give Becca 3 cheers

HIP HIP HOOOOOORAY

HIP HIP HOOORAY

HIP HIP HOOOOOOOOOORAY!!

Okay, I'm done, but everbody giove her a big round of applause...

She's a wicked good runner, and an awsome girl

I Love You Baby

okay, back to work now...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-11T10:05:13-05:00

For Those In Love <3

Finish these sentences...

I love...: Becca

We've been together for...: 5 months and 3 weeks

We met...: At lunch

Our love is...: Absolutely Perfect

I love his/her...: Smile, face, body, personality, eyes,...well, everything

He/she makes me feel...: Happy, Loved, Special, Lucky

His/her best quality is...: Her Randomness, and her ability to make me laugh, no matter how i feel

His/her worst quality is...: That she dislikes herself

My favorite memory of him/her is...: Every moment we've spent together

I know...: That we'll be together forever

I wish...: That we could be together right now

We are...: About to see each other

We will be...: VERY Happy forever and ever

He/she is...: Absolutely perfect, in every way

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-12T10:05:18-05:00

tons of questions that show your in depth side!

basics

whats your name?: Jarvis

what do people call you?: Jarvis, Jarvie, Yavie

where you named after anything?: My dad

if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?: i dunno

do people spell/say your name wrong?: Not usually

if you could change your name what would you change it to?: I like my name

gender?: Male

birthday?: feb 28th

age?: 16

age you act?: 15

age you want to be?: 21

height?: 6'2"

eye color?: blue

happy with it?: yup

natural hair color?: blonde

happy with it? if not do you dye it?: yup

righty or lefty?: righty

family?: a big one

pets?: some birds

peircings?: nope

tatoos?: not yet

love and stuff

single?: Nope =D

who are you with, or who do you want to be with?: Becca <3

are you in love?: Madly in love

have you ever been in love, if so how many times?: Once before this one

do you believe in love at first sight?: Kinda

is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?: Yup

do you want to get married?: Yes

do you want to have kids?: Yes

how many?: anywere from 2-5

do you believe in divorce?: No

do you belive in true love?: Yup

do you consider love a mistake?: Not at all

turn-ons?: Becca, Becca on a 4 wheeler, Becca in ratty jeans, and a baseball hat

turns-offs?: Hmmmm....i cant think of anything at the moment

do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?: Sure...i guess

what is best about the opposite sex?: Face, Body

what is worst about the oppisite sex?: They tend to be a little moody at times...

are you a virgin?: Yup

do you belive you should be in love to have sex?: Yea, i'm not into the whole 1 nighter thing

how far have you gone?: Unable to comment at this time

how many people have you had sex with?: None

do other people consider you a slut?: No

right at this moment...

where are you?: In Mrs. Coynes room

what can you see out your window?: There are no windows

are you listening to music?: Nope

are you lonely or tired?: Lonely...I miss Becca

use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling:: Toady, Toady, Toady, Lonely, Loved

are you talking to anyone online? if so who?: No

are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?: No

what are you wearing?: A gray shirt, jeans and my blue vest

what are you doing?: Filling out this dumb survey

whats on your mousepad?: The word DELL

friends

how many true friends do you have?: 1

are you a loner?: Kinda

who is your best friend?: Robbie

oldest?: My Grandfather

newest?: hmm....Greg

shyest?: I dunno

loudest?: haha...me

smartest?: I dunno, me and my friends aren't very smart

ditziest?: Emily

funniest?: Becca, Robbie

who is the best listener?: Robbie, Becca

do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?: Depends on the friends

who do you wish you were closer to?: Becca

who knows the most about you?: Robbir or Becca

who knows the least about you?: Greg

who do you trust the most?: Robbie, and Becca

the least?: LJ

who do you fight with the most?: I don't fight to often

who do you talk to online the most?: Becca

who do you talk to on the phone the most?: Robbie or Becca

do you trust others easily?: Nope

name one who's arms you feel safe in:: Becca

who house were you at last?: Mine

who's your second family?: The swans

who lives the farthest away?: All my friends do

do you....

smoke?: Used to

drink alcohol?: On occasion, but not that much at all

do drugs?: NO

pray?: Yup

go to church?: Yup

sleep with stuffed animals?: I have one, but it spends most of its time on the floor

take walks in the rain?: Yup

dance in the rain?: Once

do any sports? if so which ones?: No

sleep around?: No

lie a lot?: Not really...only trivial stuff

steal?: once in a while

gamble?: Any chance i can

have you ever....

kissed a stranger?: nope

slept with a stranger?: nope

spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?: Yup

screamed so much you lost your voice?: Yup

laughed so much it was painful?: Yes

cried so much it was painful?: Once

gone skinny dipping?: Nope

played strip poker?: For like 5 minutes

had a medical emergency?: Broke my arm

ran away from home?: Yup

done something extremely unexpected?: Probably

slept outside?: Yup

been onstage?: Many times

deep stuff....

whats your biggest fear?: Spiders, Hieghts, and losing Becca

what was your weirdest dream?: Of me dieing

scariest dream?: It was a long time ago...wolves in My old school

do you have a reoccuring dream?: not usually

what was your best dream?: Becca and I getting married

what IS your dream?: To Marry Becca, get a good job, raise a family, and buy a nice truck

do you live in the moment?: kinda

what is your greatest strength?: My IQ

whats your greatest weakness?: Becca

do you have a motto you live by?: Why do something today, when you can do it tomorrow?

if your life were a movie what would it be called?: The adventures of a redneck duo

do you have any bad habits?: not really

do you have any secrets?: im sure i could dig up a few

are you fake?: not that i know of

what do you want to do in life?: live

are you a daredevil?: to a certian degree

are you predictable?: sometimes

do you keep a journal/diary?: nope

if you could change one thing about you would you what would it be?: My temper

if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?: Sure

do you think your a good person?: To a certain degree

do you think your emotionally strong?: Yup

do you regret anything?: Never

do you think life has been good so far?: Wonderful actually

what do you like most about you body?: My height

least?: My lankyness

are you trust worthy?: To my knowledge i am

are you gullible?: I have my moments

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I'll forgive this truck for being a Ford...

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-12T10:05:04-05:00

Friday was good

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-13T05:05:53-05:00

After a LONG school day on friday, i went and got robbie

went to Cody's house

met up with Cody and Becca<3

hung around the house

watched a movie

didn't see much of the movie...

ate dinner

played candy land

played candy land again

played dice

watches another movie

don't remember much of that one either

movie ended

got up, and fixed up

said goodnight to my baby

took robbie home

went home

talked with parents till 12

slept in till 12

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-15T09:05:31-05:00

Today is Becca's and I's 6 Month Anniversay!!

In other words, we've been going out for 6 months now....

I Love her sooooooooooooooooo much

"To the world, you may be just another girl, but to me...Baby you are the world"

<333333

There will never be any other who has captured my heart the way you have

My latest Nickelback obsession

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-15T06:05:23-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-15T08:05:32-05:00

Stress Relieving Games

Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution.

ONE POINT GAMES

•Run one lap around the office at top speed.

•Walk sideways to the photocopier.

•Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

•Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it

out.

•Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say,

Geez, that burns!

•When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

•Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

•To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

•When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

•Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

•While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT GAMES

•Say to your boss, I like your style" and shoot him/her with double-barrelled fingers.

•Babble incoherently at a fellow employee, then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"

•Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

•Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

•Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT GAMES

•At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem

(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

•Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10

times.

•For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

•Announce to everyone in a meeting or class that you "really have to go do number two".

•After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up

for one hour.

•While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

•At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce: "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

•In a colleague’s diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

•Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"

•Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone

now".

•While talking to a colleague, pick your nose and eat the booger.

•Come to work, in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

•Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

•Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now and walk away".

This week...

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-16T08:05:55-05:00

This week so far, has been rather un-eventfull.

- Becca and I had our 6 month anniversary <3

- It's been rainy like forever

- Her and I haven't gotten together for a while...=(

- She looked really gorgeous today, in her skirt

- You probably think this post is all about Becca

- It May be....

- You Never Know

- I am working on an uber hard marketing project

- It sucks

- I wanna see Becca right now...

- I'll have to wait till lunch =(

- Hopefully Miss Joe wont yell at me for not showering again...(I do shower though, she is just confusing me with some smelly kid)

- Hopefully Miss Joe won't yell at us at all...

-Okay, time to get to work now....

- Or not....

Right before he was ripped to shreds, bill had the strange feeling that he'd seen that

Obnoxious tie already that day...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-17T07:05:36-05:00

School lockdown in t-minus 1 minute 30 seconds.....this'll be fun. I'm gonna be locked in a closet with 2 teachers, and JUST ME!! and one of them smokes, and is an alcoholic.....fun crap.

oh well...here goes....

Why didn't i go to the library instead?!?!?\

or with becca....but supposedly krystine wouldn't have liked that....poor krystine....

This next couple weeks

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-18T08:05:39-05:00

This Weekend

- Robbies coming over

- Becca has a track meet, that i wish i could go to

- I want to be able to get together with Becca this weekend, but i'm not seeing how its gonna work out

- I'm working on a major project right about now

- I miss Becca

Next Weekend-

- Becca and Robbie and I are going to VT!!

- Then coming down on sunday for a parade, and her cookout

- Its gonna be tons'o'fun

- I can't wait

- Thats all

Well blow me down and call me a fat bastard.....heh

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-19T08:05:41-05:00

Well I am happy now...

Becca is coming over today....WOOOOT!

We always have mucho fun

She's gotta be the most awsome girl in the world.

She makes me smile

She's wonderful

And i'm supposed to be doing a marketing project right now....

oh well....

Life sucks in the world of Marketing...

I'm also rather hungry

I also can't wait for gym class...

Volleyball is the bomb digity

But I am starting to not like Sean, Brian, and Eric

Oh well

Almost time to go back to class now...

Ah screw that

He can wait...

It's my tax money...

This is turning into a rather long, meaningless blog entry...

Oh well

Thats what i am...Long and meaningless...

I got yelled at for getting on my e-mail in the library

The library ladies suck minkey balls.

One of them obviosly does, cause she's pregnant...

Heh

WTF Is with the sugested tags? it says "gym class hero's"

Did i say anything about heroes untill now?

No

Mindsay is a tard

And so am I

Okay, I'v wasted 5 Minutes of my day

Time to go back to class now

Bye ya'll

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-22T08:05:44-05:00

Just another Monday...

I'm happy though cause i saw my love...Becca

She makes my day brighter

The weekend was good

I had fun

Becca's mom let us hang out more than twice this week.

Woot!

Hopefully she's make this a new trend...

Prolly not though

oh well

I don't know if i can survive Becca going to texas for the summer...

I'll probably start hitchhiking down there after a week.

I'll manage though...

I hope

Or else I'll just lose it, and be admited to the state nut house..

Fun

I can locked in a rubber room...with ducks...rubber ducks...DUCKS?!?!?!? I HATE DUCK! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY!! crazy? i was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, with ducks...rubber ducks...DUCKS?!?!?!? I HATE DUCKS! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY!!! crazy? i was crazy once, they out me in a room...a rubber room...with ducks...rubber ducks...

Anyways

My Insane momento for the day

okay, time to get back to work...

Shit Happens

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-23T07:05:36-05:00

Well the latest atrocity from Becca's mother..............Becca is grounded for a bad geography grade.

JUST when her mom gives her permision to spend the weekend in VT with us, she grounds her.

damndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndmandamndamdnamdnamnddamn....DAMN!!

Grrrrrrrrrrr

and robbie may not be able to get off work on sat, so he couldn't come either.....damndamndamndamndamn...

this week was going so well....

Oh well

Shit happens i guess

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-24T08:05:37-05:00

Today------

- I found out that Becca can come to VT with us...now she's not grounded!!

- We might be getting horses!

- I have found that the energy drink Monster, has the same effects as cocain....(i would only know cause of reading about it)

- Its good stuff (Monster that is)

- Gget the blue stuff...

- Its insane...

- I was soooooo hyper last night

- Doing 70 in a 40

- I would have been busted bigtime...

- But it was fun

- I'm supposed to be working right now...

- As always...

- But I'm being procrastanatory...

- NEW WORD!

- Wow

- I'm a dork

- And I am also gonna go back to work now...

Good stuff ^^^^^^^^^^^ good stuff

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-24T09:05:38-05:00

INTRODUCTION:

1. Spell your name backward:
sivraj

2. Story behind your first name:
Its my dads also

3. When's your birthday:
feb 28
4. Where do you live:
greenfield

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet:
leather

6. Eyes:
blue

7. Toothbrush:
an electric one...

8. Jewelry worn daily:
cross necklace

9. Cell Phone:
shitty walmart model

10. Pillow cover right now:
blue, red

11. Car:
Lil' Ggranny mobile

12. Bedroom:
4 walls, door, bed and lots of junk

13. Sunglasses:
aviators

14. Do you like someone right now?
Im madly in love with someone right now

15. Cologne/Perfume:
Adidas

16. Song listening to:
Nothing

17. Piercing:
none

18. What you are wearing now:
jeans, t-shirt

19. Wish:
for a chevy suburban

20. Wanting:
to be with becca forever

21. What are you doing after this:
2nd block

22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be?
Sean, Eric and Brian...

23. Person you wish you could see right now:
Becca

25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming weekend?:
Going to VT with Becca

26. Something you just ate:
Oatmeal

27. Something you are deathly afraid of:
Losing Becca

28. Do you like candles:
Yup

29. Do you like incense:
Yea

30. Do you like the taste of blood:
Jesus no

31. Do you believe in love:?
Most definately

32. Do you believe in love at first sight:
It could happen i guess

33. Do you believe in the one:
I've already found her

34. Do you believe in Heaven:
yeah

35. Do you believe in God:
yeah

39. Can you eat with chopsticks:
haha no

40. What's your favorite coin?:
.50 cent peice

41. What are some of your favorite colors?:
red, white, and blue

42. What type of guys/gurls are you interested in?
Theres only one...And her name is Becca

43. What's something you wish you could understand?:
Math

44. What are you planning on doing tomorrow?:
Surviving school

45. Who did you last text:
Becca

47. Are you shy around your crush?
Sometimes

50. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend?:
Mmost definately

51. Current mood:
Pretty good actually

Today...

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-25T11:05:17-05:00

-Went to school

- Becca was wicked sad, cause Ebby is being put down today

- I tried to comfort her

- I suck at comforting people

- I try though

- all classes were boring

- I'm in 3rd block right now

- I'm supposed to be working on a powerpoint

- Oh well

- I hope Gym is fun today...

- Gotta go

Todays Political(and other) toons

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-26T08:05:01-05:00

This Memorial Day

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-29T10:05:02-05:00

Remeber those who fought, and those who are fighting...

Sophmore Year

yavieboy5 — 2006-05-30T08:05:38-05:00

This Sophmore Year...

This year had many ups and downs, and happy moments and sad moments. I guess it would be better if i just started from the beginning...

I was a New Sophmore, transfering from a private school, into one of the biggest schools in the district...I was a tad bit nervouse. Thank God i found some people i knew, and i was able to survive for the first quater. Also, the minute i started going to Conval, I started smoking. I guess it helped relax me, and keep me sane...

Then around second quarter, I was introduced, Via Emily, to the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her name was Becca Annmarie Roy. She would come over to our lunch table every now and then, and i was pretty impressed. anyways, towards christmas break, December 5th to be exact, we started going out. It was kinda slow at first, but as time went on, we fell deeper and deeper in love. Now i had a reason to get up in the morning, and go to school. she made my days a little happier, and my life complete. She also inspired (well, asked) me to quit smoking, which i did, and I am still smoke free. we're still going out, 6 minths now, and I am still the most happiest man in the world.

I also got my license this spring

I have a granny mobile

I still don't have a job...

Summer is in 17 school days

I started gym in 2nd semester, and it was actually kinda fun. Physical excertion ain't that bad after all

I'm kinda looking forward to Junior year, except that that means that i am one year older, and one year closer to being on my own, and having TONS of responsibilities...but it also means that i am one year closer to marrying Becca =D

okay, thats my year so far

later...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-05-31T09:05:40-05:00

I don't like it when... People laugh at you, and you don't know why... You have no energy to do your shool work You have to get up early to go to school Your girlfriends mother says we can't see each other this week. You're hungry and lunch is still a class away You have no money But... I Like it when Becca says she loves me She smiles She laughs She makes little goofy mistakes that are so cute I eat I'm with her She's happy, And most of all, healthy... School is done

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-01T10:06:46-05:00

Myspace is annoying...noone ever comments on me anymore...

no one

its kinda depressing...

anyways, I'm just bored today, and wishing my girlfriends mother was more lenient...

oh well

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-01T06:06:01-05:00

COUNTDOWN THAT DOESN'T SUCK!!!

Created by obejosh and taken 1690 times on Bzoink

~10 HAVE YOU EVERS...~

1. stolen anything? Yup

2. beat someone up? Yup

3. had sex in a public place? .....No

4. done any drugs? Nope

5. been arrested? Not yet

6. cried in public? Yea

7. used someone? Nope

8. made a complete ass of youself? Many times

9. Slept with someone you never spoke to again? No

10. attempted to ruin someones life? No

~9 FAVORITES...~

1.TV show Yes Dear

2. Movie Tremors

3. Band Van Zant

4. friend Robbie

5. car Chevy Silverado

6. animal Horse or a dog

7. drink Cherry Coke

8. artist I don't have one...

9. movie star I don't like them very much

~8 THINGS ABOUT YOU...~

1.name Jarvis

2.place of birth Peterborough

3.date of birth 02/28/90

4.fav. color Red and blue

5. number of siblings Too many...6

6. age 16

7.current loc. At my Comp.

8. eye color Blue

~7 Lasts...~

1. place you went with a friend? Movie theater

2. person you kissed? Becca <3

3. person you had a crush on? Becca <3

4. dumb thing you did? Worked in the summer heat

5. smart thing you did? I don't do many of those

6. thing you did other than this survey? Ate dinner

7. thing you ate or drank? Watermelon

~6 this or that...~

1. Vodka or Rum? Rum

2. cigarette or cigar? Cigar

3. walk or drive? Drive

4. rain or snow? Rain

5. ski or surf? Surf

6. night or day? Day

~5 have you evers...~

1. Kissed someone of the same sex? eh...no

2. wrecked a car? not yet

3. Done any drug? nope

4. Hooked up with someone your friend also liked? ummm...i dunno

5. Stolen a lot of money? nope

~4 What would you do if...~

1.Someone cheated on you? I would cry

2.you found $1,000,000? Kiss the nearest person

3.someone punched you in the face? Punch them back...Harder

4.someone stole 20$ from you? Kill them

~3 Friends...~

1.The most creative is... i dunno

2.The most out going is... Becca

3.The most level headed is... Robbie

~2 Places...~

1. I want to go on Vacation... To Aruba or scotland

2. I hate having to go to... Your mothers room

~1 Final Dorky Fact About Yourself...~

1. Tell something that most people dont know that is not so cool... I have a fedish with hair...head hair...i just really like it...

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My Current Mood: FUCK

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-05T08:06:04-05:00

FUCKFUCKFUCK

So today i feel like shit

physically and emotionaly

Besides the fact that i have hypothermia, and only 5 hours of sleep, Beca gives me a note today...

Come to find out, she fucking ENJOYS puking

FUCKFUCKFUCK

If there's one thing i absolutely hate in this world, its her bulimia...

And she enjoys it

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I wanna go die now...

Not to mention that she regrets things we've done

That completely spells...MY FAULT

SHIT

Just add another one to my shit list.

Then, she still thinks she's fat, imperfect, ugly, and worthless

Fuck

Why can't she see that she's the most perfect girl in the world?!?!

She still operates by what she thinks people expect of her

We only expect for you to be what you are...not what society thinks you should be

FUCK

Now i'm breaking out in a cold sweat...

From Hypothermia

Then...Come to find out, in 8th grade, she was attracted to both genders...supposedly

SHITMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTSUCKER

So whats to say she won't find some girl and be more attracted to her than me?!?!

Or even some other guy for that matter?!

Maybe cause i treat her like shit

I suck

She also LOVES...yes...LOVES the feeling of being hungry...

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I Love her so much it hurts

I feel like shit right now, and it's cause i love her so much

I love her so much, i hate to see her like this

which makes me feel like shit

Why can't she just be happy?!?!!?

She spends all her time focusing on her negative sides (which i don't even know what they really are...)

Why can't she be positive for a change?!

Just forget what the fuck people think about her, and FUCKING STOP FUCKING PUKING!!!

FUCK

If i had one wish...ONE WISH...it would be that she wouls stop puking, and stop even wanting to, or even like it

Just one wish...

It's what i pray for every night before i go to bed

Just that she would stop

Even before i pray for myself, family, friends or even the world, i pray for her

Cause she IS my world

I just wanna FUCKING DIE!!!!

And i mean...DIE

I love her so much

I'm sitting here fighting back tears with all my might, just when i think of her on her knees over a toilet bowl

I just wanna bawl my fucking eyes out

I hate her fucking bulimia

And the fucking bitch who gave her a reason to start

How the fuck did she even start?!? is it something you just think of yourself? or did someone tell her about it?

If someone told her about it,.... then I hope that person rots in fucking hell for eternity

If i ever find anyone who EVER encouraged her to do that...so help me i will KILL them

They've ruined her life forever

And mine

Fuck

I wanna die

I want a prozac

or a drink

something to make me forget my pain

I Lover her so much

I'll never leave her, no matter what

But why can't she just be happy...

I wish....

But then I would be leaving her

So no

But i still wanna die

I just wish there was something i could do for her

But there's nothing

She's afraid to get to attached

I'm afraid she'll leave ME

There are so many other guys

And she's always saying "I Love you" to other guys

yea they may be her friends

But still

I'm just the jealouse type

And i still wanna die

OI

I love her

so much

FUCK

and now i'm just rambling on and on about shit...

None of this is her fault...Its societys fault, My fault, and other peoples fault. She's not to blame. I feel sorry for her actually, cause she's caught up in all this, and can't get over it. I wish she could though...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-05T05:06:40-05:00

Love

Created by belittled and taken 530 times on Bzoink

Have you ever said I love you Yup

Did you mean it Most definately

Are you in love now Absolutely

Is it love you feel for your parents or more WAAAAAAYYYYY more

Does love and love-making go together Yea

What image do you express with love Image?? I'm confused

What does love mean to you Becca

Are you taken Yes

Do you say I love you to them All the time

Do you mean it MOST DEFINATELY

If not why i said most definately

Loving someone doesn't mean you have to sleep with them, right Right

Would you rather marry for love or money Love

Howcome Money is boring...Love is not

Will you mean it when you say I love you next time umm...Yea...haven't i already made that clear?

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-06T08:06:59-05:00

I just got told that when i take marketing next year, I'm gonna be put on the Board of Directors for the store

woot

Good Song...

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-06T08:06:53-05:00

In Christ Alone by Newsboys

In Christ alone my hope is found
He is my light, my
strength, my song
This Cornerstone, this solid ground
Firm through the fiercest drought and storm
What heights
of love, what depths of peace
When fears are stilled, when strivings cease
My Comforter, my All in All
Here in
the love of Christ I stand

In Christ alone, who took
on flesh
Fullness of God in helpless babe
This gift of
love and righteousness
Scorned by the ones He came to
save
'Till on that cross as Jesus died
The wrath
of God was satisfied
For every sin on Him was laid
Here in the death of Christ I live

There in the
ground His body lay
Light of the world by darkness slain
Then bursting forth in glorious Day
Up from the grave He
rose again
And as He stands in victory
Sin's
curse has lost it's grip on me
For I am His and He is
mine
Brought with the precious blood of Christ

No guilt in life, no fear in death
This is the power of
Christ in me
From life's first cry to final breath
Jesus commands my destiny
No power of hell, no scheme of
man
Can ever pluck me from His hand
'Till He
returns or calls me home
Here in the power of Christ
I'll stand

Your mother was on my bed last night.....WHAT?...

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-08T06:06:26-05:00

HOLA!!

So right now i am sitting here, eating onion rings

Thinking about Becca<3

I miss her

And even though she lives only 9 miles away

I can't see her

Damn

I am also rather

Toady

But that is beside the point

I need to go take a shower now...

and finish watching that lame ass movie

20,000 leagues under the sea

The new one

It's lame

Don't watch it...

Anywho, i'v been feeling sick lately, and I haven't been hungry at all

I hate not wanting to eat

I love eating

It's so much fun

If only i could gain weight....

Oh i'd be a happy man

I'm too damn thin

I hate thin

Its too....thin

i Prefer thick

On me

anywho

Weight doesn't matter

It's such a trivial thing...

ahhhhhhh....

I feel good

and lazy

Time for a shower and movie

Bye ya'll

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-09T10:06:05-05:00

Well i stayed home sick today, but because i miss my baby, and i wanna play volleyball, i'm gonna get up some gumption and go to school...just for gym

Go Figure

Me, the most un-athletic guy in school

Going to school sick, just for gym...

Heh

Well, Becca's the maibn reason i'm going...

I can't stand a day without seeing her...

She's so wonderful

Well, time to go piss, and take a shower...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-09T10:06:34-05:00

spoiled

TOTALS:
0-10 - Dirt poor
11-20 - Ghetto
21-30 - average
31-40 - Spoiled
41+ - FILTHY RICH
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

[x] Cell phone.
[] Own phone line
[x] Own room.
[] 2+ story house
[] Swimming pool
[] Guest room.
[] your own computer
[x] TV in your room
TOTAL:3

[ ] Queen or bigger bed
[] More than 20 pairs of shoes
[ ] Expensive sunglasses.
[ ] Name brand wallet
[] mp3 player/iPod
[] PS2
[ ] XBox
[ ] Nintendo DS
[] Gameboy Advance
TOTAL:0
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 3

[x] Basketball hoop
[x] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] fooseball table
[ ] Trampoline
[ ] Own a surfboard/wakeboard
TOTAL: 2
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 5

[x] Stereo in bedroom.
[] DVD player in room
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch
[] Gets $100+ each month
[ ] Shops at AE
[ ] owns a gucci or prada bag
[ ] wears Lacoste
[ ] parents give you there credit card

ToTAL:1
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 6

[x]Goes shopping at least once a week
[] Expensive cologne/perfume.
[x] IM
[x] Digital camera
TOTAL: 3
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 9

[ ]electric scooter
[x]4-wheeler
[x] Guitar/drums
[x] Piano
[x] Any other instrument
[x] Hammock
[ ] Been on a cruise.
[] Traveled out of the country
[ ] Personal trainer
[] Expensive jewelry
[] Met a celebrity
TOTAL: 5
CUMULATIVE TOTAL:14

[] Straightener/curling iron.
[] Been to a batting cage
[] $100+ on you right now
[] Credit card/ ATM card
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[x] Been to NYC.
[] Been to Chicago.
TOTAL: 1
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 15

[x]sports car (Beamer)
[x] Pet
[ ] Ranch or cabin
[x] Been to 10+states in the US
[] 200+ buddies on myspace
TOTAL: 3
CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 18

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day.
[] Been in a limo
[x] Own a camcorder
[x] Own a laptop computer.
TOTAL: 3
OVERALL TOTAL: 21

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-10T05:06:20-05:00

Dang mothers...

Once again, Becca's mother is being anal, and won't let us get together...

This woman is going to be my mother in law?!

OI!!

My mother says she'll be different then though...

I don't think so

Oh well, I'll deal with her...

I'm bored

So is Becca

What are we doing?!

Talking online, and not being together, cause of her mother...

oi

Anyways...

I'm gonna go talk with her now (Becca) <3 cause she's wonderful...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-12T08:06:44-05:00

Well I took my first block final very early...a whole week early actualy, so now all's we're gonna be doing is writing checks for the store the whole week...fun stuff My dad is once again being anal about the 4-wheelers... JUST because they're coverd in mud... They're 4 wheelers!!! They don't look good UNLESS they're coverd in mud!! I guess he's just not as fun loving and redneck as most of us... anyways Becca came over yesterday! We had alot of fun Mud fighting with robbie and kelly, then swimming in the lake to rinse off... It was fun Now i'm bored in class Oi Vey Time to go find something else to do

Do It

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-13T09:06:15-05:00

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. How did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. Would you buy me a puppy?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. If so, with who?
25. What makes me happy?
26. What makes me sad?
27. What reminds you of me?
28. If you could give me anything what would it be?
(29 and 30 deleted because i have morals...heh, or not)
31. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
32. Do you think I could kill someone?
33. Have we ever had sex?
34. Do you miss me?
35. Do you think I miss you?
36. Do I look like a frog?
37. How long have you known me?
38. How well do you know me?
39. When's the last time you saw me?

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-13T09:06:32-05:00

New wiki page...Go see it...pics o my buick...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-15T08:06:46-05:00

Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-blog time everybody!! and my throat is sore...

I look a throat lozenge

It didn't help...

I have to go write checks soon for the school store...

fun fun fun

My damn throat...

I can't eat anyhting...

grrrrrrrrrr

that makes me mad

Becca makes me happy though...

I was so happy when i saw her this morning...

=DDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm always in a much better mood when i see her...

Oi Vey

Mr. Englert prolly wants me to write checks now...

so tally hoe!!

(I'll tally your hoe)

hahaha

inside joke...

between me myself and I

Okay,

Bye

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-15T10:06:30-05:00

Cold night

Rainy

Sad music on the radio

Devil in the seat next to me

Missing the one i love

Hoping she misses me...

I'm worth 48$ ya'll

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-16T07:06:55-05:00

had sex-- $5
went past first base-- $4
only went to first base-- $3
smoked-- $5
got drunk-- $5
went skinny dipping-- $3
kissed someone of the opposite sex-- $4
had more than one bf/gf at the same time-- $2
cheated-- $2
fell asleep in class-- $0.50
cheated on a quiz-- $1
been expelled-- $5
been in a fist fight-- $3
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
prank called the cops-- $3
stole something-- $2
done drugs-- $5
dyed your hair-- $0.50
done something with someone older-- $3
went out with someone OVER 18 if your under 18-- $4
ate a whole thing of oreos-- $0.50
cried yourself to sleep-- $1
said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $1
been in love-- $4
got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doin-- $1
went streaking-- $4
got arrested-- $5
madeout with someone at the movies-- $2
peed in the pool-- $0.50
played spin the bottle-- $1
done something you regret-- $3

DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE AMOUNT IN YOUR SUBJECT LINE

800$

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-16T08:06:45-05:00

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

84% Redneck...damn straight

yavieboy5 — 2006-06-19T10:06:25-05:00

Have u ever.....

(x) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
(x) shot a gun?
(x ) owned a gun?
(x ) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?
Subtotal= 5

(x) chewed tabaco?
(x ) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listened to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x ) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 7

(x) riden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x ) worked on a farm?
(x) lived on a farm?
(x) owned a farm animal?
(x) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?
Subtotal= 7

(x) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
(x) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
(x) seen a figure 8 race?
(x) talked on a cb radio?
(x) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal= 6

(x ) Riden a Dirtbike?
(x ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
(x ) been to a junkyard
(x ) drank beer?
( ) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
(x) been in a ford vs. chevy argument? yea...chevy's better...
(x) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal= 6

(x)had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
(x)been sprayed with deer pee?
(x ) worn camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
(x) owned a cabin
(x) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal= 6

(x) drank white lightening? (Peach white lightning)
(x ) had your whole family on the front porch?
(x ) thought that wal-mart was the koolest place ever?
(x) own a rebel flag?
(x ) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
(x) been muddin'?
Subtotal= 7

TOTAL= 42

now multiply your total by 2 and that is your percentage. now post as "__% redneck

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-24T11:06:16-05:00

Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[x] I'm in school.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] i've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play and/or musical.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (unfortunately)
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I'M currently in the middle of a divorce.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ]I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol/Disorders

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I am or have been anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose. (I'm not cody)
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ]I own something from Abercrombie.

Random

[ ] I can sing well.
[x] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] Have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x] I wear/have worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x/2] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x/100000] I am in love with someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (basiclly)
[x] My answers are totally honest

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-24T11:06:11-05:00

Yea, so 11 o'clock in the morning is to early to get up...

I'm still exhausted...

Late night again, but she's def. worth it

Becca's leaving in like 4-5 days for texas

I'm gonna miss her so bad

But She'll be having fun, and thats all that matters...

I'll be busy working too

So i'm gonna go upstairs and eat something...

And figure out what i'm doing today...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-06-28T09:06:43-05:00

Now i know what all the country singers mean when they sing...

"My heart lies in Texas..."

She's in the air right now...

She's gonna call me when she gets there...

=D

G'night all...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-07-03T02:07:22-05:00

Well this weekend was okay...except for the fact that I'm in a crappy mood cause I miss Becca so bad...

Tommorrow I have to pack for keene...cause I'm going to work with my grandfather this summer...

Fun

Not

Oh well, money is money

And I need it

So It'll probably be a long time before I make another post on here, just so ya know...

4 weeks and 2 days till Becca comes back...

Oi Vey

I'm gonna go insane without that girl...

Well, I'm sweating like a fat man running track

So I'm gonna go turn on the AC now...

"My Best Friend" By Tim Mcgraw

yavieboy5 — 2006-07-08T09:07:29-05:00

I Miss My Baby =(

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yavieboy5 — 2006-07-09T06:07:31-05:00

back to keene for another week of work ya'll....

I Miss my baby

Really bad

=(

So Yea

yavieboy5 — 2006-07-22T10:07:02-05:00

So last night rob and i tried to spend the night at the damn camp...didn't turn out so well...

after taking an hour long night hike, we crashed at the camp at about 12.

at about 12:30, i woke up, and just watched the time go by on my phone

the bugs were friggen crazy

they were the dive bombing kind...

they dive bomb right into your ear, and you just wanna yell

so now i'v pissed off trish, cause i can't work for her

Oh well, i didn't like working for her anyways

Becca will be back in 13 days

That is SUCH a long time

I don't think i'm gonna last much longer without my other half

Now that i'm home, and sleeping in my own bed and stuff, I miss her even more, cause of all the memories we have at my house...

Curling up and watching movies, eating ice cream, spilling spaghetti sauce all over my bed, getting video taped, 4-wheeling, cleaning out the camp, etc etc...

I really miss her

Oi vey, and i'm about fed up with work...besides the money part...

It's just getting mentaly tiring...

Okay, time to go do somehting constructive...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-07-23T07:07:30-05:00

Goin back to keene ya'll...only 12 more days till my baby's back...

yay

More work...

Joy

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yavieboy5 — 2006-08-03T12:08:25-05:00

Yay!!! my love is coming back in 2 days!!

I'm very excited!

Okay, off to bed now...

A few things that every girl should know about guys...

yavieboy5 — 2006-08-28T12:08:31-05:00

1. We need to be told that we're loved...often

2. we don't like it when our girlfriends talk about their ex's

3. we can be very jealous

4.Sometimes we do have deep emotional moments...not often, but we do

5. when we say "I Love you" we mean it (true for me, and most guys anyways)

6. Contrary to common belief, we do not think that incredibly thin girls are hot...in fact they're not even close. We like our girls with good curves, and an actual shape

7. Also contrary to common belief, we do like girls for more than just their outward appearance

8. We do not like sluts... they're annoying

First day of school= suckfest

yavieboy5 — 2006-08-30T06:08:13-05:00

This year sucks so far...

I Don't have any classes with my baby, or even lunch

Not only that, but i don't have classes with anyone i know period!

It sucks

Oh well, only one more year after this...

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yavieboy5 — 2006-09-03T12:09:03-05:00

So, now i am a pissy little man...

Becca's parents are being very cold-shoulderish to me lately.

We don't have any classes together, or lunch, and we can barely ever get together after school

So that leaves weekends

Well not if her parents have anything to do with it...

They are severely limiting our time together on weekends, saying that we can't hang out for no apparent reason, and just being lamish like that

I have nothing against her parents, but i need to see that girl, or i'll go insane.

But they don't care

It's not like it's their problem

Gah

Pictures of my backyard

yavieboy5 — 2006-09-07T05:09:24-05:00

So this is really my first real photography fling, so please leave comments, suggestions, and anything you notice

I plan on doing this again

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yavieboy5 — 2006-09-12T05:09:00-05:00

Becca places 18th out of like 75 runners everybody!!!

she was 5th out of all the conval runners too

Everybody give her a big round of applause

And this is coming from her last meet, in which she placed 44th.

Pretty impresive!

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yavieboy5 — 2006-09-17T01:09:11-05:00

Click Here to get this from FreeFlashToys.com!

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yavieboy5 — 2006-09-22T11:09:14-05:00

Blah Blah Blah

Typing a 5 paragraph essay in U.S. History

Fun stuff

I'm bored

And hungry

And I'm gonna stop talking now

My License

yavieboy5 — 2006-10-02T07:10:58-05:00

Well I'm headed over to Concord, cause they wanna take away my license.

Everybody, please pray they don't

It would ruin my life

All because I didn't stop for 3 seconds at a stop sign

Oh the wonders of our Government

Okay, I'm headed out

Pray please?

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-02T06:10:17-05:00

Well I lost it people.

My license is history for 20 days

damn those cops

damn those people!!!

gah

America, Meet Your Truck

yavieboy5 — 2006-10-05T11:10:58-05:00

The new 2007 Chevy Silverado

I'm not as impresed as i thought i would be =(

I Like the Old models the best

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-09T05:10:02-05:00

So yea, i haven't had much to say lately. Homecoming was awsome. My baby was sooooo beautiful. I'm wicked lucky to have such a gorgeous, and awsome GF. She rocks my world.

I Got a job at EMS

It's kinda boring, but it's money

and I lost my license

but ya'll already knew that

k, i'm gonna go fill in a hole in my backyard

Amarillo sky

yavieboy5 — 2006-10-10T06:10:22-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-14T06:10:07-05:00

God i am so friggen bored. I was gonna go to rob's tonight, but his dad said no, and Becca is at her friends house, so i'm left at home to watch movies with the family. fun stuff. I HATE not having a license. 8 days though.

my friggen eye itches like the devil. it's driving me nuts!!

oi vey.

If anyone has a good plan for this evening, just call me. you know the #

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-14T07:10:07-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-14T07:10:45-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2006-10-14T07:10:20-05:00

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My Name

yavieboy5 — 2006-10-16T06:10:03-05:00

J
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
experiences, provided it's all in good
taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is
intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to
sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and
dining to know that you're being appreciated.

That is surprisingly accurate

How come storys like this never make the news?

yavieboy5 — 2006-10-26T07:10:00-05:00

PORTLAND, Ore. - A young man threatened a cab driver with a knife Wednesday night before bursting into a Salem church and setting fires that injured two older women, authorities said.

One of the women, identified by a senior pastor as Arlene Anderson, suffered burns on her back and head and was taken to Salem Hospital with injuries that were not considered life threatening. The other woman declined to go to the hospital.

The cab driver had a slight neck wound, said Deputy Kevin Rau, spokesman for the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

The suspect entered the church at about 7:30 p.m., just as a pastor was inviting those inside to greet each other. The Rev. Sam Miller, the assistant to the pastor, said the man was speaking nonsense and carrying what appeared to be gasoline.

“He was spreading gas on people, furniture and carpet as he went,” Miller said, noting that the fires ignited as he spread the liquid.

Miller said there were about 300 people in the church and one of the men quickly tackled the suspect and hauled him out as others beat down the flames. Rau said one man was in custody. He was not immediately identified.

The fire caused some damage to the carpets and the pews. Miller said no one in the church had ever seen the man before: “We think it’s someone who was mentally deranged.”

Senior Pastor Scott Erickson told The Oregonian newspaper that the church has existed for 55 years. Erickson, who wasn’t at the church during the incident, said he and his wife had just returned to Salem from a missionary trip to Siberia.

“This is all very upsetting,” Erickson said. “This won’t deter us from having services. We’ll go on, and we can assure everyone that they are safe here.”

The investigation was continuing late into the night and witnesses were taken to another building to be interviewed by police.

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yavieboy5 — 2006-11-07T10:11:47-05:00

Get ready to hide your guns america, the Dems are taking over congress

"The Democrats are coming! the Democrats are coming! to arms!"

Oi Vey, we'll see what rights they'll take away from us this time...

My score is $280.50

yavieboy5 — 2006-11-10T09:11:19-05:00

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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yavieboy5 — 2006-11-16T06:11:42-05:00

Fill this out using only one word answers

1. Yourself: Dork

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush: Perfect

3. Your hair?: Blonde

4. Your mother?: 43.

6. Your Favorite Item: Hands.

7. Your dream last night: Dunno.

8. Your Favorite drink: Pepsi

9. Your Dream Car: Silverado

10. The Room You Are In: Basement

11. Your Ex: Slut.

12. Your fear: Spiders

13. What you want to be in 10 years: Cop

14. Who you hung out with last night?: Becca

15. What You're Not? Rich =(

16. Muffin: Poppyseed

17: One of Your Wish List Items: Chevy

18: Time: 6:03

19. The Last Thing You Did: Ate

20. What You Are Wearing: Jeans

21. Your Favorite Weather: Snowy

22. Your Favorite Book: Bible

23. The Last Thing You Ate: Lasagna

24. Your Life: Happy

25. Your Mood: Content

26. Your body: Tall

27. What are you thinking about right now? Becca

28. What are you doing at the moment? Typing

29. Your summer: Sweaty

30. Best part of your life: Becca

uhg

yavieboy5 — 2006-11-21T05:11:49-05:00

5 days of vacation and only one day to hang out with my baby =(

The other 3 i'm working

Then of course there's Thanksgiving...

Damn

This vacation is gonna suck

HaHa!

yavieboy5 — 2006-11-21T06:11:26-05:00

You're Really Broke When ...
American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"
Your idea of a seven-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
Long-distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
Your rob Peter ... and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your bologna has no first name.
You give blood everyday ... just for the orange juice.
Sally Struthers sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
At communion, you go back for seconds.
You wash your toilet paper.
You have to save up to be poor.
On Thanksgiving, your spouse brings home a picture of a Thanksgiving meal.
You owe yourself money.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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yavieboy5 — 2006-11-22T10:11:40-05:00

EIGHT LASTS///

8. last cigarette: Can't even rememeber
7. last beverage: milk

6. last phone call: my mom

5. last text message: Becca

4. last song played: cocain blues by johnny cash

3. last bubble bath: last night i had a bath, not with bubbles though
2. last time you cried: long time
1. last meal: last nights dinner

EIGHT have you's///

8. have you ever dated someone twice: no

7. have you ever been cheated on or used: no
6. have you ever bought condoms?: yes

5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: no

4. have you ever fallen in love?: yes. I'm in it right now =D

3. have you ever lost someone: yea.... nannie mabel =(

2. have you ever been depressed: yes

1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: Yes, just not thrown up

SIX things you did in the past three days///

1. Went to school: yep

2. Went to work: yep

3. Colored: nope

5. Got drunk: no

6. Slept: yep

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much ANYTHING to ///

1. Becca
2.Rob
3. My mom
4.

list THREE favorite colors///
1. Red
2. Blue
3. Black

list THREE things you want to do before you die

1. Raise a family
2. Get my dream Truck
3. Get arrested with Rob

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF......

1. Bush? We've had worse

2. Gay Marriage? Not for it at all

3. Lowering the drinking age? no

4. Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight

5. Do you have a crush? yea, my baby is still my crush =D

6. Who is the best hugger that you know? My grandmother oddly enough

7. Do you believe in love at first sight? no

8. Is there something you want to tell someone? not that I can think of

9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? most likely walmart

10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends on MySpace? just one

11. Do you have "A thing"? no clue what you're talking about

12. How many people on your top friends on MySpace do you know in real life? all of them

13. How many kids do you want to have? 2-5

14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yea

15. Do you wanna change your name? nope

16. What did you do for your last birthday? went bowling! heh

17. What time did you wake up today? 8:30

18. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping

19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? Decorate for Christmas

20. Last time you saw your dad? this morning

21. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? nothing

22. Which hand do you like better? My right

23. What are you listening to right now? Kids screaming

24. Have you ever talked to Tom on MySpace? Nope

25. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? mhmm

26. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? yes, but I don't do it often

27. What's your zodiac? pisces

28. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? I don't borrow clothes from people

29. Who's getting on your nerves right now? my family

30. Most visited webpage? myspace and mindsay

31. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing? for sure

32. Coke or Pepsi? depends on the day

33. What's the worst day of your life? hmm, I'm not too sure. I don't usually sit and ponder those things.

34. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past month? yep

35. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? yes

36. Do you think there's some models/people out there, that should gain a couple pounds? yea, just about every model should... no one likes those anorexicaly thin ones... they're pretty damn gross

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yavieboy5 — 2006-12-20T07:12:30-05:00

Friggen Hot Truck!!!!

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yavieboy5 — 2006-12-22T10:12:22-05:00

I'm surrounded by people who love me.... but i'v never felt so alone

R.I.P. Gerald

yavieboy5 — 2006-12-27T01:12:17-05:00

LOS ANGELES - Gerald R. Ford, who picked up the pieces of Richard Nixon’s scandal-shattered White House as the 38th president and the only one never elected to nationwide office, has died. He was 93.

“My family joins me in sharing the difficult news that Gerald Ford, our beloved husband, father, grandfather and great grandfather has passed away at 93 years of age,” former first lady Betty Ford said in a brief statement issued from her husband’s office in Rancho Mirage. “His life was filled with love of God, his family and his country.”

He died at 6:45 p.m. Tuesday at his home in Rancho Mirage, about 130 miles east of Los Angeles, his office said in a statement. No cause of death was released. Funeral arrangements were to be announced Wednesday.

He was the longest living president, followed by Ronald Reagan, who also died at 93.

“The American people will always admire Gerald Ford’s devotion to duty, his personal character and the honorable conduct of his administration,” President Bush said in a statement Tuesday night. “We mourn the loss of such a leader, and our 38th president will always have a special place in our nation’s memory.”

Ford had been living at his desert home in Rancho Mirage, Calif., about 130 miles east of Los Angeles.

“I was deeply saddened this evening when I heard of Jerry Ford’s death,” former first lady Nancy Reagan said in a statement. “Ronnie and I always considered him a dear friend and close political ally.

“His accomplishments and devotion to our country are vast, and even long after he left the presidency he made it a point to speak out on issues important to us all,” she said.

An accidental president
Ford was an accidental president, Nixon’s hand-picked successor, a man of much political experience who had never run on a national ticket. He was as open and straightforward as Nixon was tightly controlled and conspiratorial.

Minutes after Nixon resigned in disgrace over the Watergate scandal and flew into exile, Ford took office and famously declared: “Our long national nightmare is over.”

But he revived the Watergate debate a month later by granting Nixon a pardon for all crimes he committed as president. That single act, it was widely believed, cost Ford election to a term of his own in 1976, but it won praise in later years as a courageous act that allowed the nation to move on.

The Vietnam War ended in defeat for the U.S. during his presidency with the fall of Saigon in April 1975. In a speech as the end neared, Ford said: “Today, America can regain the sense of pride that existed before Vietnam. But it cannot be achieved by refighting a war that is finished as far as America is concerned.” Evoking Abraham Lincoln, he said it was time to “look forward to an agenda for the future, to unify, to bind up the nation’s wounds.”

Ford was the first unelected vice president, chosen by Nixon to replace Spiro Agnew, who also was forced from office by scandal.

He was in the White House only 895 days, but changed it more than it changed him.

Even after two women tried separately to kill him, the presidency of Jerry Ford remained open and plain.

After the Watergate ordeal, Americans liked their new president — and first lady Betty, whose candor charmed the country.

She remained one of the country’s most admired women even after the Fords left the White House when she was hospitalized in 1978 and said she had become addicted to drugs and alcohol she took for painful arthritis and a pinched nerve in her neck. Four years later she founded the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, a substance abuse facility next to Eisenhower Medical Center.

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-02T06:01:05-05:00

2006-2007

1) Where did you begin 2007?
my livingroom

2) What was your status by Valentine's Day 2006?

Datin'

3) Did you attend school this year?
Yes

4) How did you earn your money?
Working with my grandfather and EMS

5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
nope

6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Yup...lost my license for 20 damn days

7) Where did you go on a holiday?
My aunt's, 2 days before Christmas

8) What did you purchase that was over $500?
a blazer back in '05

9) Know anyone that got married?
Yeah

10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Yeah

11) Have you run into anybody you went to high school with?
I'm in high school dumbass

12) Did you move anywhere?
Nope.

13) What sporting events did you go to?
My GF's XC meet

14) What concerts/shows did you go to?
Nothing. Except a concert at school.

15) Are you registered to vote?
No

16) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
WTF is big brotha?

17) Where do you live now?

My house

18) Describe your birthday.
went bowling!

19) What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006?
get my damn license back

20) What has been your favorite moment?
I'm not sure...

21) What's something you learned about yourself?
Hmm, probably a lotta things.

22) Any new additions to your family?
Yeah, a new cousin

23) What was your best month?
Probably sometime in the summer

24) What music will you remember 2006 by?
Little bit of life, by craig morgan

25) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Heh...Rob

26) Made new friends?
Yeah

27) Best new friend?
Still Becca Rob and Kelly

28) Favorite Night out?
I don't know.

29) Any regrets?
Probably. I can't think of any major ones

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-03T05:01:54-05:00

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-12T05:01:53-05:00

For The Guys
About girls: Turns you ON, OFF or DC (Don't care)

Dresses like a grandma: Off

Has a nice ass: On

Has big boobs: Off

Plays musical instrument: DC

Is shorter than you: On

Has blue eyes: Dc

Has green eyes: Dc

Has brown eyes: On

Has long hair: On, and Dc

Has med. hair: On, and Dc

Has short hair: Off

Drinks alcohol: On

Smokes cigs : On, oddly enough

Smokes weed: Off

Has blonde hair: Dc

Has brown hair: On

Has black hair: Off

Has red hair: Off

Works out: On, as long as it isn't overdone

Smiles: On

Calls you just to say hi: On

Creative: On

Compliments you: Way On

Shares her food with you: Dc

Wears jewelry: On

Has bigger feet then you: Ew, Off

Has smaller feet than you: Dc

Smiles when you walk into the room: ON

gives you back massages: On

Belly piercing: On

Doesn't party: Off

Likes to party: On

Wants to party: Dc

Laughs a lot: ON

Funny: ON

Skinny: Dc

Medium: Dc

Over 200 lbs: Way Off

Tattoos: On

honest and open: On

Goes to church: Dc

Licks lips: Dc

Hugs From Behind: On

bakes for you: =D On

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-25T11:01:41-05:00

Fun is most important in your life.

Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-25T11:01:45-05:00

Kindness

Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-29T09:01:41-05:00

YOUR REPORT CARD:

Category Grade

Love A

Friends and Family A+

Body C

Mind B

Finance / Career D

Your Life's Average Grade: B

'What is your Life Grade?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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yavieboy5 — 2007-01-29T09:01:16-05:00

Jarvis's best excuse:

"It was already burnt"

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yavieboy5 — 2007-02-03T12:02:34-05:00

Well this night was eventfull. So at 9, rob and i desided to go get a movie at A+B Video, in p-town. Keep in mind it's snowing like hell with already 3 inches on the ground and no plow trucks in sight. so we took my moms all-wheel drive van to compensate for this. it was fine on the way over. on the way back however, i was about to go around a corner, and so i put on the brakes to slow down to like 20mph, from 30-35mph. well this van tends to pull to the right when you hit the brakes, and it was just enough to put us into a spin out, and put us 20 feet off the road, 3 feet down in a ditch, sitting on 3 stupms and an old log. somehow, we must have gotten airborne, and cleared the first stump, bounced off the second, and got hung up on the third. this all happend in about 2 seconds. all's i remember is trying to correct the spin out, not being able to, and realizing that i couldn't do anyhting to save it, it happend so fast. so i let off the brakes, held the wheel firm, and held on for the ride. i remember seeing lots of snow, some branches, and finaly coming to a jaring stop, and as soon as the van stops, the radio turns on, and my phone vibrates. the text i recieved was from my GF, saying "are you still alive?" THE SECOND we stop, i recieve this text....creepy? yes. haha, but kinda funny. anyways i learned a few lessons, and will be spending a little moughla to compensate for this escapade. the cops involved were quite nice, and i look forward to seeing my name in the police reports. hehe. my parents took it quite well, them being in similar accidents too, and knowing how "fun" they are. They know it's a part of life, and somehting to learn lessons by. haha, i have to say though, that the first thought in my head was not, "oh i'm going to die", it was"oh god my mom is gonna kill me for totalling her van!!!" haha, well i'm going to bed now

i hate life

yavieboy5 — 2007-02-12T07:02:51-05:00

My life sucks. My starter just fried on my blazer that i was about to sell, and my clutch on my truck just shit the fuckin bed, and I'm really begginning to hate that damn truck. I've invested over 1400 bucks into the friggen thing, and it still needs work. i hate life, and i hate trucks. I'm just gonna sell everything i own on 4 wheels, and buy a friggen car. like a monte carlo or something.

The Perfect Girl
Created by steven15 and taken 9 times on bzoink!
Section 1
Hair color?	blonde/brown, i like both
Eye color?	blue
Height?	shorter than 6'1, but taller than 5
Long hair or short?	long
Boobs: small or large?	medium
Butt: small or large?	medium
Piercings?	sure
Tattoos?	no, not really
Teeth?	duh yea! oh white
Section 2
Funny or serious?	both
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?	both
Should he be able to bake or cook?	sure, but if she cant, thats fine
Does she have a best friend?	i would hope so
Is it okay for her to have a lot of male friends?	well, not TOO many
Out-going or shy?	leaning more twards outgoing
Sarcastic or sincere?	sincere
Does she get along with her parents?	yup
Smoke?	doesnt matter
Drink?	it would be nice, but if not, thats fine
Would she have more than one bf at a time?	Hell no!
Would you let her pay for you on the first date?	of course not, thats the mans job
Does she kiss on the first date?	only if the moment is right
Does she have sex on the first date?	no, of course not
Would she hang out with you and YOUR friends?	yup
How about you hanging out with her and HER friends?	of course
Would she like to hold hands?	she'd better!
How much older or younder can she be?	no younger than a year, and older than 2yrs
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love survey #3
what is love?:	Its knowing that you cant survive without that person in your life, and that you'd do anything for them to make them happy
have you ever been in love before?:	I am right now
is there a difference between loving and being in love?:	no, not to much of a difference
is there a difference between a love and a true love?:	Yes...True love is what Im in now...
how do you know if you are in love?:	You feel it deep down
what are the best ways to show your love?:	slow kisses, cuddling, random acts of kindness, just being there for them
is sex making love for you?:	i wouldnt know yet, but probably
whats the difference between liking someone a lot and love?:	Its just is...its hard to explain
how do you know if your love is the kind that will lead to marriage?:	You look into your future, and she is the only thing you see.
how serious do you take love?:	VERY seriously...when i love someone, i dont joke around about it
does love find you or do you find love?:	kinda both...im not sure
what is real love? verses casually 'loving' all the people you date?:	real love is just one person always in your head, ALL the time...no one else
do you think people take love too lightly?:	yes
do you think people take sex too lightly?:	yes...its a serious thing, not to be joked around with
what is the best thing about love?:	the feeling you get when your just around her
what do you think people often get divorced?:	ya mean why? cause they're dumb, and selfish, and dont truly love each other
what makes a marriage last?:	Love, passion, truthfullness, and communication
how do/will you know when you've found the one you will marry?:	I already know...you just know...its a deep/inthesoul kinda thing
are you in love right now?:	most definately
how do you know?:	because she is the most wonderull person in the world, and my inner soul aches when im not around her, or with her...when im with her i have an awsome peace, and im soooo hapy
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*This or That*
This Or That???
Texting or Chatting:	chat
Chocolate or Vanilla:	choco
Pink or Purple:	purple
Italian or Mexican food:	italian
Blonde or Brunette:	brunette
Pepsi or Coco Cola:	pepsi
Bath or Shower:	bath
Myspace or Xanga:	myspace
Dogs or Cats:	hmmm...dogs
Beach or Ski resort:	beach!
Basketball or Baseball:	basketball
MSN or AIM:	AIM
Hilary or Lindsay:	Hillary
Britney or Christina:	i dunno...Britney
Mcdonalds or Burger King:	Burger king
Music or Movies:	movies
Amazing Race or Survivor:	none
Christmas or Thanksgiving:	christmas!
Sweet or Sour:	sweet!
Country or City:	country
New York or Cali:	NY
Thunderstorm or Snowstorm:	thunderstorm
The Click Five or Maroon 5:	maroon 5
Mom or Dad:	mom
Brother or Sister:	brother
Grandma or Grandpa:	gradpa
Love or Fate:	love
Skittles or Starburst:	skittles
How did you like this survey?:	kinda lame actually
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*A Complete Relationship Survey*
First of all...
Your name::	Jarvis
Age::	16
Gender::	Male
Sexual preference::	like Female i guess?? or do you mean straight...
The exes...
How many exes do you have?:	1
Name them::	Emily
Who did you go out with for the longest amount of time?:	Becca <3
Shortest?:	Emily
Do you still talk to any of your exes?:	yup
Still feel anything for any of them?:	nope
Which was your most significant relationship?:	Becca <3
Crushes...
Who was your first crush?:	Bonnie Levesque
What made you like them?:	I was desperate
Did you ever ask them out?:	no
Did they know you liked them?:	prolly, i was obviouse enough
Did they like you back?:	hahahaha...no
Did you ever go out of your way to impress them?:	i tried
How did they react?:	they shoved me off
Do you still have contact with this person today?:	no
Relationship gone bad...
Who is your worst ex?:	dont have a bad one
What went so wrong with the relationship?:	we werent made for each other
Would you ever consider going back to that person?:	hahahaha...no
Why or why not?:	cause she's a skank
Were you in love with them?:	nooooo
If so, was it unrequited or did they love you back?:	nooooo
When did you break up?:	after 2 weeks of dating
How long were you together for?:	2 weeks
Do you still miss this person?:	nope
Still think about them?:	nope
Dream about them?:	nope
Long for them?:	nope
Do you two still speak?:	yea
If you could change one thing about the relationship, what would it be?:	that it never happend
Would you like to try again?:	no
Why or why not?:	cause im happily in love right now
Do you forgive them?:	sure, i dont really care
Current love life...
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?:	yes <3
Where did you meet?:	lunch A
How long have you been together?:	3 1/2 months or so
What is their name?:	Becca <3
What is your age?:	16
Who asked who out?:	she asked me...
Who liked who first?:	it was kinda a muchual thing
Did you two date before you became a couple?:	no
Describe your first date::	hmmm...i think it was a dance? or does that not count
What attracted you to this person?:	everything...shes gorgoeus, and awsome in every way
What would you say is their best quality?:	her personality, and body
Worst quality?:	she doesnt have one of those...
How do you feel about your relationship with them?:	I am in heaven...
What was your first kiss like?:	kinda awkward, but great
What is the strongest part of your relationship?:	im not really sure actually...our love for each other?
Weakest?:	not sure either
Can you relate to them on an emotional level?:	sometimes
Were you sexually attracted to them the first time you laid eyes on them?:	yyyyyyyup...cause shes the hottest girl in the world
Do you remember the exact date you became official?:	not the exact date, but it was a monday
When was the last time you saw them?:	before school, today
Have you told them you loved them?:	yes
Have they told you?:	yes =D
Describe this person in one sentence::	absolutely everything iv ever wanted, and the most perfect person in my world
Is this the most meaningful relationship you've been in?:	most definately
How often do you two fight?:	not very often...and if we do, we get over it
When was the last time you fought?:	i dont remember...i dont keep records like that
What is the biggest fight you've ever had?:	no clue
How do you usually make up?:	we havent really had a chance to find out yet
Have you ever cried in front of them?:	no
What PDAs are you two fond of?:	kissin'
Do you feel this relationship will last?:	most definately
Would you rather make love, have sex or fuck this person?:	well...out of those...make love
Have you already?:	no
How long were you together the first time?:	i said no ^^^^
Thoughts on love...
Do you believe in soulmates?:	yup
If so, do you believe you've found yours?:	yes <3
Should gay couples be allowed to adopt? Why/why not?:	eh...no
Should they be allowed to marry?:	no...long story...
Have you ever passionately kissed someone of the same sex?:	nope...and dont plan to either
Do you want to get married?:	yes
Do you believe that open relationships are okay?:	im not quite sure what you mean by that
Have you ever had a one night stand?:	no
What are your feelings on casual sex?:	not a big fan
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*Hot and Steamy*
About u:
name-:	Jarvis
birthdate-:	02/28/90
birthplace-:	P-town
siblings-:	6 of 'em
boyfriend/girlfriend-:	Becca <3
lover or fighter-:	I fight for what i love...
Favorite:
food-:	Spaghetti
person-:	Becca <3
color-:	Red
place:	With my baby <3
movie:	Pink panther
drink-:	Cherry Coke
postion-:	ummm...eh...missionary??
Have U Ever-
cheated on some1-:	no
been cheated on-:	once...
been in love-:	I am right now <3
been fooled into thinking some1 loved u-:	prolly
been dumped-:	no, it was muchual
had sex-:	nope
gone done BELOW-:	no comment
masturbated-:	Doesnt every guy at least once in his life?!
cried soo much ur head hurt-:	once
RANDOM
do u have a crush on some1-:	yes
does ur crush know-:	yes
whats the name of ur crush-:	Becca <3
do u ever feel like u love some1 but they dont love u back-:	i have before
are u pretty-:	i dunno...am i?
love or money-:	Love
what is the greatest pain ever-:	Not being with Becca
have u even experienced the greatest pain ever-:	Yes...way to many times
would u ever sleep with a stranger-:	No
finally, if u could take by one thing what would it be-:	Take by one thing? doesnt make sense...
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*About you - 500*
[Section 1 - Basics]
Name::	Jarvis
Age::	16
Gender::	male
Height::	6'2"
Weight::	165
Ring size::	11
Pants size::	34-34
Shirt size::	medarge
Shoe size::	13
Piercings::	none
Tatoos::	none
Hair color::	Dark blonde
Hair length::	short
Eye color::	blue
Zodiac sign::	pisces
Chinese zodiac sign::	no clue
Body type/size::	tall, medium build
Birthday::	2/28/90
Birthplace::	p-town
Place now::	basement
Race/ethnicity::	scottish baby!!
School and grade/year::	10th, sophmore, 2008 grad.
Natural hair color::	blonde
GPA::	3.2
Blood type::	A? i dunno
Hobbies::	Hunting
I.Q.::	110
Do you excercise::	Gym class....
Are you healthy::	to my knowledge
Fun?::	i can be
Serious?::	not usually
Sarcastic?::	sometimes
Funny?::	i have my moments
Cute?::	again...i have my moments
Pretty?::	i dunno
Good-looking?::	well ya!! actually i dont know
Beautiful?::	no clue
Optimistic?::	sometimes
Smart?::	yup
Oppinionated?::	very
Outgoing?::	yea
Shy?::	sometimes
Unique?::	ever now and then
Sweet?::	so iv been told
Hyper?::	OMG YES!!
Talkative?::	when im hyper
Creative?::	yup
Imaginative?::	sometimes
Gloomy?::	every now and then
Happy?::	yuppers
Depressed?::	nope
Silly?::	yup
Loud?::	oh ya
Quiet?::	not usually
Dependant?::	naw, only on Becca
Loyal?::	Damn right
Truthful?::	yup
Clever?::	sometimes
Confident?::	sure
Annoying?::	prolly
Artistic?::	hahahahaha...no
Musical?::	yup
Poetic?::	not really
Charming?::	i can be if needed
Wise?::	haha, sometimes
Special?::	sure
Magickal?::	nope
Sensitive?::	yup
Lustful?::	i have my moments
Sexy?::	oh yea baby!! heh, im not sure
Horny?::	most of the time actually...i am a guy...
Loving?::	yup
Lazy?::	haha...yes
Stylish?::	i can be
Normal?::	not usually
Psycho?::	i have my moments...in a good phsyco way
Goofy?::	yup
Brave?::	i have my moments
[Section 2 - This or that about you]
Righty/lefty/either::	righty
Glasses/contacts/none::	contacts
Punk/goth/prep/thug/??::	out of those?...none
Innie/outie::	innie
Tan/pale/average/??::	average i guess
Freckles/none::	a few
[Section 3 - Family]
Mom's name::	Dorene
Dad's name::	Jarvis
Siblings/their names/their ages::	haha...to many to name
Dead family members::	to many...=(
Do you live with your siblings?::	yup =/
Parents married/divorced/neither?::	married
Parents together/separated/dating/none?::	together
Do you have any stepparents?::	nope
Ex-stepparents?::	nope
Do you have any children of your own?::	not yet...
If so, what are their names and ages? If not, do you want any?::	yes i do
[Section 4 - Favorites]
Color::	red
Food::	spaghetti
Drink::	cherry coke
Candy::	gobstoppers
Flavor::	cherry, and lime
Movie::	Tremors
Band::	Van Zant
Show::	Yes Dear
Game::	Uno
Element::	Fire
Music type::	Country/pop/classic rock/indie
Actor::	no clue
Actress::	no clue
Month::	july
Season::	Summer
Holiday::	Christmas
Shampoo/conditioner::	Red Zone
Song::	right now? Temperature...by Sean paul
Number::	18
Phrase::	ass wipe...
Word::	??
Magazine::	ummm....Guns and Ammo
Restaurant::	Applebee's
Sport::	hah
Animal::	Horse, or dog...maybe a cat
Language::	ENGLISH
Girl's name::	Becca
Boy's name::	no clue
Flower::	Rose
Country::	America
Weather::	Sunny, or a light warm rain
Person::	BECCA!! <3
[Section 5 - Sex]
Sexual orientation::	straight
Are you a virgin?::	yea
Do you like to have sex?::	i image i would...
Do you like to have oral sex?::	again...i image i might
Do you like to have anal sex?::	ehhh...no, thats just kinda sick
Do you like to give more or get more?::	give more
Do you usually give more or get more?::	not sure yet
Does size matter?::	ummmm...not to me....
Do you like to kiss?::	yes
French kiss?::	yup
Make out?::	yea
Favorite position::	errr....missionary i guess
Are you more dominant?::	i can be...
Or more submissive?::	its good both ways i guess
Are you more sadistic?::	what does that mean...
Or more masochistic?::	again...WTF does that mean...
Do you like to use toys?::	ehhh...not sure....
Cuffs?::	nope
Bondage?::	noooo
Wax?::	noooooo
Clothes pins/ clamps?::	SWEET JESUS NOOOOOO
Chains?::	NOOOOO
Gags?::	NO
Collars?::	NO
Leashes?::	NO
Whips?::	NO
Paddles?::	NO
Other things?::	eh..no
Do you look at porn?::	no
Do you masturbate?::	awkward question....
[Section 6 - Friends]
Would you consider yourself a good friend?:	yes
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?::	few good friends
Who is your best friend?::	Robbie
Do you have a lot of friends?::	not to many
How many good friends would you say you had?::	1...no 2...cause becca is not only the love of my life, but also a good friend
Are you a good friend?::	umm..yes
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?::	ya
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?::	nope
Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?::	outgoing
Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?::	noooo
Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?::	kinda...sometimes
Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?::	prolly
Do you ever get tired of your friends?::	not too much
Do you like to make new friends?::	not really
Do you talk a lot?::	ya
Are you nervous when you talk to people?::	not too much
Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?::	nope
Do you ever lie about who your friends are?::	no
Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?::	nope
[Section 7 - Love]
Do you believe in love?::	YES
Do you believe in love at first sight?::	Yup
What is love?::	Becca
Have you ever been love?::	Yes
Are you now?::	Most Definately
Have you ever told someone you loved them?::	Yup
If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?:	Yes, i was
Are you married/divorced/neither?::	niether
Are you with someone/single/dating/none?::	With someone
Do you believe in soulmates?::	yup
Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?::	sure..i dont see why not
Different ethnicity?::	hmmm...prolly not
Same gender?::	no
Different political views?::	I Have
Do you love certain material possesions?::	yea
Certain hobbies?::	yea
Your friends?::	yea
Your family?::	yup
Yourself?::	yea
Do you have a crush?::	yes
Do you date people just because of how they look?::	no, but it does play a certian part
Do you care how people look?::	not too much
Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?::	yes
Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?::	no
Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?::	Sure...why not?
Would you date someone for their money?:	nope
Would you use someone?::	nope
Have you used someone?::
Have you dated someone just for their money?::	nope
Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-loo:	????
Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?::	No
Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?::	Kinda, but she's not that bad..i love her...shes funny that way
Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?::	no
Have you?::	no
Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?::	well..prolly not
Have you?::	no
Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?::	no
Have you?::	no
[Section 8 - Politics and such]
Are you a democrat?::	no
Or a republican?::	yes
Or independent?::	no
How do you feel about abortion?::	its wrong, except in an emergency
Gay marriage?::	nope
Smoking?::	sure..its your lungs
Marijuana?::	sure..again..its your lungs
Drugs?::	not heavy stuff
Illegal immigrants?::	NOOOOOO
Premarital sex?::	i dont really care
Porn?::	no
Alcohol?::	yea
Racism?::	depends
Whores/prostitution?::	no
Cloning?::	no
Suicide?::	no
Death penalty?::	YES
Religion in government?::	yes...its crucial
Our president?::	He may not be the best, but i support him
Downloading music?::	why not?
Burning CDs?::	yes
Welfare?::	no..its way too overused
Animal testing?::	idc
Gambling?::	sure
School uniforms?::	noooo
One nation, under God?::	yes
[Section 9 - Religious beliefs]
What religion do you practice?::	Christianity
Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?::	No
Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?::	Yup
Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?::	Kinda, but no
Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?::	Yes
What religion are your parents?::	Christianity
Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?::	Yes they do
Do they know what religion you practice?::	Yes
Are you open about your beliefs?::	Yes
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?::	Not really
Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?::	Yup
One God?::	Yes
Many Gods?::	No
Does God(s) have a gender?::	Nope
Male/female/neither?::	Niether
No God?::	No
Heaven/Hell?::	Yes
Jesus?::	Yes
Angels/demons?::	Yup
Spirits?::	Depends
Ghosts?::	Not likely
Reincarnation?::	Nope
The trinity?::	Yup
Miracles?::	Oh yea
Aliens?::	Its possible
Magic?::	No
Witchcraft?::	Its there
Tarot?::	Doesnt tell you anything
Psychics?::	Nope
Vampires/werewolves/other?::	They might be out there
Prayer?::	It works
Rituals?::	Naw
Love?::	Oh yes
Fate?::	Yup
Predestination?::	Whatever that means
Horoscopes?::	No
Astrology?::	No
Superstitions?::	Naw
Luck?::	I dont have it...
Telepathy?::	No
Energies?::	No
Familiars?::	Yea, they're there
Sacred animals?::	Nope
Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?::	Inferior
Initiation ceremonies?::	No
Night and day differ for a religious reason?::	Not sure
Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?::	No
Does your religion forbid anything?::	A few things
Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?::	No
Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?::	No
Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends?::	Depends
Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?::	Not
Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?::	Yea, i do
Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?::	Yes, i guess...
Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?::	Nope
Do you believe in yourself?::	Yes
Are you open to other religions?::	No
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?::	No, but sometimes
Do you think everyone should practice your religion?::	Yes
Do you even believe in anything?::	Yes i do
Are you interested in learning about other religions?::	Not really...
[Section 10 - Animals]
Do you have any pets?::	Yup
If so what are they? If not, do you want any?::	Birds, rabbits
What kind of pet would you like to have?::	Dog
What is your favorite color on animals?::	Black
Do you believe people should keep pets?::	Yup
Should all animals be free?::	No
Do you enjoy animals?::	Yes
Do you like taking care of animals?::	Not to much
Do you animals keep you company?::	Yup
Do you kill animals?::	Yes
Do you hunt?::	Yes
Do you hate animals?::	No
Do you think animals have feelings?::	They prolly do
Do you like small/big/all/no animals?::	All animals...except spiders
Do you think animals are treated poorly?::	No
Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?::	No
[Section 11 - This or that]
Big/small::	Big
Cat/dog::	Dog
Black/white::	Black
Coffee/tea::	Coffee
Pepsi/coke::	Pepsi
Soda/other::	Soda
Wine/beer::	Beer
Pulp/none::	Pulp
Scary/comedy::	Comedy
Books/magazines::	Magazines
Noise/silence::	Silence
Winter/summer::	Summer
Autumn/spring::	Spring
Summer/spring::	Summer
Winter/autumn::	Autumn
Night/day::	Day
Hugs/kisses::	Kisses
Life/death::	Life
TV/movie::	Tv
TV/book::	TV
Fruits/vegetables::	Fruits
Meat/vegetables::	Meat..no...both
Cigarettes/alcohol::	Alcohol
Cold/hot::	Cold
Normal/different::	Different...just not to different
Male/female::	Female
School/none::	None
Red/blue::	Red
Smart/fun::	Fun
Love/hate::	Love
Salt/sugar::	Sugar!!
Chocolate/vanilla::	Vanilla
Evil/good::	Good
Clean/dirty::	Clean
Angel/demon::	Angel
Sunrise/sunset::	Sunset
Punk/goth::	Punk
Punk/prep::	Prep
Goth/prep::	Prep
Truth/lies::	Truth
Citrus/tasteless::	Citrus
Cake/cookies::	Cake
Sun/moon::	Moon
Rain/snow::	Rain...warm Rain
Piercings/none::	Peircings..not on me though
Short/long hair::	Long
Brand name/couldn't care less::	Couldnt care less
Pool/ocean::	Pool
Pen/pencil::	Pen
Sports/none::	None
Wet/dry::	Dry
Bath/shower::	Bath
Fireworks/glowsticks::	Fireworks!
Lick/bite::	Both are good
Naked/clothed::	Depends
Internet/phone::	Internet
[Section 12 - Education]
Do you go to school?::	Yup
Have you gone to school?::	Yes
What's your level of education?::	High school
Do you like school?::	No
Learning?::	Not to much
Have you ever been homeschooled?::	Yes
Would you rather be homeschooled?::	No
Would you rather go to public or private school?::	Public
Have you ever skipped school?::	Yup
Faked sickness to get out of school?::	Yup
Been suspended?::	Maybe...
Expelled?::	No, not yet
In detention?::	Yup...many times
What's your favorite subject?::	Current Isuues
Least favorite?::	Math!!
Your schedule, block/periods/neither?::	Block
What are your grades generally like?::	A's and B's
Do you have many classes with your friends?::	No, hardly any at all
What classes do you want to take?::	im to tires to name any
[Section 13 - What makes you]
Happy?::	Becca
Sad?::	Not being with Becca
Laugh?::	Becca
Dance?::	Becca
Sing?::	Becca
Horny?::	Becca
Scared?::	Blair Witch
Look good?::	Clothes?
Feel good?::	Becca
Feel bad?::	Mexican food
Cry?::	Seeing Becca cry
Jealous?::	Many things
Envious?::	Not to much..oh yea...RICH PEOPLE!!
Scream?::	Rich People
Angry?::	Rich People
Smile?::	Becca
Blush?::	Becca
Sleepy?::	Sleep?
Excited?::	Becca
Nervous?::	Hights
Hungry?::	Becca...wait!! i mean...food
Thirsty?::	Salt
Feel lonely?::	Not being with Becca
Sick?::	Sickness, and Mexican food
Mean?::	Stupid Liberals, who think they know everything
Want a hug?::	Yup
Want a kiss?::	Yup
Bored?::	Yup...why else would i fill out this survey??
Crazy?::	Always
Feel strong?::	Yea
Feel important?::	Yup
Quit?::	Never
[Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are]
Friends::	6
Family::	5
Music::	5
Love::	10
Happiness::	9
People::	5
Silence::	8
Animals::	6
Education::	4
Religion::	7
Life::	9
Medication::	1
Food::	100000
Sleep::	10
Health::	9
Wealth::	9
Nature::	4
Shopping::	6
Fun::	9
Comfort::	7
Water::	9
Sex::	10 1/2
Clothes::	9
Alcohol::	5
Cigarettes::	1
Computer::	9
Phone::	8
[Section 15 - Have you ever]
Went skinny dipping?::	Nope
Done drugs?::	Nope
Drank alcohol?::	Yup
Played strip poker?::	Noooo
Climbed a tree?::	Yea
Fallen from a tree?::	Yup
Bungee jumped?::	Nope
Been to Disneyland/world?::	Nope
Been stung by a bee?::	Too many times
Pierced yourself?::	Nope
Sky dived?::	Nooooo
Rolled your tongue?::	Yup
Made a clover with it?:	Naw, im not that talented
Skiied?::	Yea...x-country
Run into a wall?::	hahaha...yes
Been on an airplane?::	nope
On a train?:: yup
Fainted?::	Prolly
Thrown up on purpose?::	No
Eaten an insect?::	Nope
For no reason?::	No
[Section 16 - Misc.]
What color are your socks today?::	White
Is that your monkey over there sneezing?::	No, he's blowing his nose...
Do you own a spotted umbrella?::	YES!!..No im not kidding
Do you like sporks?::	Yup
What about chopsticks?::	They're cool
How many fingers do you have?::	all 10 of them
Do you have any stiches?::	nope
If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?::	Me
Is your mushroom broken?::	No, its fine
Are you a fairy?::	Nope
Do you abuse/starve your sims?::	mwhahahaha!! YES!!
How many candles do you own?::	Afew
Do you wear scarves?::	Nope
Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?::	Yea..i would care
Are the bunnies pink?::	no, they're blue
What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green?::	no, black...they're evil
What do you think about make-up?::	sex? homework? ones good, another not so good...OOHHHHH!! FACE make-up!! hahaha
Random word that starts with Q::	Quirky
If you could live anywhere, where would it be?::	Vermont
Do you like to be naked?::	Not so much
All your base _________::	Ehh??
My life has never been a bed a roses::	It has
Munchy munchy have a taco for::	No, my taco is not to be shared
Yes that comes in::	Black and white
I got::	A bag of swedish fish...
Baby, life is like a ride on a::	Roller coaster
What is life?::	A box of chocolates
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*Have you Ever...?*
Played Spin the Bottle?:	Nope
Toilet Paper someone's house:	I will someday...
Played Poker with money:	Yup
Gone swimming in a white T-shirt:	Yup
been tickled so hard you couldn't talk:	Yup
like someone but never told them:	Many times
went camping:	Yea
had a crush on your broher's friend:	No
walk in the rain without an umbrella:	Yup
told a joke that NObody thought was funny:	hahahaha...many times
been in a talent show:	A few
started laughing at someone's bedtime:	Yup
worn somthing your mom didn't appove of:	Prolly
been to a nude beach:	No
drank jack daniels:	Yup
cursed in a church:	Yup
been called a slut for kissing someone:	No
burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner:	I dont use one...
wanted to be a police officer:	Yes
dumped someone:	It was muchual
been hit on by someone too old:	OMG Yes!! my friggen sub teacher...Mrs Rhodes!!! ewwww
wanted to be a model:	not so much
bought lottery tickets:	not yet
made out in a car:	yup
cried during a movie:	once or twice
wanted something you couldn't have:	yup
had sex on the beach:	not yet
had the drink sex on the beach:	nope
seen someone shoplift:	yea
hung up on someone:	yup...accidentaly
yelled at you pet:	yes
bought a thong when the casheir was a guy:	ummm...no
tried to strip when drunk:	nope
gotten seasick:	yes...on a lake
had a stalker:	prolly...they just cant seem to resist me...heh
played a prank on somone that had them really scared:	YES!! omg it was fun
been embarassed by one of your family:	Many times
felt bad about eating meat:	Never
protested:	I will...against Hillary
been to an island:	yup
been in love:	I am
ate jus because you were bored:	All the time
looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww":	Yea actually
Screamed in a library:	hah...Yup
Made out with a stranger:	No
Been Dumped:	Like i said, it was muchual
Wished a part of you was different:	No
asked a guy to dance:	is this survey for girls?
been asked out by a really hot guy:	Im guessing it is....
laughe so hard ou cried:	Yup
went up to a complete stranger and started talking:	No
been sunburned:	Many times
kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert:	Not for being a pervert, but yes i have...
threw up in school:	Yup
recieved an anonymous love letter:	Once
had to wear something you hated:	Yup
been to a luau:	Many times
say your ex and wanted to kick his ass:	No
cursed in front of your parents:	Yup
been in a commerical on tv:	No
watched a movie that made you miss your ex:	No
been out of the country:	Not yet
been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk:	No, but by some girl
won at pool:	Once
went to a party where you were the ony sober one:	Yup
went on a diet:	Nope
been lost out to sea:	Not yet
cheated on your bf:	You mean G/F? no...and i dont plan on it...its not an option
been cheated on:	Nope
tanned topless:	well im a guy, so yes, i guess
been attacked by seagulls:	YES!! they took my grinder...
been searched in an airport:	Yup
been on a plane:	Nope
been pants-ed:	Nope
thown a shoe at someone:	Prolly...i throw alot of things at people, but mostly lead..
broke someone's heart:	Nope
sung in the shower:	Yup
bought something way too expensive:	Prolly
done something really stupid that you still laugh about:	Yea...conval locker room...
been walked in on when you were dressing:	Prolly
ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie:	Nope
been kicked out of the mall:	Not yet...but someday
ben mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back:	I dunno
been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one:	Yup
done something stupid when you were drunk:	Many times
fell off your roof:	yup
pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone:	hmmm...not that i can remember
had a deer jump in fron of your car:	Yup
threated someone witha water gun:	Yup
Can you....
Unwrap a starburst with your tounge:	It takes a while...
sing:	If i put my mind to it
open your eyes underwater:	yup
eat whatever you want and not have to worry:	yup
ice skate:	kinda
sing in front of a crowd:	naw, not my thing
whistle:	yup
be a bitch at times:	oh yea...
do thirty pull ups:	not really
walkin in really high heals:	I ummm...dont do that much...at all
eat super spicy foods:	No, i dont like them
skateboard:	hahahahaha....No
sleep with the lights on:	Nope
mulititask:	Depends
touch your nose with your tounge:	Nope
fall asleep easily in the car:	Yea
do the cotton eye joe:	Nope
play ddr and not fall:	ddr?
surf:	hahaha...nope
fit in your locker:	kinda...
do a split:	heh...no
taste the difference between pepsi and coke:	most definately
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*Boyfriend/Girlfriend Quiz*
Your name?:	Jarvis
your age?:	16
Boyfriends/girlfriends name?:	Becca
boyfriends/girlfriends age?:	14
his/her family
have you met his/her parents?:	Yup
do they like or dislike you?:	Im not sure actually...they seem too
have you met anyone else in his/her family?who?:	Her sister
did they like you?:	Yup i guess so
Your family
has he/she met your family?:	Yup
do they like him/her?:	Well ya
does him/her like your family?:	I guess so
who all have they met in your family?:	Just about everbody
do they all like him/her?:	Yup
Your Friendship with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Where you two ever friends before dating?:	Not really
Do you look at him/her as your friend?:	yes..she's my g/f and my friend
If you do would you go as far to say they are your best friend?:	not my only one, but i would say yes
Can you two hang out like you would a friend?:	yup
can you talk to him/her like you would a friend?:	yea i guess so
do you think he/she feels the same?:	sure
The relationship
How long have you two been together?:	4 months, 1 day, and 3 hours...hehe
how long have you known him/her?:	since like 5 months ago
would you say you are in love with him/her?:	Most definately
do you think he/she is in love with you?:	yup
where did you meet him/her?:	Lunch
where was the place you first kissed him/her?:	In an elevator lobby...
sex
Have you two Had sex?:	nope
lol was the first time romantic or awkward?:	i said nope
was he/she your first?:	She will be someday
Where you his/her first?:	yea, she will be as far as i know
other randoms
do your friends like him/her?:	yup
do you think his/her friends like you?:	yup
do you have any mutual friends?:	kinda...
do you think you will be with him/her forever?:	MOST def. yes
do you think he/she wants the same?:	yup
are you two more of the romantic or playful couple?:	kinda both
Would you say you two got along well?:	yes, we do
Do you arugh with him/her alot?:	nope
Are you two engaged?plan on getting engaged?:	yes
how old where you when you met him/her?:	15
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*For Those In Love <3*
Finish these sentences...
I love...:	Becca
We've been together for...:	5 months and 3 weeks
We met...:	At lunch
Our love is...:	Absolutely Perfect
I love his/her...:	Smile, face, body, personality, eyes,...well, everything
He/she makes me feel...:	Happy, Loved, Special, Lucky
His/her best quality is...:	Her Randomness, and her ability to make me laugh, no matter how i feel
His/her worst quality is...:	That she dislikes herself
My favorite memory of him/her is...:	Every moment we've spent together
I know...:	That we'll be together forever
I wish...:	That we could be together right now
We are...:	About to see each other
We will be...:	VERY Happy forever and ever
He/she is...:	Absolutely perfect, in every way
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*tons of questions that show your in depth side!*
basics
whats your name?:	Jarvis
what do people call you?:	Jarvis, Jarvie, Yavie
where you named after anything?:	My dad
if you were born the oppisite sex what would your name be?:	i dunno
do people spell/say your name wrong?:	Not usually
if you could change your name what would you change it to?:	I like my name
gender?:	Male
birthday?:	feb 28th
age?:	16
age you act?:	15
age you want to be?:	21
height?:	6'2"
eye color?:	blue
happy with it?:	yup
natural hair color?:	blonde
happy with it? if not do you dye it?:	yup
righty or lefty?:	righty
family?:	a big one
pets?:	some birds
peircings?:	nope
tatoos?:	not yet
love and stuff
single?:	Nope =D
who are you with, or who do you want to be with?:	Becca <3
are you in love?:	Madly in love
have you ever been in love, if so how many times?:	Once before this one
do you believe in love at first sight?:	Kinda
is it possible to be faithful to one person for ever?:	Yup
do you want to get married?:	Yes
do you want to have kids?:	Yes
how many?:	anywere from 2-5
do you believe in divorce?:	No
do you belive in true love?:	Yup
do you consider love a mistake?:	Not at all
turn-ons?:	Becca, Becca on a 4 wheeler, Becca in ratty jeans, and a baseball hat
turns-offs?:	Hmmmm....i cant think of anything at the moment
do you think the oppisite sex finds you attractive?:	Sure...i guess
what is best about the opposite sex?:	Face, Body
what is worst about the oppisite sex?:	They tend to be a little moody at times...
are you a virgin?:	Yup
do you belive you should be in love to have sex?:	Yea, i'm not into the whole 1 nighter thing
how far have you gone?:	Unable to comment at this time
how many people have you had sex with?:	None
do other people consider you a slut?:	No
right at this moment...
where are you?:	In Mrs. Coynes room
what can you see out your window?:	There are no windows
are you listening to music?:	Nope
are you lonely or tired?:	Lonely...I miss Becca
use 5 words to decribe how you are feeling::	Toady, Toady, Toady, Lonely, Loved
are you talking to anyone online? if so who?:	No
are you talking to anyone of the phone? if so who?:	No
what are you wearing?:	A gray shirt, jeans and my blue vest
what are you doing?:	Filling out this dumb survey
whats on your mousepad?:	The word DELL
friends
how many true friends do you have?:	1
are you a loner?:	Kinda
who is your best friend?:	Robbie
oldest?:	My Grandfather
newest?:	hmm....Greg
shyest?:	I dunno
loudest?:	haha...me
smartest?:	I dunno, me and my friends aren't very smart
ditziest?:	Emily
funniest?:	Becca, Robbie
who is the best listener?:	Robbie, Becca
do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?:	Depends on the friends
who do you wish you were closer to?:	Becca
who knows the most about you?:	Robbir or Becca
who knows the least about you?:	Greg
who do you trust the most?:	Robbie, and Becca
the least?:	LJ
who do you fight with the most?:	I don't fight to often
who do you talk to online the most?:	Becca
who do you talk to on the phone the most?:	Robbie or Becca
do you trust others easily?:	Nope
name one who's arms you feel safe in::	Becca
who house were you at last?:	Mine
who's your second family?:	The swans
who lives the farthest away?:	All my friends do
do you....
smoke?:	Used to
drink alcohol?:	On occasion, but not that much at all
do drugs?:	NO
pray?:	Yup
go to church?:	Yup
sleep with stuffed animals?:	I have one, but it spends most of its time on the floor
take walks in the rain?:	Yup
dance in the rain?:	Once
do any sports? if so which ones?:	No
sleep around?:	No
lie a lot?:	Not really...only trivial stuff
steal?:	once in a while
gamble?:	Any chance i can
have you ever....
kissed a stranger?:	nope
slept with a stranger?:	nope
spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?:	Yup
screamed so much you lost your voice?:	Yup
laughed so much it was painful?:	Yes
cried so much it was painful?:	Once
gone skinny dipping?:	Nope
played strip poker?:	For like 5 minutes
had a medical emergency?:	Broke my arm
ran away from home?:	Yup
done something extremely unexpected?:	Probably
slept outside?:	Yup
been onstage?:	Many times
deep stuff....
whats your biggest fear?:	Spiders, Hieghts, and losing Becca
what was your weirdest dream?:	Of me dieing
scariest dream?:	It was a long time ago...wolves in My old school
do you have a reoccuring dream?:	not usually
what was your best dream?:	Becca and I getting married
what IS your dream?:	To Marry Becca, get a good job, raise a family, and buy a nice truck
do you live in the moment?:	kinda
what is your greatest strength?:	My IQ
whats your greatest weakness?:	Becca
do you have a motto you live by?:	Why do something today, when you can do it tomorrow?
if your life were a movie what would it be called?:	The adventures of a redneck duo
do you have any bad habits?:	not really
do you have any secrets?:	im sure i could dig up a few
are you fake?:	not that i know of
what do you want to do in life?:	live
are you a daredevil?:	to a certian degree
are you predictable?:	sometimes
do you keep a journal/diary?:	nope
if you could change one thing about you would you what would it be?:	My temper
if you were someone else, would you be friends with yourself?:	Sure
do you think your a good person?:	To a certain degree
do you think your emotionally strong?:	Yup
do you regret anything?:	Never
do you think life has been good so far?:	Wonderful actually
what do you like most about you body?:	My height
least?:	My lankyness
are you trust worthy?:	To my knowledge i am
are you gullible?:	I have my moments
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COUNTDOWN THAT DOESN'T SUCK!!!
Created by obejosh and taken 1690 times on Bzoink
~10 HAVE YOU EVERS...~
1. stolen anything?	Yup
2. beat someone up?	Yup
3. had sex in a public place?	.....No
4. done any drugs?	Nope
5. been arrested?	Not yet
6. cried in public?	Yea
7. used someone?	Nope
8. made a complete ass of youself?	Many times
9. Slept with someone you never spoke to again?	No
10. attempted to ruin someones life?	No
~9 FAVORITES...~
1.TV show	Yes Dear
2. Movie	Tremors
3. Band	Van Zant
4. friend	Robbie
5. car	Chevy Silverado
6. animal	Horse or a dog
7. drink	Cherry Coke
8. artist	I don't have one...
9. movie star	I don't like them very much
~8 THINGS ABOUT YOU...~
1.name	Jarvis
2.place of birth	Peterborough
3.date of birth	02/28/90
4.fav. color	Red and blue
5. number of siblings	Too many...6
6. age	16
7.current loc.	At my Comp.
8. eye color	Blue
~7 Lasts...~
1. place you went with a friend?	Movie theater
2. person you kissed?	Becca <3
3. person you had a crush on?	Becca <3
4. dumb thing you did?	Worked in the summer heat
5. smart thing you did?	I don't do many of those
6. thing you did other than this survey?	Ate dinner
7. thing you ate or drank?	Watermelon
~6 this or that...~
1. Vodka or Rum?	Rum
2. cigarette or cigar?	Cigar
3. walk or drive?	Drive
4. rain or snow?	Rain
5. ski or surf?	Surf
6. night or day?	Day
~5 have you evers...~
1. Kissed someone of the same sex?	eh...no
2. wrecked a car?	not yet
3. Done any drug?	nope
4. Hooked up with someone your friend also liked?	ummm...i dunno
5. Stolen a lot of money?	nope
~4 What would you do if...~
1.Someone cheated on you?	I would cry
2.you found $1,000,000?	Kiss the nearest person
3.someone punched you in the face?	Punch them back...Harder
4.someone stole 20$ from you?	Kill them
~3 Friends...~
1.The most creative is...	i dunno
2.The most out going is...	Becca
3.The most level headed is...	Robbie
~2 Places...~
1. I want to go on Vacation...	To Aruba or scotland
2. I hate having to go to...	Your mothers room
~1 Final Dorky Fact About Yourself...~
1. Tell something that most people dont know that is not so cool...	I have a fedish with hair...head hair...i just really like it...
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Love
Created by belittled and taken 530 times on Bzoink
Have you ever said I love you	Yup
Did you mean it	Most definately
Are you in love now	Absolutely
Is it love you feel for your parents or more	WAAAAAAYYYYY more
Does love and love-making go together	Yea
What image do you express with love	Image?? I'm confused
What does love mean to you	Becca
Are you taken	Yes
Do you say I love you to them	All the time
Do you mean it	MOST DEFINATELY
If not why	i said most definately
Loving someone doesn't mean you have to sleep with them, right	Right
Would you rather marry for love or money	Love
Howcome	Money is boring...Love is not
Will you mean it when you say I love you next time	umm...Yea...haven't i already made that clear?
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YOUR REPORT CARD:
Category	Grade
Love	A
Friends and Family	A+
Body	C
Mind	B
Finance / Career	D
Your Life's Average Grade: B
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